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“New York state is considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats”

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mohawk123.bsky.social•67 days ago

Hahaha 🤣. If you want a cookie

catalina1016.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lmao. Small children and teachers live with the threat of being shot to death daily and we’ve learned to deal. Guess these CEOs just need to toughen up. Thoughts and prayers.

csphd.bsky.social•68 days ago

Maybe they can issue them litter boxes (like they did some schools!) for use when they’re in extended lockdown ….

catalina1016.bsky.social•68 days ago

Or a bucket! Also get them some training on applying a tourniquet and stopping mass bleeding, we’ve done that too

tyronespaghetti.bsky.social•67 days ago

Will they take calls from assistants and secretaries?? Because not one of those em effers will pick up the phone themselves. "Have Cheryl call the hotline"

jmmonseur614.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh please. Try managing this kind of mental health crisis while 1) teaching 25 stressed out students to meet benchmarks set by the state; 2) dealing with parents who are either disengaged or breathing down your neck; & 3) continually face scorn and criticism by politicians. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

charleybrown.bsky.social•68 days ago

What about school children? Where is their hotline?

againstfacists.bsky.social•67 days ago

Lookit how AGILE we can be when MOTIVATED

katzenfrei12.bsky.social•68 days ago

who do i call to report my safety concerns?

msmalarkey24.bsky.social•68 days ago

She sucks. Hope she’s primaried in 2026.

phoebe1313.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh wow! 😡 The kids shot today didn’t have “perceived threats”,but what are they doing about that!

4gabriel.bsky.social•68 days ago

Because they aren’t wealthy enough to hire their own security 🙄🤦‍♀️

wonderdogabides.bsky.social•68 days ago

Isn't that what Congress is for already?

corgilover129.bsky.social•68 days ago

NYC , you’re embarrassing yourself. Corporate dems are worthless.

itek-mark.bsky.social•68 days ago

It's like the days of the robber barons and the guilded age. Industry magnates ruled the country with golden fists. They trampled upon workers and the poor. All backed up by subservient police departments and "private detectives" that operated above the law.

starlightshelling.bsky.social•67 days ago

She is disappointing

snakeman49.bsky.social•67 days ago

Always has been

lemancha.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh they've lost the plot lmfao!

pinemikey.bsky.social•68 days ago

They're billionaires. They can hire their own fucking security guards. If they expect taxpayer paid personal security they can get bent.

whatpagepaige.bsky.social•68 days ago

How about a crisis line for students that fear for their lives?

ladandmad.bsky.social•68 days ago

Do elementary school kids have a special hotline number?!

booknblues.bsky.social•68 days ago

Maybe they should hide under their desks.

seanparrent.bsky.social•68 days ago

The goddamn CEOs just moved straight to the front of the list.

ncwinelady.bsky.social•67 days ago

Fuck this idea.

el-jefe-buffalo.bsky.social•68 days ago

Can I call my kid the CEO of Toytown and he can use the hotline?

originaltamela.bsky.social•67 days ago

So not just concierge healthcare, but concierge 911? Am I getting it right? JHFC.

mundoh.bsky.social•67 days ago

Getting ahead of the crowd- thoughts and prayers for perpetuity

carlftharris.bsky.social•68 days ago

They have the same crisis hot line that I do. It's called 911.

natureloverfemist.bsky.social•67 days ago

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more disgusting! Where’s the hotline to help us average people? 🤬

votecnp.bsky.social•68 days ago

I have a feeling folks will be making a lot of "helpful" calls to this.

rudy13.bsky.social•67 days ago

No, Major Drinks, I haven't had any officers today...
I'd hate to see your rent go up.

Or

Can you believe the auDACITY to get me a donut with no sprinkles?!
ARREST THEM !

