📌NOTE: He's a fat old man, who eats like a pig, and is already dead inside. Science and actuarial tables tell you all you need to know about what happens next. - ThreadSky

doverkarl.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not soon enough

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resistancer.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Let’s hope so! I don’t care how he goes. He just needs to go.

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eschermca.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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eschermca.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I don’t know how he’s still kicking it’s like Mr Burns…

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dannwest.bsky.social•18 hours ago

The problem with that is Vance is next in line and he's even more frightening.

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vermintamimarie.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Yeah, well, it’s sure taking its sweet time!!!!

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exxekhan.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Don't take comfort in that. Everything about him is a lie. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a strict vegan who pretends to eat shit to relate to his cult. Also, a POTUS has a team of doctors around them 24/7. Most live to their 90s. He won't leave the stage that easily.

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helloblue75.bsky.social•1 hour ago

How can he be dead inside if he was never alive?

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lonnietoft.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The only reason Trump isn’t dead yet is because Satan isn’t finished with him.

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evlittlebreeze.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Should have happened yesterday.

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planet-man.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Should’ve happened in 2015!

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rosebud5272.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t had a heart attack yet. his drug use and eating habits and his age I keep hoping for a miracle that he passes away soon

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cascadiakev.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Faster!

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tidesoftime.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If only we could depend on them in this case. Trump is evil incarnate and, if they say only the good die young, he might live forever.

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obsopins.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’ve noticed mean old people live the longest. Something to do with piss and vinegar.

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canadianguyinjapan.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Are we there yet? #arewethereyet

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alesog.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🤞🏼

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welldonetruly.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Everyday. Hope.

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mercuryintern.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He does play a lot of golf😕

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mixwix.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Drives a cart & cheats.

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planet-man.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Sitting on his ass in a golf cart! Certainly not getting any beneficial exercise!

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mercuryintern.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Hopefully!

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erisanerd.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The problem is that he gets absolutely the best medical care in the world as US prez ….. and that won’t be changing under RFK jr

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willhaynes83.bsky.social•16 hours ago

From your posting fingers to God’s ears 🙏

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maryt51.bsky.social•7 hours ago

When

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daydasher.daliban.co•2 hours ago

Sadly the worst people tend to be long lived.

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wdwdouglas.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙏🤞🏻🙏🤞🏻🙏🤞🏻🙏

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travellingmatt78.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Unfortunately his father lived well into his 90s so I wouldn’t get the party favors out quite yet

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therealbenoren.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Gravity will be the ultimate hero.

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christiesmith.bsky.social•8 hours ago

But it is like waiting for the pot to boil.

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jillallgood.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Exactly…just watched Shakespeares version of “Cesar”…

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i-katzio.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Weekend at Bernie's

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1st-world-nonsense.bsky.social•16 hours ago

… I’ve seen people like him live for 20 more years… fuelled by hate or propped up by the medical care no one else will be able to afford… and let’s not forget his greedy spawn… he needs to end up in jail with the rest of them in his administration… lying cheats…

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andreawelch.bsky.social•18 hours ago

How can it be accelerated??

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arriadna.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Let’s hope this country doesn’t have to suffer for that long. Modern medicine can keep him alive for a long time.

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danarocksit.bsky.social•17 hours ago

An ambulance follows him, for reals, everywhere

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asuwish3.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The medics could administer a jfk "solution" when he falls ill. 😏

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kontinentalkitties.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Waiting in the wings is JD, the Thiel/Yarvin alterboy ready to enable their Evil Neoreactionary plan synchronized W/P 2025.💀

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valearle.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Republicans will turn on them once the cult spell has broken. The Afrikaners will be declared enemies of the state and deported.

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captain-corona.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He can’t die fast enough.

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gbsmimi.bsky.social•6 hours ago

We should be so lucky, but then we have the leftover crap to deal with.

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sharitaylor2020.bsky.social•1 hour ago

But, why is it taking so darn long?

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walterwrona.bsky.social•15 hours ago

And yet he keeps living...

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betszee.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Promise???

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slowlearner123.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Only the good die young. Shit gibbons live forever out of spite.

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mjtvgirl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

They must be shooting him up with some crazy shit to keep him going. I honestly can’t believe he’s upright.

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729xhappier.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yes! It is likely that he and the rest of the WH staff have access to an unlimited supply of military grade Modafinil (aka Provigil and Nuvigil), which is a stimulant that pilots use to keep awake and certified to fly for a couple of days. I’d bet a lot of money I don’t have they all abuse it

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dearlstephens.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Same stuff they are injecting into Stephen Miller.

