I got my haircut today and the barbers got into a fight over who didn’t clean shit from the toilet, then they fought over how much a ride costs in Amsterdam. Then one of them regretted wearing shorts to work because it was cold, so he started pointing the hairdryer down his shorts every 10 minutes
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"Yep, that's great. Thank you very much" has always been my go-to, no matter what's gone on back there.
Ok, I’ll do it, for nostalgia’s sake:
“That’s Limerick citaayy!”
i want to hear about them every time you get you haircut please
Your barbershop sounds like where I used to go, a Dominican barbershop in Brooklyn
Once a car full of people stopped and asked me for directions, then threw a whole orange right at my face and shouted 'you slag!' Then drove away staring at me and laughing with delight.
✊And Sean Harty.
Bought a shaver after, I keep it clean and have been using it now for 15 years