Besides just serving as their toilet during a shooter emergency, the kitty litter has a dual purpose of mopping up the blood of your fallen classmates.
Why TF are they wasting their time on this, when students are being robbed blind of their lucky charms by armed leprechaun bandits on unicornback nearly every day!?
Right? I've had my issues with furries in the past, but if I were still in high school and I caught wind they were trying to clamp down on this nonsense, that'd be my cue to buy animal ear headbands and clip on tails from Hot Topic the next day.
Not the point, but the full name of the bill is: "Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or F.U.R.R.I.E.S Act"
But there is no S.
They misspelled their own acronym.
Ironically, this has a fair shot of creating the non existent problem they're trying to fight in the first place. Kids love to defy authority and do what adults tell them not to do. I can't think of a faster way to make tails and pet collars in Texas schools cool than to try and ban it.
Like. I would love to just laugh at this (I am).
But I am sure that it would have an even stupidier effect like kids can't be dressed as Bluey for Halloween or some shit.
Not to mention that I wouldn't be surprised if somehow it had something against transkids for some reason.
This is going to, if it hasn’t already, become one of those self-fulfilling things where people actually start doing this stuff just because they were told that they can’t.
I spent a good deal of 5th grade recess pretending I was a puppy pirate named Captain Biscuit. The only lasting damage was that later in my high school years my dad delighted in telling my friends/romantic interests this anecdote.
Some classrooms do have buckets of litter in case of a school shooting (to put on the floor to absorb the blood & bodily fluids) so everyone doesn’t slip slide around.
GOP of course decides we not only want gender neutral bathrooms but also litter boxes for students who identify as cats.
Go buckets. It’s in case a lockdown goes too long and someone has to go and there’s not access to a bathroom. The buckets are supposed to have some basic supplies for long lockdowns including snacks.
All of this because of a chain letter style rumor that was proven to be a hoax!
You know, between this, pet-eating immigrants, and sex changes on prisoners, you’d think the GOP would put as much effort in solving real problems as much as they are tackling fake problems.
It's still crazy to me how so much of modern conservative culture war shit is based around shit that has never happened and never will happen. They're literally fighting imaginary ghosts, and yet it's probably the most effective political strategy in modern politics.
Do these people realize the positions furries hold in society? Its like they want their shit hacked. Also, I'm pretty sure furries are fairly heavily armed as far as cohorts of the population go.
Holy shit greyhat hacker furries fucking up their websites and databases entirely would be a hilarious respite from all the hell going on that I really want to see happen now.
lol enforced how? Teenagers spend half of their time making bullshit nonsense noises. Our school regularly has big groups of boys barking at people. I’ll have to tell them they’re furries next time I hear it.
Republican legislators can always be counted on to solve the pressing problems that don’t exist in order to distract us from the fact that they are paid to ignore problems that do exist.
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"You mean I can break a rule, that it's stupid, and I can break it by being feral, WOF WOF wof WOF"
But there is no S.
They misspelled their own acronym.
Accidental PETA stan Rep. Stan Gerdes
2. Propose nonsensical solution to non-existent problem
3. Profit
But I am sure that it would have an even stupidier effect like kids can't be dressed as Bluey for Halloween or some shit.
Not to mention that I wouldn't be surprised if somehow it had something against transkids for some reason.
Oh so it's a crime to like Cheetos now?
GOP of course decides we not only want gender neutral bathrooms but also litter boxes for students who identify as cats.
And if they are in lockdown for hours with a shooter in the halls, they can just pee & poop discreetly in a corner or into their backpacks.
You know, between this, pet-eating immigrants, and sex changes on prisoners, you’d think the GOP would put as much effort in solving real problems as much as they are tackling fake problems.
no more can a 5 year old pretend to be kung-fu panda
And on that farm he had cow e i e o
With a moo, moo here and.."
"GET IN THE VAN YOU LITTLE SHITS YOURE ALL GOING TO GITMO"
Getting flashbacks to being in Catholic school.