Frightened men have been whimpering about the Barbie movie. TechnicallyRon took their one-star reviews from Letterboxd and put them on movie posters because it makes the film seem even cooler. - ThreadSky

grumplestiltskin.bsky.social•586 days ago

Now I am DEFINITELY going to see this.

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popeofchilitown.bsky.social•586 days ago

That first one is the platonic ideal of threatening me with a good time

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mpbmke.com•586 days ago

It's never not funny when the people who cosplay as Big Tough Macho Manly stereotypes are reduced to shriveling hysterics by things like this.

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cagirlinsf.bsky.social•586 days ago

😂

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ohiohawkeye.bsky.social•586 days ago

I would go see the movie in these adverts

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khatunjessicabeki.org•586 days ago

Personally I want everyone to be be at least Bi. Especially cis men.

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averyfane.bsky.social•586 days ago

I wish it was more like #1. Kinda felt like Greta was trying to keep it more grounded than that.

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shmaesh.bsky.social•586 days ago

These make me high

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josh412.com•586 days ago

I'll take the pink acid trip with the sexy slapping please!

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themckenziest.gay•586 days ago

Oh fuck yes I need posters

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mitchellepner.bsky.social•586 days ago

I saw Barbie with my wife (not on this site) and daughter @madepner.bsky.social. Loved it. No notes.

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magalud1.bsky.social•586 days ago

If they do a few more of these, I'll end up go see the movie

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thealexnevil.bsky.social•586 days ago

Outstanding!

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aipfelkofer.bsky.social•586 days ago

The movie they are really frightened of:
Barbenheimer

https://youtu.be/KA6l2d_Z2v8

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cadejoblanco.bsky.social•585 days ago

Remember when frightened men were freaking out that "Mad Max: Fury Road" was going to be some kind of feminist fairy tale with Charlize Theron upstaging Tom hardy at every turn?

Yeah, okay...that turned out to be largely true..

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billythecumqueror.bsky.social•586 days ago

can you add alt text in the future thanks ^.^

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chadbourn.bsky.social•586 days ago

Absolutely. I’m learning.

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seanendcrafter.bsky.social•586 days ago

Thanks for adding alt text, but in the future, alt text should have what the joke is, so people using screen readers can get the funny too. Thanks!

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chadbourn.bsky.social•586 days ago

Thanks. I’m new to using alt text but I’m learning fast.

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neolithicsheep.bsky.social•586 days ago

@alt-text.bsky.social

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alt-text.bsky.social•586 days ago

Alt text 1 through 4 of 4

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lindseyboylan.bsky.social•586 days ago

Made my day.

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brewyork.beer•586 days ago

Wait, that first one was a negative review?!

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fullylawful.bsky.social•586 days ago

That review has convinced me to see it

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elliotghoul.bsky.social•586 days ago

They all should

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fullylawful.bsky.social•586 days ago

Agree, but no need to read further

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jimnobu.tv•586 days ago

@alt-text.bsky.social

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alt-text.bsky.social•586 days ago

Alt text 1 through 4 of 4

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msjoanne.bsky.social•586 days ago

The top left one is...

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benender.bsky.social•586 days ago

Now I am become pink, the destroyer of patriarchies.

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smartalex.bsky.social•586 days ago

We should all ask those same dudes what they think about Fight Club, the movie where a bunch of random dudes band together to worship a supremely hot guy and do everything he says, to the point that they'll literally punch each other in the face.

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rkt2600.bsky.social•586 days ago

Top left is killing me.

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rkt2600.bsky.social•586 days ago

Bottom left and top right are great, but cover at least one other recent movie a year. And/or one other robie or gerwig movie.

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rkt2600.bsky.social•586 days ago

Bottom right could, arguably, also be oppenheimer

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tanukisrevenge.bsky.social•586 days ago

This makes me want to see it

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lilturinabol.bsky.social•585 days ago

These just so happened to be all the reasons I liked the movie

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kbd.ink•586 days ago

That acid trip sounds amazing. I'm in!

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neonchinchilla.bsky.social•586 days ago

All this fuss and the tantrums about this movie has made me want to see it more.

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flopsie.bsky.social•586 days ago

My god. All this emotion about a movie based on a toy. If you want to be upset about something, how about the cynical way these are made? They start with some old toy, like Barbie, or Battleship or pick any of dozens, and then work backward to make a film. which is just to an excuse for the merch.

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salix.bsky.social•586 days ago

You’ve missed something with this cynicism.

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clpolk.com•584 days ago

and it went wooosh

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•586 days ago

"a pink acid trip that feels like being slapped by confusingly attractive people" is as good a definition of heaven as I can imagine

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chadbourn.bsky.social•586 days ago

Me too.

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seanlmccarthy.bsky.social•586 days ago

It’s fully plausible that the early freak outs by such men only created even more buzz for Barbie

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saturnexalted.bsky.social•586 days ago

@alt-text.bsky.social

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alt-text.bsky.social•586 days ago

Alt text 1 through 4 of 4

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daijoubussy.moe•585 days ago

@alt-text.bsky.social duplicated images 2 & 4 - 2 is supposed to say “THEY WONT BE HAPPY UNTIL WE ARE ALL GAY”

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alt-text.bsky.social•585 days ago

Alt text 1 through 4 of 4

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daijoubussy.moe•585 days ago

I agree

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clockworkbanana.fun•586 days ago

yep gonna have to cash in my movie passes for this one

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lowfdog.bsky.social•586 days ago

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m absolutely terrified a hot busty blonde is gonna make me live at her dream home and not do anything useful…😹😹😹

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fitz.nerdblitz.com•586 days ago

Ok that first poster sounds like a legit fun weekend.

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