Elon Musk and Donald Trump are hanging out down in Brownsville, Texas to watch the SpaceX rocket launch. Where’s JD Vance? - ThreadSky

Down for a piece of the action.
His boring machines are the prize when Trump opens Federal Land (yours and mine) to Lithium mining. Ya dig?

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gavman.bsky.social•112 days ago

Ted looks like a grassy knoll weirdo.

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follicular.bsky.social•112 days ago

Awwww, poor JD

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crandallmarsh.bsky.social•112 days ago

And...

It crashed.
And exploded.
But Leon is putting out doctored video that dies not show the huge fireball.

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mariblocksbots.bsky.social•112 days ago

Can they board?

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msarkar426.bsky.social•112 days ago

Maybe they should launch Trump up in SpaceX.

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spacemonkie42.bsky.social•112 days ago

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leslieshells.bsky.social•112 days ago

🤭🤭🤭

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battleborn1.bsky.social•103 days ago

🤣🤣

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janeezee01.bsky.social•111 days ago

Is that a real pic of frump? Why does he look like he's turning African American??

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spacemonkie42.bsky.social•111 days ago

I don't know 🤦‍♂️

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mscanada.bsky.social•112 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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clh71.bsky.social•72 days ago

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maggs2248.bsky.social•101 days ago

If he gets any darker his boys might try to deport him! Lighten up trump! Brown doesn’t make you look better or younger. You are still almost an 80 year old man!

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baryonic2.bsky.social•112 days ago

JD who?

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coleyc.bsky.social•112 days ago

Probably told to stand in a corner somewhere, doing god knows what… euuwe… He’s not in the big boy club yet. Donald won’t open that club unless they can make big money for him.

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bole7y.bsky.social•112 days ago

Inside the rocket?

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stevie-z.bsky.social•112 days ago

It's JD's week to babysit Matt Gaetz's latest underage sex slave and make sure she does her homework and gets to bed by 9.

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jaynew.bsky.social•112 days ago

On a serious note, this is weird.

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666wtf.bsky.social•112 days ago

Shady's over at Heritage writing up his plan to torture women.

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circlesspinning.bsky.social•112 days ago

Green room tent and a couch is my guess!😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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myrno1.bsky.social•112 days ago

Musk the actual President ?

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heiditasker.bsky.social•112 days ago

Do we care?

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hookticket.bsky.social•112 days ago

Trump’s facial expressions of utter confusion at what Leon is throwing at him. And he looks like the village idiot in that stupid hat.

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joma315.bsky.social•112 days ago

Look at little Teddy acting like he's a part of the action

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ellipsiseroteme.bsky.social•112 days ago

Chilling in the couch

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thegoodadoptee.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who?

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xxxxxperiwinkle.bsky.social•112 days ago

He went on a donut run he’ll be back soon.

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wendygirl9.bsky.social•112 days ago

Staging his coup with Peter Thiel & Curtis Yarvin.

https://buckscountybeacon.com/2024/07/jd-vance-peter-thiel-curtis-yarvin-2024-the-neoreactionary-dream-team/

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fliphawaii2028.bsky.social•112 days ago

They don’t always have to be next to each other. Better question where is Kamala as Biden is burning the world down one missile at a time. They will doing anything to get their third world war. Worst president ever. We need Trump sooner.

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coastal-cin.bsky.social•112 days ago

Isn't he at a pet BBQ back in Ohio?

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amberjo2.bsky.social•112 days ago

They stowed him in the baggage compartment of 45's pedo plane.

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muskies73.bsky.social•112 days ago

Ashley furniture.

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dukevulture.bsky.social•112 days ago

Probably at home on the couch.

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laureta-per-sempre.bsky.social•112 days ago

He is already cheating on him, par for the course.

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whidbey54.bsky.social•112 days ago

Clunkers.

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macrurdn.bsky.social•112 days ago

Cuddling with his coach.

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robotponydancer.bsky.social•112 days ago

Isn't that a couch on the background?

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darkbluebuckeye.bsky.social•112 days ago

And Trump has that stupid hat on.

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madorangeking.bsky.social•112 days ago

They let him light the fuse.

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•112 days ago

I have to say I hate those ugly red hate hats almost as much as I hate them. I have never used the hate word loosely but I hate them.

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•112 days ago

I just read he is in congress voting no on everything like trump told him to.

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woozleweasels.bsky.social•112 days ago

I haven't seen Vance since the election have you?

