CEO: we need to know why our employees are overwhelmed and falling apart due to stress Board Member: we could advocate for mental healthcare and promote a compassionate working environment- *disgruntled stares* Board Member: -or we have these Wrath of Khan brain slugs- *hoots and hollering* - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 1 day ago

CEO: we need to know why our employees are overwhelmed and falling apart due to stress

Board Member: we could advocate for mental healthcare and promote a compassionate working environment-

*disgruntled stares*

Board Member: -or we have these Wrath of Khan brain slugs-

*hoots and hollering*

Reposted from The Guardian

‘E-tattoo’ could track mental workload for people in high-stake jobs, study says

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honoriavalemon.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s a lot more evil applications for this than good ones.

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•1 day ago

can’t wait until a Mike Tyson face tattoo is a condition of employment

everythingisph.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pathological

leemillar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Things like this make me happy to be a bit older and closer to death.

ethanhunter.bsky.social•1 day ago

tinydonkey.bsky.social•1 day ago

"hey we had 8 air traffic controllers last year and now we have 5, and actually an increase in planes landing, should we do something about that?"

Guy soldering an AI shock collar: "yeah yeah, I'm working on it, don't worry"

monacelli.bsky.social•1 day ago

They'd totally use this to assign you more shit to do

chiefbulkofficer.bsky.social•1 day ago

I LOVE that none of these solutions actually address the root cause of the problem: purposeful chronic understaffing and densening of workload. because they'd never.

nope, it's "just self-adjust"! or ask coworkers to work even more! or "get the rainforest-incinerator chatbot to summarize stuff!"

cyesterling.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Track it for what exactly. If a company refuses to do anything constructive with the info then why gather it

daedsider.bsky.social•1 day ago

Instead of pristine streets, free ambulances, clean air, and universal housing we have, like, 8 guys who each have a unique drug addiction and spend all day yelling at their PA's to make whatever cartoon they're watching real life.

johnpontoon.bsky.social•1 day ago

This "e-tattoo" crap is like the protective face-design from Final Crisis, if it was a conduit for the anti-life equation.

handitup.bsky.social•1 day ago

copenfagan.bsky.social•23 hours ago

First time somebody goes all Paul Winfield and turns a phaser on themselves, these same buttheads are gonna grumble about all the loss of productivity.

dong.social•23 hours ago

huh. they renamed this conference room to Botany Bay for some reason

amarshallwriting.bsky.social•1 day ago

This dystopia sucks.

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