🙄

laurovela.bsky.social•68 days ago

It's afraid...

jamminjean.bsky.social•68 days ago

Where’s my tiny violin?

teenor.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fucking bullshit. CEO's can pay for their own fucking security.

erohealthcomms.com•68 days ago

This has got to be The Onion. PLEASE tell me it’s The Onion.

dinolamour.bsky.social•68 days ago

Meanwhile children are gunned down in schools. But for fuck sake someone protect the CEOs

dinolamour.bsky.social•68 days ago

They will create their walled cities to live in.

coastal-cin.bsky.social•68 days ago

Tell them to take a number. They should be behind every school waiting for an active shooter hotline.

fishgirl66.bsky.social•68 days ago

How about #NewYork set up a hotline for people when their insurance has denied them life saving healthcare.

kwilks1120122.bsky.social•68 days ago

Let them hire their own security. They can afford it.

15six.bsky.social•67 days ago

Of course, 912 will take priority over 911.

esqkaos.bsky.social•68 days ago

The rest of us peasants need a hotline for "Eat the Rich" takeout

abbie4science.bsky.social•68 days ago

so only CEOs will be given the number? How would they do that?

snow2112.bsky.social•68 days ago

Do school children have the ability to call this hotline?

cearthdog.bsky.social•68 days ago

Sounds like they need support groups to deal with their fears - at least "they" can afford the help "they" need, smh.

loloatlarge.bsky.social•68 days ago

Seriously?!! JFC!! I just can’t.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•68 days ago

I can't wait for hat number to be published.

barbarabowman.bsky.social•67 days ago

Eff this. She is another disappointment.

inactiveparti.bsky.social•67 days ago

I'm CEO of my life

les1013.bsky.social•68 days ago

Take care of patients and the CEOs will be fine

tim-doin-tim-stuff.bsky.social•68 days ago

Have they tried one for school shootings?
They should probably try one for school shootings.

leticiandretta.bsky.social•68 days ago

Support local businesses
Stop funding billionaires

brendap.bsky.social•68 days ago

We need a total gut job of the DNC

rainyb.bsky.social•68 days ago

This is insane. I wish they would put that much energy into crimes happening to regular people.

evilwhippet.bsky.social•68 days ago

I’m sure all the women raped in New York over the last few years will be delighted with this news.

djunahead.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh, I'm sooooo worried about CEOs & billionaires.

blubiker.bsky.social•68 days ago

I’m a teacher. Where’s my crisis line?!?

shigeyo.bsky.social•68 days ago

📱☎️hotline for teachers - near bottom of the page👇

https://www.crisistextline.org/teachertools/

blubiker.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hell, I can’t even get a bathroom break 😂

lindanievespowell.bsky.social•68 days ago

Exactly!

girlapart.bsky.social•68 days ago

They can save themselves by replacing themselves with AI, and save the company a ton of money doing it

1kimberlyjo.bsky.social•68 days ago

If CEOs just do the #RIGHTTHING, they would not need to use tax payers dollars to protect them from the people they are F*ucking over. Let's use some common sense here..MS. Kathy.

tepidlatte.bsky.social•68 days ago

"If you're a CEO and have been affected by learning what a worthless dickbiscuit you truly are, call 1-800-DIDDUMS. Someone who gives a shit will answer...eventually."

shamanwallace.bsky.social•68 days ago

isinqueens.bsky.social•68 days ago

I'm not sure I can even laugh at this one...

nysandita.bsky.social•67 days ago

Let the CEO’s self fund this. Why would any New Yorker have to pay for this?

sburr741600.bsky.social•68 days ago

Yet again illustrating the tremendous divide between Right and Left politicians.

