[me as a knight] me: squire, young squire…do you have the time? squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time - ThreadSky

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ygrene.bsky.social • 604 days ago

[me as a knight]

me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?

squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm

me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time

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laurenflans.bsky.social•603 days ago

did this really happen

kriswillcode.bsky.social•604 days ago

I am literally going to Medieval Times later today, and now I'm going to annoy everyone with this joke.

hmcd.bsky.social•604 days ago

PUN GETS A FOLLOW

scarletspider85.bsky.social•603 days ago

squire: ever since I signed up, you only ever ask me for the time

me: that's because you're the knight's watch

natania.bsky.social•587 days ago

This pleases me greatly.

rbd.bsky.social•604 days ago

if the squire were me: well, do you have the energy?

deadontheoutside.bsky.social•603 days ago

squire: but sir, you won't be able to see

you: wrong, I have *tapping visor* knight vision

joberama.bsky.social•604 days ago

squire [under breath]: ...forsoothin' boomers.

effingcontroller.bsky.social•604 days ago

too much horsin' around on this app

captainequinox.bsky.social•604 days ago

me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time. The hour when dragons pose for portraits and castles strike their best poses. Ready your camera, for we shall capture moments that will make even the jesters roll with laughter!