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antiss.bsky.social•112 days ago

This Bro-ship scares me ...

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bearaholic.bsky.social•112 days ago

Looking at couches? 🛋 🤷

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spacecat.blog•112 days ago

I see Trump is pretending like he understands anything about spaceflight and not giving a fuck about any of it.

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hethbeck.bsky.social•112 days ago

Balls deep in the nearest couch.

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lucycat02.bsky.social•112 days ago

pouting in his room

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helicoptermayo.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who??

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ladybadger.bsky.social•112 days ago

😂 Enjoy the ride JD!! 😂

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canadianbacon66.bsky.social•112 days ago

Preparing the 25th while Elon keeps the orange clown busy.

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lumin8.bsky.social•112 days ago

Couch “surfing”

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fortworthless.bsky.social•112 days ago

Musk can't be the de facto VP with Vance around.

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inthe206.bsky.social•112 days ago

Trump really doesn't look well

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katymomme.bsky.social•112 days ago

From your lips to Gods ears. Or may that Big Mac finally attack.

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deadpoolresists.bsky.social•112 days ago

He's banging...I mean "auditioning" couches for his new office

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foxford.bsky.social•112 days ago

I think the Lincoln Project is right
Elon is President and Trump is VP

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ronnieb47.bsky.social•112 days ago

I hope it explodes.

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msg-sosa.bsky.social•112 days ago

Texans voted for Ted Cruz. That really sucks.

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jlmvii.bsky.social•112 days ago

More people than we realized are dumber than we thought possible.

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msg-sosa.bsky.social•112 days ago

😂

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carol004.bsky.social•112 days ago

Is that Trumps IQ score on his hat?

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scooper3601.bsky.social•112 days ago

Too bad they can't be launched

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worldcitizen1994.bsky.social•112 days ago

And there are all the little rent boys around them. Gross.

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jmfdsj.bsky.social•112 days ago

This…

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/where-is-j-d-vance-social-media-questions-vp-elects-absence-from-donald-trumps-boys-club/articleshow/115444994.cms

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jmfdsj.bsky.social•112 days ago

He’s been MIA for days…

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gailiefella.bsky.social•112 days ago

Vance appears to be benched, or in his case couched.

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n787cl.bsky.social•111 days ago

Who?

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nurseratchetty.bsky.social•112 days ago

Aren’t they a cute couple?! Puke

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evamcbain09.bsky.social•112 days ago

Hmmm

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drmoreau.bsky.social•112 days ago

He won. Why is he still wearing that stupid hat?

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1nonlybabyyoda.bsky.social•112 days ago

Introducing himself to the sectional.

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yoshiandpeanut.bsky.social•112 days ago

*sextional

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ex-pat.bsky.social•112 days ago

In Moscow, getting his 25th Amendment directions from his Master.

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ex-pat.bsky.social•112 days ago

Look - it's 2 Russian Assets in a Tent.

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jujubeeeee.bsky.social•112 days ago

He’s couch surfing!

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quinnmischief.bsky.social•112 days ago

Keeping 45 & JD away from each other makes sense for practical security reasons as Iran is targeting 45

But my worry as 45 & Emo Muski distract us with this circus JD is working in the shadows with more competently evil people. Thiel & Heritage have not been so visible or focused on for 2 weeks

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michaelthornley.bsky.social•112 days ago

They tied JD to the rocket! lol

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thisisme7.bsky.social•112 days ago

I don’t think the VP and President elect are supposed to be together very much before inauguration, you know, in case anything were to happen.😎

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luckycolleen.bsky.social•112 days ago

In the Senate trying to convince everyone to vote for pedos, sex addicts, and sexual abusers for cabinet positions. Every night he stares into the mirror and sobs.

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blueshirt47.bsky.social•112 days ago

JD was told to stand under the engines and light a match when the count gets down to five.

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politicalamericans.bsky.social•112 days ago

https://politicalamericans.com/jd-vance-infuriated-demands-couch-get-abortion/

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joshdubose.bsky.social•112 days ago

Giving off Manhattan Project vibes

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bevymart.bsky.social•112 days ago

#elonmusk is finding out how it is to explain complicated things to #trump

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notyourproperty.bsky.social•112 days ago

Ahh, that explains the bitterly cold wind burning my face here in Dallas.