Remind me again why people are disillusioned?

debhu.bsky.social•68 days ago

Snowflakes ❄️

agelessfashionista.bsky.social•68 days ago

Why does this read like an @theonion.com story? 🤣🤣 I mean I feel like I am in the Twighlight Zone. Or in some dystopian hellscape. Help!

hammys-howl.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh yeh… protect those CEO’s…innocent kids in school?….. surely you jest. Talk about f’ed up priorities.

susanbauer70.bsky.social•67 days ago

Regular channels are not good enough for CEOs? These optics are really bad and they probably don't see it. The ruling class? Anyone.

andyroomowery.bsky.social•68 days ago

Starter Pack?

eisennears.bsky.social•68 days ago

Pat them on the head, give them a bullet proof backpack and do live shooter drills in the boardroom, tell them they'll be fine.

fpoons.bsky.social•68 days ago

Look, there's nothing we can do. This is what the Founding Fathers wanted.

liamgreybeerd.bsky.social•68 days ago

9-1-1 is apparently only for us common folk.

jzelten.bsky.social•68 days ago

Some Lives Matter.

doglove3.bsky.social•68 days ago

White rich men lives matter. The rest of us are disposable.

therealjt23.bsky.social•68 days ago

Any fucking politician that even proposes something like this should never be reelected. What a disgrace to even think something like this was necessary or smart. She just showed who she cares about most

onioneyes.bsky.social•68 days ago

Cake eaters need to be stealth.

speerical.bsky.social•67 days ago

It's called 911!
If you need anything else, then pay for it yourself!
No class based double standards!!!

james1s.bsky.social•68 days ago

She needs to make a priorities list, sleep on it, and come back with a different take tomorrow.

midnightclear111.bsky.social•68 days ago

Isn’t it time to ‘get over it’ yet?

rasm47.bsky.social•68 days ago

When you're talking about losing people, it's important to remember that CEO's come in limited numbers, whereas kids, well there's thousands of them...

What people like Kathy Hochul and other politician would really be saying, if their thoughts could be heard aloud.

wyldefire.bsky.social•67 days ago

Tell that to all the teachers and principals who've been shot to death standing between a madman and a bunch of unarmed school children, trying to protect them with their own bodies. There are less of them every shooting.

rasm47.bsky.social•67 days ago

You understand my point right, that it's the kids who need protecting, not the CEO's?

bluefighter.bsky.social•68 days ago

Who’s going to have a hotline for those of us that get denied for life saving treatment?

crazysaguaro.com•68 days ago

😂

steelejh.bsky.social•68 days ago

Yet only “thoughts and prayers,” for threatened or murdered students and teachers. F’ed up! #NRABloodMoney

cyclops11.bsky.social•68 days ago

I'm sure they'll have one for homeless people on subways too

pedroaponte.bsky.social•67 days ago

She must be the worst NY Governor ever. Between her and the NYC Mayor, NY Dems locked in the worst of us award.

doglove3.bsky.social•68 days ago

This is so sick and crass. What about the children that died today? How about a school shooter hotline?

mldeering.bsky.social•67 days ago

How Republican of Kathy Hochul.

chozang.bsky.social•68 days ago

I immediately think of families across the country worried about financially surviving and how corporate greed is a huge factor.

verityplayer.bsky.social•68 days ago

Has she literally said this on the day of a(nother) school shooting? Is she... quite OK?

mannahattamamma.bsky.social•68 days ago

I didn't think that living endless episodes of The Onion would end up being not funny

thejawnmama.bsky.social•68 days ago

New York, get yourself a new governor who won't lick boots.

mytrain666.bsky.social•68 days ago

Poor things are all upset.

gonecoastalms.bsky.social•68 days ago

They already spend an extra $38 million on overtime to have nearly the entire police force search Central Park because a rich man died. New York is going to go broke kissing rich booties.

justinkm.bsky.social•68 days ago

Gotta protect those that control us...

goodwilltriumph-25.bsky.social•68 days ago

Omgggggg

jillhiott.bsky.social•68 days ago

Yeah,let's protect multi millionaires,who are perfectly capable of affording security details,but let our kids get slaughtered and decimated by AR 15's at SCHOOL! Our country is screwed!

sunnysaundra.bsky.social•68 days ago

What could possibly go wrong 🤦

thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social•68 days ago

Really shines when it appears back-to-back in your feed with news of the latest school shooting, for which there are no exclusive hotlines.

