look I hear you but some hamfisted commissioner would consider issuing a statement asking God not to meddle with the AL West standings - ThreadSky

celebrityhottub.bsky.social • 20 days ago

look I hear you but some hamfisted commissioner would consider issuing a statement asking God not to meddle with the AL West standings

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No. How are you going to punish literal divine intervention??

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ace8205.bsky.social•20 days ago

Current commissioner would look into sponsorship opportunities for the angels.

"Seraphim brought to you by PrizePicks."

daaaavveeee.bsky.social•20 days ago

how would society at large react if it became known that god is real and directly intervenes in the affairs of humans but only for one major league baseball team

mopbucket.bsky.social•20 days ago

The angels already aren't allowed to interfere with the championship, if the Commish can figure out how to communicate with them then it's just one "kirk argues with the computer" conversation and we're back to purely secular baseball.

jenni4iowa.bsky.social•20 days ago

What's the difference between God and George Steinbrenner?
God knows he's not George Steinbrenner.

(I refuse to let accuracy take precedence over humor.)

hokiehero.bsky.social•20 days ago

PEDs are against the rules. Performance enhancing deities.

jhb.bsky.social•20 days ago

Bud Selig tries to hold a press conference denouncing the heavenly host but as soon as he starts speaking, he gets a mouthful of angry locusts. The clip is the basis of the highest-rated episode of SportsCenter in ESPN history.