new terrible business idea I'm squatting on: Zyn, but with protein instead of nicotine - ThreadSky

geechvalleyrancher.bsky.social•58 days ago

You’re not taking my Idea Had A Few Days Ago, Big Account (I do think there’s an ocean of “Zyn But Filled With” ideas across this land and I wanna hear em)

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jtp2106.me•58 days ago

Why not both

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theslug89.bsky.social•58 days ago

Protein AND Nicotine

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tahirturk.bsky.social•58 days ago

It will never catch-on like the nicotine version will. Addiction is a USP for big tobacco products.

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jacketdan.bsky.social•58 days ago

Really looking forward to your videos from the cereal aisle just before you sell me on protein vapes as a better alternative

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scrob.bsky.social•58 days ago

Someone already invented beef jerky though

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jaydotno.bsky.social•58 days ago

I was immediately like “yeah I’ve tucked a chaw of powdered beef jerky wtf”

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jandcochran.bsky.social•58 days ago

Could have multiple forms. A cream and a clear, for example

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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social•58 days ago

COPYRIGHT! TRADEMARK! COPYRIGHT!

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thegax.bsky.social•58 days ago

Gainzyn. May need to workshop this a bit.

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triggerloop.bsky.social•58 days ago

MY GAINZ MY ZYN

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maybeacrook.bsky.social•58 days ago

This reminds me of when companies sold cans of beef jerky that looked like chewing tobacco

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jessespector.com•58 days ago

they killed a dog in this commercial https://youtu.be/FRd-3iwAU60?si=uFbj2R4A7kN7GMvQ

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earlkarl.bsky.social•58 days ago

Jerky Shavings

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davidroy.bsky.social•58 days ago

“Discreet dip for obliques, ripped”

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twocatsjumping.bsky.social•58 days ago

*youth pastor voice*
"God gave Adam the very first protein sacks"

*I don't know why a youth pastor is commenting

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billthecat71.bsky.social•58 days ago

I read it like the pastor in the Simpsons.

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feelslike98.bsky.social•58 days ago

Do you have it in mayonnaise form?

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hudsonhawk.bsky.social•58 days ago

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rightbackatdrew.bsky.social•58 days ago

Slim Zyns

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ryanday.bsky.social•58 days ago

Keep squatting.

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boldyeller.bsky.social•58 days ago

You'll be hearing from sasquatch's lawyers

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jefffromsyracuse.bsky.social•58 days ago

I like to stick a piece of dark chocolate in between my gums and lip. Slow release dark chocolate pod?

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miguel-campos.bsky.social•58 days ago

Did you use “squatting” as a verb on purpose? If so bravo 👏🏽

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jokercowgarage.bsky.social•58 days ago

That's called "not flossing after eating chicken."

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brentonsmince.bsky.social•58 days ago

Zyn, but as a suppository!

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dbricej.bsky.social•58 days ago

i saw coffee ones at the gas station the other day

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pulltab-trillions.bsky.social•58 days ago

packing a lip of the good stuff

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mikefromindied.bsky.social•58 days ago

I would buy the fuck out of this

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tdtferg.bsky.social•58 days ago

ProZein

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kerwin4two.bsky.social•58 days ago

Think of the Gaynz

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laportereporte.bsky.social•58 days ago

so you've circled back around to being an Ohio State fan

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mattsouva.bsky.social•58 days ago

would you brand it like Gāynz (said like "gains," looks like a mirror of Zyn?)

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richard20005.bsky.social•58 days ago

Coffee rubbed shredded jerky in a tin? I would def buy.

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scottalaird.bsky.social•58 days ago

why not both

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pontiustonight.bsky.social•58 days ago

CopenhaGAINZ

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billthecat71.bsky.social•58 days ago

when that protein hits, you feel like a god.

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belal-hoor.bsky.social•58 days ago

Hello Ryan ❤️
Please be merciful, show your humanity and donate to my daughter 🥺
And repost my pinned post 🙏🏾🍉

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rchris.bsky.social•58 days ago

Buddy, you got yourself an investor

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