[cookie monster quietly to himself just before going on camera]
it's just a job it's just a job it's just a job
[camera rolls]
(deep sigh) ME WANT COOKIE
it's just a job it's just a job it's just a job
[camera rolls]
(deep sigh) ME WANT COOKIE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nBpKersBU
The Devil: “your punishment is to eat as many cookies as you want. And when you’ve eaten your fill, you’re free to go.”
Me: “really? That’s not so bad… actually that’s pretty awes-“
*sees myself in nearby mirror and realizes I’ve been transformed into Cookie Monster*
“No! nooo!”
https://youtu.be/5SnR-e0S6Ic?t=308
Cookie Monster: “Nothing. Me just… need a minute.”
Prostitute: “Let me help get your mind off it. Come over here and nibble on mamas cookies…”
[tense pause]
Cookie Monster: “…is me a joke to you?”
Prostitute: “no baby, I’m sorry, I-”
Cookie Monster: “GET OUT!”
Same shit different day.
Cookie Monster: “ME LOVE COOKIE NOM NOM NOM”
Talk Show Host: “And what do you say to your critics who claim you promote a lifestyle of wanton excess and irresponsibility, to an audience largely of children?”
Cookie Monster: “Look, Linda…”