Sounds about like what he'd do. The part where they're already stamped is of course irrelevant. He'll talk about how he saved us by stamping the gold because stealing unstained gold is easy,so easy. So he had a beautiful stamp made, so beautiful, to save our gold.
Isn't this also about the photo op? He wants to stand in front of all the gold bars for countless photographs while he tells America he saved it from the Radical Left Gold Thieves. He probably wants to make sure the gilt in his personal bathrooms are the same shade of gold.
"I protected America's gold, like I protected the beautiful Gulf of America and America's beautiful women. You can say that now, beautiful women, because we restored free speech. Sleepy Joe left all our gold, so beautiful, all our gold open like the borders. But we saved it folks!"
"they were taking it all. Then I showed up. They heard I might look and they put it back. If I hadn't come it so soon it would be all gone. The country would be so sad. They would have taken it all. They heard I was coming and put it all back."
I'm more worried he would make a big show of finding it empty (after his stooges had removed all of the gold and moved it to one of his properties) and blaming it on his enemies.
But there's a stage 2 which @epicciuto.bsky.social 's question hints at: blame the people who work there saying they weren't trustworthy enough to reassure him or the public that everything was in order. Then he will clean out all the staff there for "not doing their job"
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I've got a fiver that says he wants his name or face on the stamp.
But there's a stage 2 which @epicciuto.bsky.social 's question hints at: blame the people who work there saying they weren't trustworthy enough to reassure him or the public that everything was in order. Then he will clean out all the staff there for "not doing their job"