We have more than enough Christmas songs to conclude, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Santa be fuckin - ThreadSky

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jondrake.bsky.social • 96 days ago

We have more than enough Christmas songs to conclude, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Santa be fuckin

i saw mommy throating santa clause

Reminds me of this Christmastime fav from Jake Lizzio at Signals Music Studio 🤣

https://youtu.be/dDW_ybiNSaM?si=dxE-t0MmMGAbdCJf

Have you heard this? Eartha Kitt is up there like, 'Damn girl, at least get a little lucrative property outta the deal.'
https://youtu.be/xr2_Hx1Jgl4?si=6R6veOVfTaUzp5P_

saint nikolas does not have sexual intercourse with the finnish or chechens

Cookies and milk only go so far for a man who gives so much.

Can confirm

Santa fucks

“Ho Ho Ho” sounds like he’s projecting

He be taking more than them milk and cookies

More specifically, he’s likely fucking your mom.

Hard wink

O Holey Night

Nah, he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.

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