arvinwcasas.bsky.social•68 days ago

“911 queue for the rest of you plebes.”

acerbicaccompli.bsky.social•68 days ago

My step dad beat the ever loving f out of my mom & stalked her for years and the police couldn’t anything. But there’s going to be a hotline for per perceived threats. Omfg

aussiefella.bsky.social•68 days ago

Obviously the US political class think CEO’s are more important than school kids. America is very sick.

renegade9.bsky.social•68 days ago

You got to be kidding me? How about a hotline for school children?

builder08.bsky.social•67 days ago

I think she's a terrible Governor

truexted.bsky.social•68 days ago

Who is going to pay for this? Not the CEO's, that's for sure.

jpstork83.bsky.social•68 days ago

The enemy doesn’t arrive by boat, they arrive by limousine…

glarekal.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fuck these goddamn wank ass mass murderers.

glarekal.bsky.social•68 days ago

sfmisfit.bsky.social•67 days ago

Well, let’s just hope this helps keep her from running for POTUS someday.

sfmisfit.bsky.social•67 days ago

I think she needs to start looking at this issue from outside the box.

audraab.bsky.social•68 days ago

Maybe they should reduce their 7 and 8 figure pay days and actually care about the humans paying for their lives.

egandale.bsky.social•67 days ago

Can they have a hotline for children and teachers?

worldcitizen1994.bsky.social•68 days ago

This explains why New Yorkers don't seem to like Hochul all that much. She needs to read the room better (and yes, I absolutely condemn the shooting of Thompson, which is horrific and evil).

ann702.bsky.social•68 days ago

Why?

mohammedshk.bsky.social•68 days ago

I find myself saying this allot lately but I thought this was an onion headline at first. 😆

theresistanceco.bsky.social•68 days ago

Here’s a thought, don’t treat people like shit and maybe, just maybe, they won’t want to murder you.

jafiny.bsky.social•68 days ago

How about she channel her concern toward reforming the insurance companies?

elo-cin.bsky.social•68 days ago

If they don't think people will get a hold of that number and troll it endlessly they don't understand how the internet works.

oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social•68 days ago

How about for loose cigarette sales and subway riders

iamleahanderson.bsky.social•68 days ago

Can we do this in all 50 states please?

opaleidolon.bsky.social•68 days ago

And a waste of taxpayer money, I’m sure.

adarlingkugs.bsky.social•67 days ago

Wow! Kathy Hochul is really not good at reading the room.

notmw2.bsky.social•68 days ago

This has @theonion.com written all over it.

Please?

Can we pretend this is just some joke?

bratgma.bsky.social•68 days ago

WTAF 😳

vtament.bsky.social•68 days ago

More reasons to despise this governor.

dzman.bsky.social•68 days ago

A hotline to report threats?? What a great idea. We could call it…..911

pamnapo.bsky.social•68 days ago

If the police are only there to protect the wealthy, they should pay the same tax rate I pay.

sossity.bsky.social•68 days ago

That’s what $ecurity providing contractor$ are for…..

joseortega78.bsky.social•68 days ago

Who’s worse her or Adams because lately I can’t tell the two apart

cinian1.bsky.social•68 days ago

Now do one for school and children. Prioritize appropriately.

chanosky.bsky.social•67 days ago

What happened to the idea of a special hotline exclusively for citizens to report actual threats from the corporations these individuals represent?

kristicaye.bsky.social•68 days ago

Maybe we need a hotline to be protected from them.

ziggeroonski.bsky.social•67 days ago

They do a great job of hiding her puppet strings.

bkqn55.bsky.social•68 days ago

🙄 what’s wrong with the regular ole line everyone else uses? Not helpful enough for the rich?

anniebkay.bsky.social•68 days ago

9-1-1 isn’t fast enough for nervous CEOs?

