I can just picture the marionette strings on this motherfucker - ThreadSky

glitterburrito.bsky.social • 2 days ago

I can just picture the marionette strings on this motherfucker

Reposted from Joe Perticone

my god

Comments

kbuts.bsky.social•2 days ago

he wants to be a real boy so bad

fordhotdogpride.bsky.social•1 day ago

yeah he’s controlled by peter thiel

jasonkbates.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's got no strings to hold his pants down.

jasongarner.swifties.social•1 day ago

I can tell you from family experience this happens when you have your pants hemmed to land at the ankle when you're standing and no one loves you enough to tell you to not do that

glitterburrito.bsky.social•2 days ago

“I’m a real boy!” ass
Jiminy Cricket Against Jews ass
Fascist Fozzie Bear ass
Pedal Pushers for Putin ass

shaneyoungblood.bsky.social•2 days ago

If skipping leg day were a person

charliekauffman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dowdy Doody lookin ass mf

randallsd.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not Fozzie! Nooooooo! T-T

Also, is... that a real photo? With his pants clearly being about 4 inches or more too short on the inseam? How tf am I better at dressing than this guy?

glitterburrito.bsky.social•2 days ago

My apologies to Mr. Bear, no harm to his reputation was intended

randallsd.bsky.social•2 days ago

ladyknight.bsky.social•1 day ago

There are so many things wrong here but. What… what is with his pant legs??? Why are they so short??

jwmcartist.bsky.social•2 days ago

Guy went to Yale and doesn't know how get properly fitted trousers.

guynemer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Look, it this dipshit is our Vice President, I think it is only fair that I get to throat-punch every fucking dipshit here in Ohio who voted for him for Senate