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kbanx.bsky.social•112 days ago

Everyone is wondering where JD Vance has been hiding since the election. My money says he is secretly working with an advanced team, gathering up irrefutable evidence in effort to determine when would be the best date to invoke the 25th amendment.

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stageman806.bsky.social•112 days ago

Maybe he’s not there just in case there’s a malfunction.

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pbpaul.bsky.social•112 days ago

He's been thrown under the couch; a bus was not available at the time.

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annemariedejon5.bsky.social•112 days ago

Would those red #MAGA caps now become mandatory national attire?
😳

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mom3andrnmsnmph.bsky.social•112 days ago

And now he has the US piggy 🐖 bank at his disposal. Hmmm… there was no conflict of interest there 🤦‍♀️

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skyistlmt.bsky.social•110 days ago

Is the fat guy on the left Ted Cruz?

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coopspeak.bsky.social•112 days ago

Check Peter Thiel’s couch…

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chrisholly.bsky.social•112 days ago

With Peter Thiel, plotting a coup?

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greengrow.bsky.social•112 days ago

::Fingers Crossed the launch fails.::

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fanofwalt.bsky.social•112 days ago

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blondebabs.bsky.social•112 days ago

Cruz is weirdly close to Trump .....

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deliver2river.bsky.social•112 days ago

Elon doesn’t need two vice presidents.

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isaco-1.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who?

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belcaro.bsky.social•112 days ago

Melania has been replaced by Elonia.

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margaret2025.bsky.social•112 days ago

Could those red hats look any more ridiculous? And with his suit?

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witwarrior.bsky.social•112 days ago

@drjackbrown.bsky.social
Have a look at this body language?

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resistaustria.eu•112 days ago

Is this still not common knowledge? They don't ride on the same plane and they don't do potentially dangerous things together. Designated survivor and all.

Also, he's a Craz-E-Couch sharpening the knife he'll put in Donold's back.

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frankfmtoronto.bsky.social•112 days ago

But I see Jr. and Ted Cruz there. I wonder what Jr's role will be in the administration because everyone knows there will be one.

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msreaper2u.bsky.social•112 days ago

Vance has gone AWOL. He didn’t think they’d win and now he’s having a nervous breakdown.

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plef.bsky.social•112 days ago

JD’s been replaced lol

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westcoastgal.bsky.social•112 days ago

In the rocket?? 🤣

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dee-dees.bsky.social•112 days ago

Taking the video?

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dameofdestiny.bsky.social•112 days ago

Crying on Kevin Roberts' shoulder.

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tracedavis.bsky.social•112 days ago

It's strange AF.

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mscanada.bsky.social•112 days ago

Unfortunately Elon is my grandson's boss. He works and builds the space X capsules. He's also working on the one going to the moon. I was very proud of him. Until Trump won! Now we don't talk! 😭

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milktea4lunch.bsky.social•112 days ago

I guess Trump is cheating on him. Vance is acting like Melania now. We'll hardly ever see him.

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sado.bsky.social•112 days ago

Brownnoserville TX

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rocketdog3.bsky.social•112 days ago

Is that Ted Cruz standing behind VP Trump? I recognize President Musk for sure.

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mybluiis26.bsky.social•112 days ago

That’s my question also, where is JDVance, did he have a previous appointment with a sectional?

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kdinfla.bsky.social•112 days ago

On the couch?

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odiledevasselot.bsky.social•112 days ago

Has anyone seen actually seen Vance since the election? I haven't!

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tincan2.bsky.social•112 days ago

Ashley Furniture

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colleenshelley.bsky.social•112 days ago

How much longer are these grown men going to wear these stupid red hats? It really is childish but not in a good way.

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joce92130.bsky.social•112 days ago

in the trash.

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1ofserendipity.bsky.social•112 days ago

What the hell is my senator doing there?

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thefabulousone.bsky.social•112 days ago

He hasn't been seen in a while!

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cynthiahanrahan.bsky.social•112 days ago

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bop61.bsky.social•112 days ago

Back of the bus

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johngoede.bsky.social•112 days ago

Hopefully in the rocket

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boomerbaby.bsky.social•112 days ago

Don't they usually not put the President and Vice President in the same place for safety reasons? In any event he will soon be replaced. My bet is on a family member of Dear Leader

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djb21212a.bsky.social•112 days ago

Don't you know? Elmo gets to be the real VP while Captain Couch Humper plays with the White House futon.

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patrickesnyder.bsky.social•112 days ago

In a lair?

