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chadbourn.bsky.social • 3 days ago

*platform breaks one minute after opening*

Reposted from Chris Washington

This is going to be extremely funny.

Comments

karenroberts.bsky.social•3 days ago

And then she's voted out by the board 10 minutes later.

lunabelle.bsky.social•3 days ago

She's proper up herself batshit isn't she.

How can she have so little self esteem and awareness - just the gift that keeps giving.

djjigglypuff.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wonder who will romaine after the first day?

ath3na.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can't wait to join

peterjohn.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hope she's not going to do it in a swimsuit.

annalyticgirl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Head of lettuce wins again! 🥳

fionaglass.bsky.social•3 days ago

Will it last longer than a lettuce, though?

andrewr.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who is financing this?

A Trussfund!

hungryforsound.bsky.social•3 days ago

But you won’t be able to mention anything about the lettuce, she doesn’t like that

jamesbennett.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's giving lettuce.

dawnbritten.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just give me the date xx

thechrisnewman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aww, Bless her; the little gem she is.

trishtoo.bsky.social•3 days ago

She is a lunatic

kfpm.bsky.social•3 days ago

I genuinely don't understand why she imagines anyone cares about her thoughts.

noahbeery.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

billiejmcallister.bsky.social•2 days ago

Except she has some very rich backers - Gladstein and the Winklevoss brothers gain credibility by having an ex-UK prime minister on the pay roll (not in Britain, obviously, but elsewhere this gives their cryptocurrency schemes greater legitimacy)

ka7ma.bsky.social•3 days ago

thebluesislove.bsky.social•2 days ago

It'll just be a whole load of lettuce memes.

jack-bean.bsky.social•3 days ago

Next up will be a crypto currency…

alunsalt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bagsy the username "CheeseDisgrace".

freidaoctothorpe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is it gunna be called...

....

....

Lettuce Talk.

chadbourn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Vg.

caffeineislife.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is that short for "very good", or "vegetable"? 😅

denniswatson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who’s going to set up the webcam and the head of lettuce when/if this platform actually launches?

andyfraser.bsky.social•2 days ago

What’s she going to call it- Lettuce Speak Freely? Salad Days?

3fecta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lettuce give it a chance.

deborahstort.bsky.social•3 days ago

We could all join and continually post rude things about her just to see how committed she is to free speech.

chadbourn.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s at the top of my list.

mannyc.bsky.social•3 days ago

As long as we can call it Lettuce Speak

bsky.heenan.net•3 days ago

God Bless her tiny green crinkly toes.
Not that I've ever seen her toes, I stress. Or that God exists. Or that God would bless her if she did exist.

iwebshaw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Her dais are numbered.

caffeineislife.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bet she paid a small amount of money to some Russian for that. 🤣
https://codecanyon.net/item/colibrism-the-ultimate-php-modern-social-media-sharing-platform/26612898

zackfeddich.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your account automatically gets canceled after 49 days.

touristcol.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Lizzie's Pork Market"

debatingroom.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lettuce enjoy it while it lasts.

debatingroom.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/debatingroom.bsky.social/post/3lmuyjwuusc2j

georgebas5.bsky.social•3 days ago

Everything Truss touches goes so tits up that I swear her brand manager is @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

calenhad-social.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.porkmarkets.com

calenhad-social.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You'll never guess what I've just done 😆😂

Now, question for my followers: what will I do with my lovely new domains?

chadbourn.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

arj0.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would buy if you hadn’t!

t-rexit.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good darts! 🤣

parallax2112.bsky.social•2 days ago

Will the number of users exceed the number of days she spent in offfice? Place your bets... 🥬

jayzee71.bsky.social•3 days ago

Another un-flushable turd

btnstu.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's a troubling paragraph.
🤣🤣

urbaintoreador.bsky.social•2 days ago

£1000!!! On purpose!!!!!
Fuck

btnstu.bsky.social•2 days ago

I assume they all knew what they were paying for...
😉😄

mja66.bsky.social•2 days ago

£1k?????