rogersullivan.bsky.social•68 days ago

I don't think the CEO who was murdered percieved a threat, so this woudln't have even helped. It's just a chance to spit in the face of ordinary people by showing extraordinary treatment to rich assholes.

suanish.bsky.social•68 days ago

“ perceived” threats? Does that mean I can call if I “perceive” that tangerine Torquemada is a threat?

csphd.bsky.social•68 days ago

Better idea: how about we get a hotline for people who fear sexual assault or harassment? Or a hotline for children who fear being bullied or shot at school?
MUCH better use of taxpayer 💵💵💵

sat50.bsky.social•67 days ago

Now, that's funny. Not intended to be, I'm sure. How about a hotline for kids, LGBTQ+, people of color, non-Christians, women, Democrats, the press.

watercolor-wannabe.bsky.social•68 days ago

But can we also get one for school children?

annaliisavilppu.bsky.social•68 days ago

There are some really great bulletproof backpacks on the market, and I see whole new market emerging for bulletproof briefcases. That and active shooter drills, practicing hiding under their desk or in the supply closet should be enough.
Oh, last one: thoughts and prayers and a meal train.

katefox1.bsky.social•68 days ago

This seems like an onion article

steveisdamages.bsky.social•68 days ago

The only way this could be more "End-Stage Capitalism" is if the phones were answered by actual Morlocks.

jabro72.bsky.social•68 days ago

Keep digging that class war hole folks…

slponline.bsky.social•68 days ago

Did they set one up for kids in school?

itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social•68 days ago

2 questions:

1) Don't their admins have the ability to look up the non-emergency number of their state police?

2) Can't they just carry bulletproof brief cases?

bcarreiro.bsky.social•68 days ago

https://imgflip.com/i/9dzjui

ceceq.bsky.social•68 days ago

She has so many bad ideas. What is wrong with her!?

reluctantranger.bsky.social•68 days ago

Dispatch: “911 what’s your emergency?”

CEO: “This Saint Emilion is *cool* you hear? ITS FUCKING COOL LIKE SOME GODDAMNED BEAUJOLAIS!”

Dispatch: “(sigh) It should be between 13C & 15C. We’ve got someone on the way.”

CEO: “Also, this black waiter spilled a drop on my mis…my wife! Hurry up! (Click)

catlwood.bsky.social•68 days ago

I’m a CEO. I need this number. Really. I’m not gonna prank call it.

persephone24.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hahaha! That’s rich! (Pun intended)

witcheshut.bsky.social•68 days ago

World's smallest violin.

david-stone.bsky.social•68 days ago

Let's jam the heck out of it.

jlark.bsky.social•68 days ago

This is the way.

alexsmom.bsky.social•68 days ago

Do the kids in school get a special hotline too?

eileenmont.bsky.social•68 days ago

I can’t say it’s a bad idea, but should it be limited to CEOs? I mean they have access to private security and reg citizens don’t- but they get threatened too- by spouses, neighbors, gangs, gangsters, bullies.

blueskyredhawk.bsky.social•68 days ago

Are you f-ing kidding me. Not Black people being targeted. Not those escaping domestic violence. Not Jews, Muslims, or Asians being harassed. Not teenage girls or college women. Not LGTBQ folks being attacked. Not Latinos dragged from home or church. Nope. We're making sure our 130 CEO's are safe.

brookeonsocials.bsky.social•68 days ago

As the CEO of two small, liberal businesses, I look forward to giving them a few thousand calls

jtf321.bsky.social•68 days ago

She is not a good politician.

earthdaddy.bsky.social•68 days ago

Disgusting

edmagner.bsky.social•68 days ago

Yeah, fuck those assholes....

cayce312.bsky.social•68 days ago

Omg.

neilswanson.bsky.social•68 days ago

They already have one. It's called 911.

funpuns24.bsky.social•68 days ago

Isn’t called 911 already? 🤔

faithwilson.bsky.social•68 days ago

It would be a shame if they got inundated with reports of fictional threats

liberal-g.bsky.social•68 days ago

Opening the door to a police state.

