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numet.al • 60 days ago

pickleball is a psyop

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Indeed! It's to keep old people active longer so they are more capable in the work force for longer since there is no more retirement

dizzydaisy909.bsky.social•60 days ago

elaborate

numet.al•60 days ago

battle of agincourt - tired

battle of aging court - pickleball

ph00tbag.bsky.social•60 days ago

How is it so loud? They're not even hitting the ball that hard.

artificialmcb.bsky.social•60 days ago

Thank you!

veryberrykeri.bsky.social•60 days ago

i watched it for the first time last night and it is SO BORING. it's like if your grudge with tennis was "i have to move too much and it doesn't sound like gunshots and the rackets are too high quality" like COME ON

shuchancellor.online•60 days ago

It's gentrification

eligosvespillo.satan.social•60 days ago

@luciengreaves.bsky.social

We know the truth.

barrhavenist.bsky.social•60 days ago

the worst. It’s sound torture designed to keep people inside. Cop-connected bunch here

fatseanlives.bsky.social•60 days ago

too weak for real tennis

mugrimm.bsky.social•60 days ago

They destroyed my volleyball courts to make pickleball courts and I will forever hate the sport and it's players.

dopestatistics.bsky.social•60 days ago

They built 10 pickleball courts near me as a "park" and then put in one half finished slide for kids i hate pickleball honestly lol

dying-robot.bsky.social•60 days ago

I’m gonna guess all 10 of those courts are gonna be simultaneously used exactly 0 times

dopestatistics.bsky.social•60 days ago

Oh I actually WISH.

No theyre used by very serious pickleball players™ and like theyre always there.

dying-robot.bsky.social•60 days ago

ugh, somehow that’s WORSE

“very serious pickleball players” has some extremely bad energy

dopestatistics.bsky.social•60 days ago

It is so bad ☠️

bufordtbuford.bsky.social•60 days ago

It’s the lack of pickles that keeps me up at night

dopestatistics.bsky.social•60 days ago

Also they had a pickleball competition nearby and the pickleball players were the rudest fuckers taking over an elementary school parking lot I have a grudge ngl.

numet.al•60 days ago

they're pricks and menaces

tiphaggard.bsky.social•60 days ago

this era’s tennis monsters

giromide.online•60 days ago

I've been saying this.

gmr53.bsky.social•55 days ago

for those of you hating pickleball

fuckow.bsky.social•60 days ago

indoor bouldering too, if i may

luketheyeti.bsky.social•60 days ago

That's just cheaper insurance or rent since you don't need the high ceilings for ropes (and less high falls).

metaldipshit.bsky.social•60 days ago

Oh baby do I have a pickleball story. But it's *~~ p r I v a t e ~°°~*

joebirdwell.bsky.social•60 days ago

Is it the new square-dancing?

tkftguillotine.com•60 days ago

I brought sandwiches and was very disappointed that there were no pickles to put onto them. I figured when we were done they would make for a delicious snack.

guste.wtf•60 days ago

Goddamn it you're cooking

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