Eat enough to barely function; eating more would require too much time. Can't afford. So, an apple. Then hungry again. Another apple, cuz I'll be able to make a meal soon. Right? Hangry. Need more time. A cheese stick. Haaangry. Chips. Br ain nOt w0rklN&
Chocolate. Lots of chocolate. I found it helped enormously when I did that job, especially when I shared it. It kept the Republican I was working with pretty quiet.
Oh my gawd, I actually laughed out loud - I don't do that - THAT - often even if I'm typing it all over the place...I need a laughing inside abbreviation but this time - if there was liquid involved, it would have been on my screen. 😂🤣
Once bought what I thought was a /refrigerated/ cheesecake, but I turned out it was frozen. I wound up standing in the kitchen yelling, "But I don't want cheesecake in six hours, I want it NOW!"
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The perfect way to start your day: breakfast wine.
"Waiter, I would like some broiled pig's feet, stewed kidneys, stale bread, and a quart of Chateau Margaux. Oh, and hold the pig's feet, kidneys, and bread".
Tongue, pig's feet, tripe, kidneys. Sounds like what RFK Jr. is gonna demand for kids' lunches once he's running the FDA. Can't forget the raw milk tho.
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Eat enough to barely function; eating more would require too much time. Can't afford. So, an apple. Then hungry again. Another apple, cuz I'll be able to make a meal soon. Right? Hangry. Need more time. A cheese stick. Haaangry. Chips. Br ain nOt w0rklN&
One cookie?
(I can do this)
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"Waiter, I would like some broiled pig's feet, stewed kidneys, stale bread, and a quart of Chateau Margaux. Oh, and hold the pig's feet, kidneys, and bread".
If man is still alive,
Then breakfast may survive...