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ginadalfonzo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Formaldehyde?

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danaaddydesigns.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I think in SM’s case there’s a painting in an attic somewhere

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montemerrick.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Maybe but his soul does seem to be apparent on his public facing face. Can you imagine how grotesque his attic face must be?

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danaaddydesigns.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Exactly!

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barbarabolstad.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Dorian Gray?

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flyondewall.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Pervitin? I could see them hopped up on Nazi drugs with apt names, just for the novelty. I still can't believe that was the name. Ooftah.

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dr-ohm.bsky.social•16 hours ago

SM is just that way naturally

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homecrushgirl.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Embalming fluid?

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apocalypsecarousel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Stephen only 39.

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barbbluedot.bsky.social•16 hours ago

That’s probably embalming fluid

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abscynth286.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I mean. They literally* have to prop him up with little pillows under his feet 🙄
I can’t wait to not read his obituary and skip right on over to opening the champagne I have saved.

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grandmamuses.bsky.social•18 hours ago

But then we get HD Glam with his eyeliner, a predilection for sofas, and a cozy relationship with another South African menace.

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valearle.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Once the cult leader dies, the rest of the cult starts infighting, and the cult falls apart.

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lt2797.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Every morning I check my phone hoping for good news.

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childfullcatlady.bsky.social•6 hours ago

If only he was human…

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beachgurl.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I wake up every day with hope as I check to see if nature has done its job.

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merdon.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not soon enough

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hmrhoward.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Watch recent videos of krasnov, he does Not look healthy; still dragging the 1 leg, abdomen getting more obese, actually quite pale, arms almost look like muscle wasting in comparison to his gut. It could be multiple medical diagnosis. Ear looks fine though

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keechiep.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Ear was never injured. Two people died and it's never been spoken about since.

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amakirk.bsky.social•18 hours ago

And I bet the shooter died thinking he was a patriot for the cause, never thinking he was his patsy.

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hmrhoward.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Someday we may learn if they coerced the shooter to do it in the first place

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amakirk.bsky.social•18 hours ago

The world may never know, but still wondering what happened to the dude in the bushes off the golf course 🤔

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amakirk.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He’s still alive, right??

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asuwish3.bsky.social•13 hours ago

What dude in the bushes??? 👀 is there a brave sniper somewhere?

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artofbehavior.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Eyes like puffy slits.

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ccsenorita.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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andrea-littlefield.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Not fast enough

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pfeifferpack.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Neither God (any god) nor the devil (any devil) want him.

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samrado.bsky.social•10 hours ago

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽😳 SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RUN👇🏽

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terisu6.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Holy shit!

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wheniwasthere.bsky.social•10 hours ago

🤞

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esblan.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙏

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kristinemarie67.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Can I get an AMEN?!!

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elena85.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙏😇

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profjabbott.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Just sooner rather than later please

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thinkingitover.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Speaks to my daily prayer.

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roldou.bsky.social•19 hours ago

This is what happens when those at the top get the best Healthcare.

They overstay their welcome

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vanlighet.bsky.social•18 hours ago

We’ve been waiting for too long. Someone needs to move things along. Pro bono assassins where are y’all?

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ffa1984.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Tell that to the demon on his shoulder protecting him. Donnie is covered in Teflon!

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You're ignoring genetics.

His mother lived to 88 and his father to 93.

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basketcasedeb.bsky.social•15 hours ago

But, did they eat Big Macs and drink soda, every day?

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

IDK.

But genetics is powerful AF. I had relatives who lived into their 90s-- LONG after processed foods appeared (including "conveniently" home-cooked stuff from mixes in the '60s/'70s). ➡️

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Including lots of alcohol, too. Including a 4-pack/day smoker who died at 85+... NOT of a tobacco-related disease, but of a medical mistake. He had a *touch* of emphysema in his late 70s.

Shit happens. It could happen again with this bastard. He could live a LONG goddamned time yet.

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sylvanafangorn.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Must be some really awesome alien life preserving technology for old billionaires in order to keep them alive forever.

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seadem.bsky.social•16 hours ago

True but, can’t science speed it up a bit??

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ifdude.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Henry Kissinger was much the same and lived to be 100.

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robeot.bsky.social•18 hours ago

AN OLD UGLY FAT MAN WHO SHITS HIS PANTS A HALF DOZEN TIMES A DAY!!!

