DeSantis was 100% sure he was going to ditch Florida and play in the big leagues and now he has to go back and pretend he gives a shit about Keeping Wokeness Out of Our Gas Stations or whatever for the next three years. It's so goddamn funny.
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He's also coming back just in time to face the ire of a population currently getting punched in the gut over insurance rates. It's a BFD, and nooooo one running Tallahassee is doing a thing about it.
He knew it would happen and hedged his bets. Previously if a Fla governor wanted to run for a federal office he had to resign first. Pudding boy pushed legislators to change it so he could remain governor while campaigning. Now we’re stuck with the finger licking asshat for the rest of the term.
It's funny but on the other hand I feel bad for LGBT+ Floridians cos you just know he's gonna take it out on them, next week they'll get a "Trans people can't lend people things in case they use it to sneak estrogen to minors" bill
And if you're one of the unfortunate people he's been targeting in Florida, at least when he comes home he'll be demoralized and without hopes of ramping up his attacks for national coverage. Will he even bother putting on his cheerleading boots, let alone have the heart to make people lick them?
Ya know... she seems like the type that might leave him because of his loss.
I have a feeling that's why she's there to begin with. She thought she had someone who could amass power extending further than the state.
So funny that he's going to bring his little sulk back here and take it out on us. Joy. Rapture. (OTOH, if the heretofore lickspittle legislature starts laughing at him, pass the popcorn.)
As a Floridian that has watched DeSantis’s policies and antics hurt people across the state, including my family, again and again, I’m not sure “funny” is the word I would use. It’s more of a “laugh to stop screaming for a few moments” situation.
That's terrifying... But I actually think it's more that his sycophants (the AG, legislators, etc) think they'll find a place in a Trump administration, and they may be right. And this is how all their evil supporting DeSantis's evil will pay off.
I suspect he's very good at craven crawling. But is he good enough to bring a smile to trumps face? Seems like the psychopath has taken the run as a slight.
Unless you live in Florida. Then it’s terrifying. I am waiting for his next immigration tantrum, his next ‘parents rights’ BS, and how much higher property taxes and insurance rise.
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Or a vote of No Confidence.
I have a feeling that's why she's there to begin with. She thought she had someone who could amass power extending further than the state.
https://t.me/Maxfuturesignals
God if that isn't American politics in a nutshell