No... that can't be right.

aladdinnoons.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

chadbourn.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

martymcd.bsky.social•3 days ago

'We need to see what the King's health is looking like..'

jonty24.bsky.social•2 days ago

Based on her recent behaviour, the platform is likely to be a poundshop version of Trumps truth social (and that's bargain basement quality), a mix of self pity, bitterness and other questionable (accuracy) content. Potentially more poison in an increasingly toxic media environment. Hope it flops.

lankester.bsky.social•2 days ago

It may. But look at Truth Social. A joke we thought at the outset. However, it’s a convenient owned toilet wall for T to scrawl his garbage and media to report it. That’s what she’s doing this for. How many times do you see “Trump announced on Truth Social”… ugh.

mrsivb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah but that's Trump and like it or not, he has huge support in the States. Truss is a laughing stock, here and everywhere.

lankester.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s a v fair point. So answer me this. Why in earth does SHE not know this? Any normal self aware person would crawl into a bunker and hide. Does she not know ??

dissy40.bsky.social•2 days ago

She is very well paid for it and has no other qualifications. So why changing “profession”?

mrsivb.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think she is unwell, she has no self-awareness. Completely delusional.

hey.rupert.murdochbait.click•2 days ago

Does Truss think she's Margaret Thatcher? What would that tell us?

mrsivb.bsky.social•2 days ago

She definitely tried to emulate her before becoming PM, so that went well.

lankester.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not as smart as… but feels there is an open space in the right wing lineup that needs filling.

viviennesoton.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think a lot of these incompetent people have managed to persuade themselves that rather than everyone despising them for their ignorance and stupidity, it is all ‘political’ and it comes from opposing views, the ‘lefties’ and ‘wokeness’ (whatever they think that means).

lizamazel.bsky.social•2 days ago

well, whoever's funding it, I wish them a hearty pissing it all away.

you can put a lot of money into a new platform, but that still doesn't guarantee that anyone's actually gonna use it.

lankester.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s being in an echo chamber of affirmation. Like the one we’re in on BlueSky TBH. All I hear here is satisfying reflections of my own amazement, outrage, fear and disbelief. Is this healthy? Probably not.

How can everyone else not see it? Another thing to worry about.

mja66.bsky.social•2 days ago

I agree. She isn't well. It's a very public breakdown.

It goes beyond hubris and a desperate attempt to stay relevant. She's not rational. All the dark conspiracies against her, the 'deep state' paranoia, tin foil hat stuff.

Like David Icke in a dress.

aladdinnoons.bsky.social•2 days ago

David Icke in a dress!!!

lankester.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes. Then her family need to step in. I agree. She is deluded for sure.

wanderscotwild.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wonder who's funding her 'platform', and if they have any connection to 55 Tufton St and the Heritage Foundation? 🧐

cj-rutherford.bsky.social•2 days ago

In a bid to distance herself from a certain vegetable, Liz has decided to call it https://cabbages.com 🤣

rwdwhite.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s not like it’s a crowded marketplace or anything.

cwashington.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pork marketplace of ideas.

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•3 days ago

yet again I think she has reached rock bottom only to be proved wrong

grumpybb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Who’s funding this? 🤦‍♂️

disxt.bsky.social•2 days ago

I wondered that, too. Her language is very Bannonish

zbris.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can’t believe it’s a good investment financially so what will they get out of it?

disxt.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess if it gets publicity, it's done its job

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•2 days ago

what Elon got out of shittier, X all

grumpybb.bsky.social•2 days ago

And a perfect cesspool of an echo chamber for the far right

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•2 days ago

if it is American money she should be thrown in the Tower for treason.

disxt.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'd put money on it, that it is US funded

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•2 days ago

me too

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•2 days ago

that crossed my mind too - got to be someone, in her mad circle, but surely it will fail, building up a social network is difficult, having been on here since invite days - i know how hard it is for us minnows to get traction, people just dump platforms that don't work for them

brimcrob.bsky.social•2 days ago

It will be thrown tgether by some 20 something wizz kid who vibe AI coded it alll on his local machine in 24 hours caffeine-fueled frenzy...then when it goes into the wild...well then they get found out.

grumpybb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Truss Social 🤣
@ottoenglish.bsky.social

melhistorygeek.bsky.social•2 days ago

whoa there. so wrong in so many ways 🤣