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mwpdxson.bsky.social•112 days ago

🤔 At home on the couch 🤷‍♂️

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sassenachfol.bsky.social•112 days ago

JD had a 1 way ticket on SpaceX! Hope he brought along enough Chewy snacks!

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nickreeves.bsky.social•112 days ago

Musk is the chief orchestrator of Russian propaganda in the West. He's basically Putin's main man outside Russia, and he Thiel and Sacks basically appointed him as VP candidate.

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derricklwilson.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who?

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natnewscot.bsky.social•112 days ago

Vance has been put on the back burner.

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boulderdaisy.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who the hell cares?

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4boysnana.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who??? 😂

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vickipriddy.bsky.social•112 days ago

Peter Thiel has shut him down until needed again.🤷‍♀️🤖

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blueyedem.bsky.social•112 days ago

Trump thinks that Musk is the one that engineered it & makes is land so perfectly.

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mylight55.bsky.social•112 days ago

I’ve been wondering what Vance is up to….

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crosbyt123.bsky.social•112 days ago

He'll show up when you least expect it. Never count out a sniveling toe-rag like JD Vance.

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kandyminnesota.bsky.social•112 days ago

Do we really care?

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strobro.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who? Lol
Probably plotting with his Silicon Valley handlers how quickly he can use the 25th

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suz1962.bsky.social•112 days ago

Vanishing Vance

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seassprite.bsky.social•112 days ago

I think drumph is getting very, very tired of Leon.🤭

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drewtcorbin.bsky.social•112 days ago

About to unfollow... one way isn't good.

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dawnmj.bsky.social•112 days ago

Those guys are going to fake their deaths and dodge their debts #RichWhitePeople and King Vance will launch the genocidal ‘retribution’ 🚀that they have planned all along while the ‘dead princes’ play on their private islands 🏝️ #Project2025 👿

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justtobefair.bsky.social•112 days ago

He’s with Kevin Roberts going over the 25th Amendment strategy…

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formertwit.bsky.social•112 days ago

Vance has been replaced by Muskman.

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anjalideodhar.bsky.social•112 days ago

I think Vance has been replaced by Trump. And Trump by Muskman! 😃

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katnmouse.bsky.social•112 days ago

he’s got that stupid hat on.
And BTW fuck Ted Cruz

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lauraoftheweeds.bsky.social•112 days ago

Probably plotting with the project 2025-ers.

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sharkman1963.bsky.social•112 days ago

When everyone in the conversation doesn’t want to be there and nobody is really listening

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mjm314.bsky.social•112 days ago

That 25th Amendment draft isn't going to write itself.

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anjalideodhar.bsky.social•112 days ago

Hey....anyone seen JD recently? Mid-sized, somewhat tubby, meh looking guy, looks like a leftover meatloaf from two months ago that you forgot at the back of the fridge and that now has fuzz on it..?

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jim-101.bsky.social•112 days ago

Don’t forget the eyeliner…it’s an immediate giveaway (coupled with the traits you describe, of course)!

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jacksonutz.bsky.social•112 days ago

Looking up couch sales for Black Friday maybe?

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krista-johanna.bsky.social•112 days ago

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lepprechon.bsky.social•112 days ago

Hmmmm.... maybe we now know where he is

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thunderhawk13.bsky.social•112 days ago

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menopausalmermaid.bsky.social•112 days ago

He’d rather be golfing lol

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planetgaia.bsky.social•112 days ago

Ms Elon Trump plays with expensive toys - No funding for charity 🤷‍♀️ “ Elon Musk's $7Billion charity has no employees and has failed to give away enough money to qualify for tax breaks putting it a risk of massive IRS fines”

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sassyneveragain.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who cares his drug dealers are there though🙄

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henriklv.bsky.social•112 days ago

On his couch

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nataliesart.bsky.social•112 days ago

On the rocket?

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iamsuziam.bsky.social•112 days ago

First Lady Elonia

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maryguiden.bsky.social•112 days ago

Excellent question. Why is JV missing votes when he's nowhere to be found?

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jw19482.bsky.social•112 days ago

Who ?

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debkat.bsky.social•112 days ago

That's a very damn good question. Truly, where is he?

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deedeedeeds.bsky.social•112 days ago

My guess? Meeting with Project 2025 leaders and Christian Nationalists, plotting to remove Trump right after the inauguration via the 25thA. The crazier Trump acts, the better they like it.

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