Hello friends, it’s the dog days of summer, and by that I mean the days of Laika the fantastic Soviet space dog who will probably have a room in the amazing Space Hotel which is opening in only 28 months!
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Hey everyone, it’s September so get ready for Fall(ing through the atmosphere and into the great cosmic void, it’s maw wide and inviting) because Space Hotel is going to open in only 27 short months!
It’s spooky season and nothing would be spookier than not booking a room in the never-ending uncaring vastness of the cosmos, which you can do in only 26 months!
There's actually several dates given, and all by the same company, and every single one of those press releases comes from a different source and is at least 18 months old with no follow up LOL
Woohoo! I can't wait to spend my life savings to eat cafeteria food out of squeeze tubes and catch Legionnaires disease in the unregulated corporate space death wheel! 🥂
🎵 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎵 with kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer! 🎵 Space Hotel is almost here! (24 months away)
Sometimes you just find a perfectly beautiful thread in the darkness. This is one of this. I am so excited to experience the vaccuumm of space from the real-time comfort of the space hotel that is 40 monthes away and going to be built :)
Do NOT let Matt Damon dock with that hotel! They updated the security procedure and he's locked out, he'll blow the airlock if he does a manual override
It’s a new year full of new possibilities! That doesn’t include the possibility of a space hotel because that’s not a possibility, it’s a certainty! It’s going to happen in only 23 months!
Remember folks, if the groundhog sees his shadow that means the Space Hotel is opening in 22 months, but if the ground hog DOESN’T see his shadow that also means that the Space Hotel is opening in 22 months because that’s when it’s opening!
Just want to emphasize that per this illustration you’ll be boarding your craft by climbing through a hole in the floor and then strapping into seats that face straight downward. So good luck with that.
I've played enough KSP to get a massive headache thinking about trying to dock with a rotating ring like that.
That's why most (serious) sci-fi places the docking area for a station like this in the central zero-G hub, much much easier to just roll the craft slightly while docking.
It'll eventually get destroyed by people illegally renting out their space homes through SpaceBnB, which will further drive up space real estate prices.
I can't wait to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars and be at constant risk of death to stay in a hotel room basically identical to the ones in any overpriced downtown, only with no scenery or view
Fate: monstrous and empty,
you whirling wheel,
malevolent,
devoid of security
ever fading to nothing
shadowed and veiled
you plague me too
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy
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Just two more years!
That's why most (serious) sci-fi places the docking area for a station like this in the central zero-G hub, much much easier to just roll the craft slightly while docking.
Thank goodness you will let me know when it opens so I don't forget.
you whirling wheel,
malevolent,
devoid of security
ever fading to nothing
shadowed and veiled
you plague me too
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy