Dudes always say they want a goth girlfriend until they find out that you sleep upside down from your ceiling like a bat - ThreadSky

roxiqt.com • 133 days ago

Dudes always say they want a goth girlfriend until they find out that you sleep upside down from your ceiling like a bat

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draesopwebb.bsky.social•133 days ago

They'll never understand. I don't do quite the same thing, but it's close enough, what with all the webbing.

mugiwaraluffy.bsky.social•133 days ago

will she teach me echo location bc that would be sick

zazzymazzy.bsky.social•132 days ago

Or try to take him on a graveyard date & show him the house where ur grandfather died. Smh weak

omnises.bsky.social•133 days ago

that'd be epic except i'd need to put down quite a bit of padding beneath because omg what if she falls

shadowlucidmarcy.bsky.social•132 days ago

But how will you swallow the breakfast i prepared if yourew upsidedown :(? (assuming dude is genderneitral)

tedcruznipples.com•133 days ago

It’s mostly about the structural integrity of my ceiling. Otherwise would be fine

roxiqt.com•133 days ago

okay valid

nevercast.net•133 days ago

Hard point to the cross members and you'll be fine. Roof truss is made to hold a few hundred kg at any human sized point, or whatever that is in freedom.

inferknow.co•133 days ago

Yeah - it’s like that’s just popcorn material up there. You could break your neck, babe.

ajitow.bsky.social•133 days ago

I thought that was just a rumour

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•133 days ago

That is completely the appeal

roxiqt.com•133 days ago

hahaha

maplegeekette.bsky.social•133 days ago

Yup. They're never happy. *smh*

libidettenymir.bsky.social•133 days ago

I'd make sure there's enough ceiling space for bat snuggles.

3k0bolds.bsky.social•133 days ago

I'd be careful around the goth baddies. It's sacrifice season.

wittyt33thart.bsky.social•133 days ago

It's hard to sleep like that with a blanket though

tomscud.bsky.social•133 days ago

this is good because it means i get the covers to myself

and4h.bsky.social•133 days ago

More bedspace for me then

bloodener.bsky.social•133 days ago

Goth pet:

drinkcoffeerun.bsky.social•132 days ago

We all grew up watching the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man films. So, uh, this works for us.

richardjensen.bsky.social•133 days ago

Well it’s s safety issue. Lemme install a proper perch.

bween.bsky.social•133 days ago

嗯嗯嗯 thats amazing actually！

grottan.bsky.social•133 days ago

Or stopping to look at roadkill to see if they could turn it into a wet specimen or strip the skull because it would look cute next to the others

evpok.love•133 days ago

idiots, that's so much more space in the bed

eclipse13.bsky.social•133 days ago

I'd be disappointed if they didn't sleep hanging upside down.

addyct.bsky.social•133 days ago

finally someone I can share a bed with

nevercast.net•133 days ago

That's fine, more bed space for me. Also gives Creation of Adam vibes.

wildengineer.bsky.social•133 days ago

It’s the rabies shot I’m most afraid of. Those needles are HUGE. Just not worth the potential exposure.

zzyzx.bsky.social•133 days ago

That's supposed to be a downside?

turbl.es•133 days ago

It’s an upside down side

turbl.es•133 days ago

Oh damn, I was too late

grumpusprime.bsky.social•133 days ago

One might say it’s an… upside-downside.

nftscammer.bsky.social•133 days ago

So no cuddling?

lachesis.bsky.social•133 days ago

This is where the ladies have got your back

roxiqt.com•133 days ago

mhmm

xemphas.bsky.social•133 days ago

That's not healthy and probably not possible without passing out (in a bad way) from blood not circulating properly

truckexe.bsky.social•133 days ago

ITS THE PERFECT KISSING POSITION DONT KNOCK THE GOTHIES

woskre.bsky.social•133 days ago

It's fine until you find out she's hanging with a rope

missxfatal.bsky.social•133 days ago

you sleep in a coffin a few nights a week and suddenly you’re a weirdo like okay sure

biteren.bsky.social•133 days ago

Well that sounds like i can do the spiderman kiss every night.

jeckaw.bsky.social•133 days ago

If she's hanging upside down how do we cuddle?

blaapp.bsky.social•133 days ago

I’m still failing to see the issue here

puppyjuan.bsky.social•133 days ago

and their blood gets sucked instead

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