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gerritb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

IKR? People write stupid articles about a 3rd term...
Does he look like he'll make it? No way.

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magiclady58.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Oh God! I hope not !

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gerritb.bsky.social•18 hours ago

IKR! No way he makes it. Cheers, Ella! 😁

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aquel-gringo.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He'll be remembered fondly one day

https://nwhyte.livejournal.com/299685.html

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jon-eisenberg.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Modified by the fact that he has the very best health care we all can pay for.

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shirleya43.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Just read that those States we needed to elect Harris had their voting roles purged before the election of votes beyond the number Trump won over Harris. I knew they cheated to win.

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atreideswriter.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Not soon enough.

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coatsieboy.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Fkn necrotic

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gewellefagprotag.bsky.social•15 hours ago

A bullet to the head is as natural as it gets though…

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gewellefagprotag.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Had to rewrite because I made a typo

I really shouldn’t be on here when I’m under the influence of my medication 😭

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its-its.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Why didn't it happen before mid-January?

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misspittypat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Don’t discount the Voodoo doll I have on my fridge.
It will be sooner than later.

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roguebarkeep.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I’m ready to fast forward through the movie and get to the end.

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daverakowski.bsky.social•18 hours ago

That's what the doctors told Melania 25 years ago...

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scuffleuffagus.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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gary63fordemocracy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Come on Karma, do your thing

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

You have no idea how it pains me to debunk this.

https://www.indiatoday.in/world/us-news/story/did-the-simpsons-predict-trumps-death-shows-producer-debunks-viral-claim-glbs-2700764-2025-03-28

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gary63fordemocracy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Darn it, I had really hoped that it was true.

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Holy shit, me too. That's why I hunted it down.

Curiosity is my curse. Fuck curiosity.

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gary63fordemocracy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

FUCK TRUMP

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auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I feel ya, darlin'.

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pamelamclain.bsky.social•19 hours ago

When?

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parisdaguerre.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Yeah but as I understand it he doesn’t drink or smoke….

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oregonemom.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not soon enough

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vieh2o.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙄🗯️ Health Karma severely affected=Underlying illness such as anemia, severe extremities’ bruising occurring, pendulous abdomen, diastasis recti, moon face, and taking Prednisone for COVID:

https://www.medicinenet.com/what_causes_moon_face/article.htm

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sarahkrisw.bsky.social•6 minutes ago

I’d like it to hurry up, please

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jangoodell.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Money can keep people alive

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lynnxe.bsky.social•17 hours ago

And then there’s the Simpson’s predictions…

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silvermercury.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Not fast enough.

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christysweet.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Psychopaths don't suffer from stress, that's the killer.

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josephebacon.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Circuit breaker tripped on the Nikkei and TOPIX exchanges...harbinger of what will happen in New York tomorrow...

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dearlstephens.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yeah ... just fucking saw this.

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josephebacon.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I'm glad I don't play in the Wall Street Casino. Also liquidated my T-bills and Savings Bonds. The cash sits in my credit union account.

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thepissedoldlady.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I'd be burying it in mason jars in my backyard at this point.

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amakirk.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Unless it’s in gold (or maybe rare earth metals?) not sure what will be apocalypse-proof now. If T bills and savings bonds are toast, I’m not counting on my CU or any paper money in a mason jar to save us.

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flyunicorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Love the credit unions

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battlewagondriver.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It won't take long for the NYSE to hit that point in the morning...tomorrow is gonna be absolute carnage.

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burningriversiren.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Today is my birthday, and that would make a fabulous gift js...

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thomaspercy1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I'm counting on science.

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viraldonutz.bsky.social•18 hours ago

You promise?

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foodnpolitics.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Can we leave his weight and eating habits out of it? It’s entirely off topic from the point: his everyday actions are illegal, cruel, and a chaotic mess that harms Americans everywhere.

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bahearn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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bloomingkind.bsky.social•9 hours ago

He’s just the front man, though.

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amymaclane.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He is— but he’s the one with the weird populist following that refuses to acknowledge that grass is green, water is wet, and depriving people of food, healthcare, and freedom is evil.

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bloomingkind.bsky.social•3 hours ago

True. He is the cult leader.

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jennbrehm.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Somehow he seems very resilient despite all that. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t drink.

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neverthumper.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Nature needs to find the way quicker.

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bkchez1.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I worry that JD would be even worse

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sandytreewoman.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Not soon enough

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strawberrybland.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Hopefully soon but then we get JD? Is that worse?