chris-lee-cal.bsky.social•68 days ago

She’s a Democrat?

doglove3.bsky.social•68 days ago

She is exactly what is wrong with the Democratic Party today.

eduardodinero.bsky.social•68 days ago

What about the rest of us? Who do you work for, Hockel?

dilrow.bsky.social•66 days ago

How about something for students…?… I mean come on a second grader calling 911 because there’s a shooting at our school. I think that’s far more of a crisis. They’re both horrific don’t get me wrong, but nobody has done anything for the kids yet.

jonnyappleseed.bsky.social•68 days ago

Bullet proof backpacks in designer colors; is that too much to ask the state to pay for ?

msfmd.bsky.social•68 days ago

So they’re going to call in reports on every single one of their employees.

brend69.bsky.social•66 days ago

Maybe they should change how they do business

allegraandmilosmum.bsky.social•66 days ago

Nah, that would make too much sense.

bluemamma25.bsky.social•67 days ago

Yes let’s set up special treatment for billionaires that can afford personal security and arm our children with thoughts and prayers

bluemamma25.bsky.social•67 days ago

I think every parent should call in with threats to schools. My daughter’s school has had 2 threats in less than 30 days. One yesterday.

bluemamma25.bsky.social•67 days ago

Do kids get one for their school?

hotspur95.bsky.social•68 days ago

Reminds me of a Dead Kennedy's lyric:

Warlords in gray suits
Take a different route to work each day

brianormiston.bsky.social•68 days ago

Perceived threats are gonna be amazing.

blurdy1.bsky.social•68 days ago

O FFS!

oothoon.bsky.social•68 days ago

I hope they have to stay on hold for at least an hour & fill out multiple forms before they reach a human on the other end.

lonnie-spath.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hochul is … something.

I mean better than the alternative but that’s where we’re at.

saladtongs.bsky.social•68 days ago

These idiots do not know what they’ve asking for.

kbizzle13.bsky.social•68 days ago

Absolute fucking bullshit

crashdive625.bsky.social•68 days ago

Will they have to wait on hold 3 hours to have a 20 year old agent in the Philippines tell them their concerns must be pre-approved. Call back next calendar month.

“Your call is important to us.”

mjmckenna50.bsky.social•68 days ago

🤦🏼‍♂️

red-foremans-foot.bsky.social•68 days ago

New York seems to elect some of the biggest tone deaf assholes in the country.

penny4yrthoughts.bsky.social•67 days ago

How about a complaint against CEOs hotline?

rdparrish.bsky.social•68 days ago

Wow. Our taxpayer dollars can protect CEOs but not children….

barb-t.bsky.social•59 days ago

maga congressman’s response about school shootings, smirked-‘It’s the cost of doing business’! & trump to grieving parents after another slaughter-‘….But get over it’! So those BS responses only ‘work’ for kids?-not businesses that cheats its customers? Why isn’t that ‘the cost of doing business’?!

runreadflyandi.bsky.social•68 days ago

Ironically CEOs that probably pay no taxes…

bm1977.bsky.social•68 days ago

What?!

missyandtillycorgi.bsky.social•68 days ago

No fucking words. You want to know how to regain control of th house, Senate, presidency go after the first elites. There's a reason everyone hates them.

missyandtillycorgi.bsky.social•68 days ago

First= fucking

ottojschlosser.bsky.social•68 days ago

Governor of NY wants to protect the revenue stream from companies located in NY

lizzyhott.bsky.social•68 days ago

Elitist much? The homeless man that was killed in cold blood could have been my adult daughter with schizophrenia….think parents like us will get a hotline number?
#StopTheStigma #MentalIllnessIsNotACrime #DanielPennyIsNoHero

trashycappy.bsky.social•67 days ago

So, rich people get their own hotline for when they “perceive” a threat? The people who perceive business regulation and fair taxation as a threat? That’s a startlingly stupid political move. Wow.

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