truly powerful examples of Riff Collapse happening under this one. people recommending movies i watch, demanding to know what my “take” is, - ThreadSky

mattielubchansky.com • 13 hours ago

truly powerful examples of Riff Collapse happening under this one. people recommending movies i watch, demanding to know what my “take” is,

Reposted from mattie lubchansky

i haven't seen any of the oscar movies this year, nor have i seen any movie ever made. i'm afraid that the people trapped inside the screen will be angry at me for not helping them escape; and once they are out i will be punished. anyway, here's how the awards validated an opinion i already had:

Comments

ogre.bsky.social•11 hours ago

We like it in here! Inside the screen is safe and warm. Join us

agnosticrat.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Every misunderstanding (M) in a post spawns a new reality. As more misunderstanders (N) engage, the expansion grows exponentially. Facebook boomers (FB) and other internet misunderstanders amplify via shares, arguments and algorithms, multiplying divergence by k_FB.

A multiverse in every skeet.

taylordotbiz.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We are dead and this is hell.

willroar.bsky.social•13 hours ago

seems crazy to me when folks say bluesky sucks but it's posts like this that remind me how much easier it is for me to see nearly exclusively neat, interesting things from neat, interesting people when i don't have the worst hex of all, a Big Account™️

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•13 hours ago

It's sad to see so many people ignoring the plight of the tiny people, and the danger that their terrible retribution represents

aidanobrien.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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stopmaggot.bsky.social•12 hours ago

ourotheboros.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I like dodging that train coming at us, it still hasn't got me once

eaterofcrow.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It didn't dawn on me until I saw this post how much I need more "the little people in my TV are trapped oh god someone help them they're going to suffocate" discourse.

I just want a serious movie critic show, but one of the critics earnestly thinks Hollywood is exploiting "little people."

probablyabot83.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Back to the Future.

irl-girlfriend.bsky.social•8 hours ago

the variety of ways that they all figured out to incorrectly engage with your joke is mind blowing this website makes me feel insane

soozuk.bsky.social•12 hours ago

AWFUL website

mattielubchansky.com•12 hours ago

they're taking the part of about the people trapped in the screen for granted and just recommending movies which makes ME think they don't care about those poor people

soozuk.bsky.social•12 hours ago

ffs people are so selfish now, it's just all "watch this watch that let them die"

nikostratis.com•12 hours ago

I just think that if those people didn’t want to be trapped in the screen they would have never put themselves in that position.

daedsider.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I'm somewhere in my 40's. Never once been trapped in a screen. And my taxes are supposed to get these people out?! Ridiculous.

richterscale.bsky.social•11 hours ago

incredibly insensitive of so many of them to recommend Purple Rose of Cairo, now that we know how those poor trapped characters were exploited in order to make the film

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Awww this was kinda cute though.

dashwallkick.bsky.social•13 hours ago

something very bad is happening to the comedy posting on bluesky and I wish I knew a solution https://bsky.app/profile/dashwallkick.bsky.social/post/3ljiq2elqyc2y

willroar.bsky.social•13 hours ago

the eradication and outlawing of the discovery feed or any other remotely algorithmic feed would surely help... or at least requiring a months-long, in-person exam to get a license for viewing them