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gaigreat.bsky.social•19 hours ago

But.... WHEN!!!!?????

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riandraegon.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Can’t be soon enough to make most of us happy. But even with him dead we’ll still have to deal with his “successors”.

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callmeoz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It's America's favorite game show: Heart Attack! Or! Stroke!!!

Today's contest is DumbOld Trump... pardon me, I mean Donald.

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bluewa1961.bsky.social•19 hours ago

It can’t happen soon enough.

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martimarie.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I want to be center stage when he implodes. I want to be there when we see his kids witness the truth and forced to see his demise like a scene from Clock Work Orange.

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coldsassy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Unless you have a crystal ball that says otherwise, evil can live a long time.

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donnamo.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Surely it can't be much longer.

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rosecolordglasz.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If karma could just get the message.

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deewithnumbers.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Not fast enough. Plagues usually last shorter than this one.

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icannothelp.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Go, cholesterol!

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kobe1991.bsky.social•17 hours ago

👍 Agree!!

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wmsandwms2022.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Yes. But also driven by intense hatred, which seems to supercharge his system.

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miguel-alemania.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We know what you’re talking about.

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conanthegrammarian.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Picard, from offstage: “Make it so.”

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prunellla.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Yes, but it's taking so looooooooooong. 😩

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pintoman99.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not soon enough.

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unicornucopia1.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Counter point: he has access to the finest medical care in the entire world (paid for by us), and that mitigates some of his heinous lifestyle choices.

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davek67.bsky.social•18 hours ago

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floridalia.bsky.social•17 hours ago

But when, O Lord, WHEN? DELIVER US!

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wonderwomna.bsky.social•18 hours ago

No, we need to arm it with the deadliest thing possible and lock him in a room with a number of other shitty people, and THEN let it happen.

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vspouse.bsky.social•17 hours ago

absolutely

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slurp53.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Is ‘next’ coming soon?

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blackcanine.bsky.social•7 hours ago

That's what everyone said in 2020. Actuarial theory needs a little outside help.

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falschspieler.com•2 hours ago

Neither God nor the Devil wants him. He is doomed to roam the earth.

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hermioneishere.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Can’t happen soon enough.

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suzyqt114.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He's a demon disguised as a man. Mother nature isn't going to take him out, or she would have by now.

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ztopcat13.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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teamx2024.bsky.social•13 hours ago

But he’s not dead yet!

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vsan23.bsky.social•18 hours ago

His astrology chart is very bad this month. 🙏

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homecrushgirl.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Say more.

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vsan23.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Check out @revealinglight.bsky.social on YouTube.

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obsidianflames.bsky.social•19 hours ago

🤞

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trufflelady.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Why is it taking so long? It’s like his body is feeding itself off his inner rot.

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jpdaltonaz.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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barkman1.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙏

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sinatradaniels.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Someone doesn’t miss?

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sh106m.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He knows…

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hdduecegirl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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odysseygtr.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Speed it up!

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seasideseawitch.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Vance and Johnson aren't any better, and appear to be in better health. They all should be in jail.

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ndhm.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yeah, but it's still wayyyyyy too slow.

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rswatsonesq.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Not soon enough

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tunggau.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Sure, and Putin, Xi, Kim - hey everyone bad - is dying of cancer/heart disease/whatever. The hope that the bad leader will die from disease never materialize. Trump will start a war to expand US territory within a year, if he dies at 85 or 90 doesn't matter too much.

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emptythis.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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jfdijon.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Exile him to McDonald's Island with the penguins 🐧

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mjc0961.bsky.social•2 hours ago

McDonald's is really letting us all down

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punchcolor.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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susanaaz.bsky.social•1 hour ago

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radseg.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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g.nekodojo.org•18 hours ago

I think we can do better than making fun of him because he’s fat. I’M fat and I tend to overeat. Can we focus on the more serious problem of greed, evil, dereliction, abuse, and not drag out the fat shaming?

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apocalypsecarousel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I think it’s more his unhealthy lifestyle that has us befuddled.

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flyunicorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Well between that and Karma, we're still waiting. tic, toc...

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jcmedia1.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Somehow, it's always the worst of the worst who live the longest.

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kristinfo.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Could we get an actual date from those tables, please?

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hankthehounddog.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Weekend at Bernie’s?

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toddadam.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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valearle.bsky.social•17 hours ago

My first read of this was, “I have never been so disappointed in INTERPOL.”

They and cholesterol need to get on it already.

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apocalypsecarousel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Same. Tap. Tap.

