The weather forecast is calling for thunderstorms and possible flooding during Trump’s small-in-the-pants parade tomorrow, and if it’s wrong to take tremendous joy from that, then I don’t wanna be right.
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I’m totally wrong, cause traitor tot deserves to have his fake state parade flooded out, with zero attendance. What he deserves even more is a prison cell in El Salvador. That would be the ultimate bday present we could give him and all feel good about.
What's he going to do about his precious hair do? He just hates to get it wet for any reason. If it rains I hope it's just in one spot...right over his head.🤣
Americans will still be taking to the streets all across the country and there won't be anything else eating up the news cycle other than millions of pissed off protestors.
Y’know, America has had such horrible storm weather lately that the thought of a sudden flash flood washing through DC and submerging billions of $ in military equipment in the streets seems as likely as not
But don’t worry: if there’s damage, the winners will still be military contractors…as usual
Since he couldn’t attend a 100th anniversary memorial ceremony at a WWI cemetery in France due to rain, am I to assume he won’t be in attendance for the parade?
I can already see it. Parade gets cancelled and the right immediately blames Jews and Soros for using space lasers to change the weather. You heard it here first.
We can only hope it gets rained out. That would be a great fitting to the end of the day. I really do feel the protests across the country on the 14th will be larger and louder then before.
I pray it rains and presents him with two bad choices:
1) justify siting in the rain at his birthday parade while refusing to go to Aisne-Marne during a drizzle
2) justify making the military conduct a birthday parade for for him and pass-in-review to an empty review stand because it’s raining.
Maybe one of those tank crews will zero in on Trump in the grandstands and give him another ear to bandage….probably wouldn’t be an investigation afterwards this time either!
I'm right with you. I am so happy that it might thunderstorm and it's going to be nasty. I just feel bad for the soldiers that are forced to March in it. And any protesters who are going to show up. I feel bad that they may get soaked. But I have a feeling they wouldn't mind it
As JoJo should know, being fromJerz as I am, they have lost all ability to forecast the weather in the mid Atlantic. Sadly there is no one on the planet who knows what the weather is going to be in DC tomorrow—least of all the meteorologists.
I can only see chance of flooding until 2am then just cloudy and a warm 27 deg for Saturday. No mention of thunderstorms. But would be great if it did.
They will have to keep Trump under cover out of the rain,much like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz,if Trump gets wet he will melt. Or at least all that face putty will.
You are amongst millions taking joy in this forecast, Jojo .. Canada is doing a rain ☔ dance for ya'll..
Torrents of rain and let's throw in locusts for good measure 😄
I live in the area, and it will not be pleasant to have torrential downpours and tornadoes Tomorrow... but hey, I'm all for it. I can hunker down for a day.
And may the Abrams tanks leading the fiasco create massive sinkholes on Constitution Ave. as soon as it starts and into which the rest of the tanks slide into blocking and ending the parade before it even got started. Worldwide laughter ensues!
I would prefer a sunny day failure, so there are no excuses for Trump and Republicans. We also don't want the weather to discourage No Kings protestors.
For the first time in my life, I’m praying for a hurricane to touchdown in a very targeted area. And it can’t hurt anyone who lives on Capitol Hill, I’m a former resident.
Here's to Mother Nature unleashing her full fury, thunder, lightning, hailstones, torrential rains. Yes, indeed, let it RAIN on his parade, nobody is more deserving. Then he can go away & cry if he wants to....
Everybody available should go to that and stand in the street and not move. Thousands of people blocking the parade. It would take hours to arrest them all.
Hi all. I just took a USA Today poll about Trump’s military parade this weekend. There’s a link to the article that takes you to it. Let your voices be heard and your feelings known. I sure did.
Only problem is that the weather gives him a convenient excuse for no-one turning up. Empty stands on a beautiful warm sunny day would be far harder for them to brush off.
Torrential rain is fine, I don’t want an electrical storm as you know Dear Leader will demand the soldiers march for him, even with lightening, and I don’t want them at risk.
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Even God hates him.
😂😂😂😂
But don’t worry: if there’s damage, the winners will still be military contractors…as usual
And we laughed & laughed & laughed
WooHoo!!🎉
Happy Birthday orange turd:
1) justify siting in the rain at his birthday parade while refusing to go to Aisne-Marne during a drizzle
2) justify making the military conduct a birthday parade for for him and pass-in-review to an empty review stand because it’s raining.
The Rod Stewart cover is great
No way Tin Soldier boy gets his head ferret wet.
Draft dodging coward should be shunned not celebrated.
Bring on the karma. 😈🤞🤞
https://youtube.com/shorts/-VOZI4WQai0?si=GUgaoqEcjxL75hrf
what a waste of taxpayer dollars
Torrents of rain and let's throw in locusts for good measure 😄
Meanwhile, it’ll be nice and sunny up here for mum to head out with her #NoTyrants 🪧 😁
And their control of the damn weather!!
DAAAAAAAMN THEMMMMMMM
It's a battle of cholesterol vs lightning,with cholesterol out to a big lead, but don't don't rule out lightning making a late "charge"!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/support-president-trumps-military-parade-213637751.html
Karma