I would like to know more about Cardinal Pizzaballa and what his take is on church doctrine: RE: pineapples on a large pie - ThreadSky

dsteuer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cardinal Zuppi is my go to guy for Minestrone vs. Italian Wedding.

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slopclothes.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is this the lineup for the new paw patrol?

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brettlittle.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣

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myopenmind.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don’t know about pineapple but I read he started seminary in “Bologna” and joined the Order of the “Fryers” Minor in 1984

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jordieku.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think he isn't from Hawaii, so he won't be pro pineapples on a large pie.

He will be the Pope Pepperoni I.

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turdhater.bsky.social•4 days ago

please let it be pizzaballa . . please let it be pizzaballa . . please let it be pizzaballa . . please let it be pizzaballa . . .please let it be pizzaballa . .

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opus17.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rooting for Cardinal Pizzabella to be named Pope Peroni I

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redpenny72.bsky.social•4 days ago

Valid question, well asked. Further, where do we stand on the calzone? Just a fancy name for a Hot Pocket, or a pizza pre-folded for my convenience?
I'll take my answer off the air, thank you.

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redsoxhuskies.bsky.social•4 days ago

If you're not a Seinfeld fan you won't get this, but...

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100percentcomics.bsky.social•4 days ago

They don't answer that question. We need to know!

https://collegeofcardinalsreport.com/cardinals/pierbattista-pizzaballa/

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nightingale587.bsky.social•4 days ago

His good friend is Father Guido Sanducci.

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deanbooth.bsky.social•4 days ago

"If Pizzaballa begins to smoke, get away"

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noazdad.bsky.social•4 days ago

The only way I can comprehend this list is to see it in a "brackets" style. We're already at the Elite Eight, I see...

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duncanfox.bsky.social•4 days ago

I bought a PizzaBalla off QVC once, not the best quality but how else are you gonna make Pizza Balls?

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craigdodge.bsky.social•4 days ago

Controversial opinions of his could be announced with “That’sa spicy Pizzaballa!🤌”

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ericmillikin.com•4 days ago

"That's a spicy Pizzaballa"?

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billmccamley.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pineapple on pizza is the most holy gift from on high.

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mepersuit.bsky.social•4 days ago

OPUS DEI https://bsky.app/profile/mepersuit.bsky.social/post/3lnisvl2ay22s

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mepersuit.bsky.social•4 days ago

The accused Cardinals were named as Peter Erdo, Hungary, Kevin Farrell, Ireland, Victor Manuel Fernandez,Argentina, Mario Grech, Malta, Robert Francis Prevost, US, & Luis Antonio Tagle, Philippines
Tagle & Erdo are considered to be strong contenders to succeed the Pope https://www.yahoo.com/news/six-cardinals-accused-covering-sex-171648648.html

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angryoldleftist.bsky.social•4 days ago

Would be choose to be Pope PieUs I?

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dubldowndrew.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pizzaballa can still be Pope if Mike Pence does the right thing

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nicktheinventor.bsky.social•4 days ago

He can’t see the pontiff it

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jscram3254.bsky.social•4 days ago

I believe he follows via media on that (i.e., permitted on half the pizza).

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mauricepinzon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Give me that old time religion - plain pizza.

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mr-clyde.bsky.social•4 days ago

You got the wrong guy. You mean to ask Cardinal Pizzananas.

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wasnu.bsky.social•4 days ago

Any thoughts on this?

@carlomasala1.bsky.social

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canuparadigm.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't know whether to choose the pizza baller or the zuppa the day, which I heard was minestrone

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bjorntolose.bsky.social•4 days ago

That would be an ecumenical matter

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kealcrow41.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would like to know more about how many pedo-sex scandals each one has covered up. Or committed.

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johnjnj1.bsky.social•4 days ago

You don’t want to know the answer to that one but the answer probably hovers around “too many.” No need to dig any further than that. “Don’t ask. Don't tell.”

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kealcrow41.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sadly, you're 100% correct.

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heywhyugay.bsky.social•4 days ago

I will NOT accept any Popes who approve of pineapple on pizza. It is objective abomination.

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mreichelt.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't know why I suddenly hear the Mortal Kombat 2 selection screen sound in my head when I see that picture...

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ghostoffredt.bsky.social•4 days ago

He totally concurs with the views of Monsignor V. Ali Scaloppini

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squealermusic.bsky.social•4 days ago

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gearcinco.bsky.social•4 days ago

non va bene

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gearcinco.bsky.social•4 days ago

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momoftwo.bsky.social•4 days ago

I want Cardinal Sarah to win. MAGA Catholics would have a cow times 100.

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northsidemick.bsky.social•4 days ago

Late night comedy is begging for Pope Pizzaballa

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northsidemick.bsky.social•4 days ago

Their second choice would be Cardinal Crazybread

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bskylife.bsky.social•4 days ago

"The Hawaiian Schism of 2027 was set in motion by the election of Cardinal Pizzaballa..."

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cmalvica.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's blasphemy.

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gabeburgess.bsky.social•4 days ago

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kjell1979.bsky.social•4 days ago

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tickedoff.bsky.social•4 days ago

😅 gracias

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vangirl427.bsky.social•4 days ago

Love it! That’s a GREAT name!! Let’s start campaigning for Cardinal Pizzaballa!!

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porkbaron.bsky.social•4 days ago

This leaked image leads me to believe he would make a very controversial choice.

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eric2907.bsky.social•3 days ago

That will be the first heresy he will condemn. The Encyclical will be titled Nullum Fructum Permissum Est.
(No fruit allowed)

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pklinkne.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's apostasy.

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whingywelshman.bsky.social•4 days ago

He has a Renowned cheesy crust

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cparma.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where’s Father Guido Sarducci at for the 21st Century version of “Find the Pope in the Pizza Contest”.

https://vimeo.com/140059003?share=copy

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graywyvern.bsky.social•4 days ago

i like eijk

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jaimev2.bsky.social•4 days ago

Straight to hell. No purgatory. Just straight to hell.

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ca-ray59.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wanna be a Pizzaballa, shot calllah, twenty inch blades on the Impala…

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joshrichman.bsky.social•4 days ago

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billmccamley.bsky.social•4 days ago

But the best, most delicious kind.

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ernest-scribbler.bsky.social•4 days ago

Heresy!

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faheyeliz.bsky.social•4 days ago

It is kind of a pity that when they become pope they have to change their name.

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wmcd88.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pope Papa John

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melliepie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ick.

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fthemefferstohell.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Holy father never intended for the sweet juicy fruit of the pineapple to be intertwined with the less sweet roma tomatoes. That said, it is with glee that we officially condemn the use of pineapple on all pizza pies moving forward. If you violate this 11th commandment then the fire of hell 4 U

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lisac1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Illegal 🍍

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inkogneto.bsky.social•4 days ago

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jrtonca.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Lord our God is capable of forgiving any sin that mankind may commit, however heinous.

(one of my go-to three topping pizzas is a vegetarian red onion, pineapple, and feta. my heresy can be forgiven only by an omnipotent being of pure love)

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sciencepolice.bsky.social•4 days ago

IIRC he had some pretty cool things to say about Palestine

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ctkatz.bsky.social•4 days ago

pineapple belongs on pizza.

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80dollarguitar.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd rather have Soup (Zuppi) than Good Pizza (Pizzaballa). However, where's the women? Also, what about JD Vance. He actually CONVERTED to Roman Catholicism!

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