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mollyrosewalker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Yes, but can it happen sooner?

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christinahaas17.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Pissing off the world is going to accelerate what happens next.

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zherd11.bsky.social•19 hours ago

It’s taking way too long.

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debbieml.bsky.social•2 hours ago

It can’t happen soon enough. I keep hoping he’ll fall over on the golf course.

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jenexpresses.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I'm tired of waiting.

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brendascott.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I am very disappointed in cholesterol.

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christylgo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He's lived far too long. The actuarial tables need to move faster

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txmeema.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Well I say let's all pray for our FOTUS. Open your Bibles to Psalm 109: verses 8-10 and raise our voices high.

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peteythesexycat.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I read comments from nurses that noticed the bruise on top of his hand. Said it looked like it was from and iv line. They're probably drugging him to keep him under control

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ken-wright.bsky.social•4 hours ago

It's not working very well if he's still this unhinged.

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peteythesexycat.bsky.social•2 hours ago

For the most part. But he was uncharacteristically quiet when Musk and his human shield was in the oval office. That's when that bruise was seen

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didicalifornia.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Can’t happen fast enough

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norcalbob.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Sadly, he's got about 8 years left.

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plusran.bsky.social•18 hours ago

We are still praying, every day, for #luigi

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katskitchen.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Yeah, we were hoping that the first time around.

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saywhat95.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I'm starting to wonder if it's "we all die and he lives forever"

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dezmartinez.bsky.social•7 hours ago

They are "Weekend at Bernie's" -ing him.

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demcatsgt.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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gothmama.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Omg I read this in his voice 🤣

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auntiepokchop.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Science & the acturial tables need to learn the art of pitter-patter.

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bellbrookecandle.bsky.social•18 hours ago

😁

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informedsenior.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Sooner the better!

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mothrofdragons.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Idk he’s also the fkg anti-Christ who survived being on deaths door with Covid & somehow avoided a staged but close GSW.

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sueistrueblue.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I keep champagne in the fridge for this very reason.

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greatmoth.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Ok, but look, if he dies we've still got all the damage he's done, and do you really want that couch fucker as president? We need a few more deaths to make this impactful and some of those guys/dolls don't look close enough to death.

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lila7.bsky.social•2 hours ago

But then Vance?

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cagg821.bsky.social•17 hours ago

WHEN!?!?

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stillraptor.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Not soon enough

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jenexpresses.bsky.social•1 hour ago

EXACTLY

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boatsfra.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I’m taking extra care of myself so I’m around for the funeral…whenever it happens

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lctbo.bsky.social•15 hours ago

They gonna try n Weekend at Bernies him through a third term? 😆 🤣 😂

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corvusirae.bsky.social•16 hours ago

That miserable POS will live to be nine-fucking-hundred.

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ramblinro.bsky.social•19 hours ago

One thing though, in my career, many years, the meanest and cruelest last way past their time🥲I’ve witnessed this. Wish I knew why the good really die young🥲

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amakirk.bsky.social•18 hours ago

IKR?!? I hold faith that while the wheels of justice may grind slow but sure, KARMA is an unrelenting MF.

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ramblinro.bsky.social•18 hours ago

So hoping💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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davek67.bsky.social•18 hours ago

My Cunt mother is still alive at 84 and I lost my Dad when he was 54 and my Wife when she was 32. 🤷🏻‍♂️ go figure

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ramblinro.bsky.social•18 hours ago

My Dad 56, my mom 92 but she was a sweetheart. My hubby was 40. I know many awful ones who go on and on😒

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davek67.bsky.social•18 hours ago

My Dad was MY HERO! The most compassionate man I’ve ever known. 🥰 I haven’t spoken to my mother in a decade. 👍

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ramblinro.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I’m so sorry you lost him🥲 My Dad was that too so I get that loss! I’m sorry about your Mom too. I feel bad for anyone estranged from a parent, but I get it.

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davek67.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It’s what you have to do with a cancerous tumor! From a psychological standpoint. I’m happy I did it!👍 Life is too short.

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flyunicorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The good finish their assignments sooner and move on. The evil are just chaos with no clear purpose but to inflict pain of one sort or another. Use up the body or end in some other way.

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apocalypsecarousel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I often suspected 2 things. Either they died too soon in a previous life or they’re angels who sneaked down to experience life as a human, but couldn’t survive here. Mind you, I have zero religious beliefs. 😉

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ramblinro.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I don’t either and it makes sense to me😘

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