...but then I followed them with my secret alt that had a Christian Nationalist sounding bio and an avatar of a theologian with laser eyes, so I could keep tabs on them.
The *pettiest* thing I did was back in 2017. If I saw brothers in Christ getting in ridiculous, long drawn out fights over theology, I would start replying to everyone on the thread with bunny GIFs. So when they would come back to their notifications, it would be a bunch of cute bunnies.
But a coworker of mine signed up her ex to get home visits from the LDS church and a Jehovah Witness church. Her note was “due to work before 8am is ideal if can be accommodated.”
Well I used to think that pics of Larry David were actually pics of Joh Piper, so I sometimes blocked people who used pics of Larry David thinking said people were pro-Piper.
She's been inactive for more than 2 years. She lost her internet privileges for a while, and then her older brother Goldenrod passed, so she just didn't feel like coming back. Her cat friends kind of quit tweeting too, so it wasn't as fun for her. EmberTortie
wayyy back in high school my stalker ex accidentally liked one of my posts from her main acct and i found out that she’d been stalking me for awhile so i wrote up a callout post and put her on blast for all to see <3
I don't know if it's petty, but I often commented on really foul racists/sexist/Nazi/etc posts/comments just to give push back, and then I'd mute the person. I felt compelled to dish it out and push back on their hateful statements, but I'm too sensitive to take much hate spewed my way.😂
I repeatedly sent erotic, homosexual images accompanied by poems from the Japanese book "Poems of a Penisist" by Mutsuo Takahashi to Evangelical bigots and Right-wing fanatics.
It's what got me banned from the platform. Not my finest hour, but I like to think I've grown and they're still mad.
I wouldn't classify it as petty, but when pastors would be abusive to some of you, I'd look up their church and leave Google review comments with cropped screenshots of the nasty things they would say.
Getting WAY too invested in arguing that you can't use 100% accurate French pronunciation of American place names when speaking English without sounding affected (fwiw I still believe that but damned if I'm arguing with the French again)
Got reported and suspended for repeatedly saying “f you” over and over again to Mitch McConnell. I stand by it. I also kept asking for Chili’s to bring back the OG chicken crispers.
I had my settings so that only those I follow could DM me. And my female friends with their screenshots constantly reminded me why that was a good decision. 😳
Would not argue with any bad faith blue check and just reply with these until they stopped talking or block me. The longest I went was about 12 deep before they finally gave up trying to 'debate me'. They really can't resist trying to get the last word in.
It’s more of a crossover but I went viral because I petty subtweeted a cis straight white Christian Chad on my Facebook who was worried about being persecuted for his faith after J6.
Likely this violent storm as I lay in my old camper in Montana this Sept.. Too wild to even stand up...so i grabbed this while stretched out up in the loft.
Pretty tame. I unfollowed two people because they complained all the time and one person because she fell down a deep dark hole of conspiracy theories... (In defense of my boringness, I was just always on the periphery of the drama, never too near it).
I messaged @kevinmnye.bsky.social who happened to get the attention of my former pastor pestering him about how wrong they were on homelessness and told him to leave him alone on his Seattle trip haha
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...but then I followed them with my secret alt that had a Christian Nationalist sounding bio and an avatar of a theologian with laser eyes, so I could keep tabs on them.
But a coworker of mine signed up her ex to get home visits from the LDS church and a Jehovah Witness church. Her note was “due to work before 8am is ideal if can be accommodated.”
It's what got me banned from the platform. Not my finest hour, but I like to think I've grown and they're still mad.
but I regret to inform you that I am very boring and didn't do anything like that; banter? sure, but pettiness? I can't remember anything
But I don’t think anyone even noticed in my case, I wasn’t important lol