American Horror Story: Acquaintance In The Grocery Store - ThreadSky

viktorwinetrout.bsky.social • 51 days ago

American Horror Story: Acquaintance In The Grocery Store

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Episode 3: protagonist loiters in the pet food aisle for the entire length of the episode as the acquaintance does not have a pet, so an encounter is unlikely.

queenoliviaiii.com•51 days ago

Screams and screams and screams and screams

couponforpoupon.bsky.social•50 days ago

Evade. Evade. Act natural. Face down in the leeks. Oh no. Oh no. They're coming for shallots! Run away!

crashbanzai.bsky.social•50 days ago

So long as it stars the AHS Players

cat-lieb.bsky.social•50 days ago

Plot twist: “…who is also a neighbor”

kimberlykho.bsky.social•50 days ago

Felt this in my soul 😳

jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social•50 days ago

I had the “ophthalmologist at the liquor store” version of this IRL.

poetaster.bsky.social•51 days ago

They asked for the cheese aisle and I knew no more

dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social•51 days ago

Hiding in the baby aisle, heart pounding, hoping desperately that they don't have a kid; did they say they had one, I was not paying attention

grimmreality.bsky.social•50 days ago

Dear fucking Christ.

joparkerbear.bsky.social•50 days ago

One time this happened to me back in Houston — and that’s why you live in a place like Houston, so this could never ever happen — and I almost screamed when he came up behind me. Then I was all weird and jumpy like I was on dope or just stole something. What a nightmare

grimmreality.bsky.social•50 days ago

You could have GENUINELY been on dope or just stole something (no judgments, either way) and the story is still EXACTLY as unnerving.

joparkerbear.bsky.social•50 days ago

😆

smilingrain.bsky.social•51 days ago

Coworker you just had a shit day dealing with in the nearby checkout

beetsbluecheese.bsky.social•50 days ago

It's totally worth the time, money and exhausting effort required in moving to a new town, just to remain anonymous at the local grocery store.

forcemanure.bsky.social•50 days ago

High School Aquaintance now has your phone number

viktorwinetrout.bsky.social•50 days ago

1-800-288-8372

forcemanure.bsky.social•50 days ago

What a turkey

rubytuesday72.bsky.social•51 days ago

This happened to me. Had to find a new grocery store.

miksmesses.bsky.social•50 days ago

Nope.

soundmirrors.bsky.social•50 days ago

Usually worse when you're not on speaking terms, but thankfully you are free to ignore them like they never existed in your life.

atticusorbust.bsky.social•51 days ago

Hahahahahaha

atticusorbust.bsky.social•51 days ago

I live on Vancouver Island. There is a ferry that everyone is forced to take (part of the highway) to the mainland of Canada.
It is grocery-store-on-steroids to run into *almost* ANYONE on the ferry. It's happened to all of us and it sucks so bad.