Look, no one wants to see your fucking cat with its whiskers & pointy ears & big, bright eyes or its fluffy tail that it sometimes curls under its head when it sleeps & gods forbid it sleeps touching another cat I mean who wants to see that & enough with the godsdamned toe beans while we’re at it 😤
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But he does have the bright eyes, pointy ears, and whiskers, so...
Yeah who wants to see that? Sheesh!
Meanwhile it takes 500 positions, a blood sacrifice, and an incense burning for me to even get comfortable enough to sleep. Like that's unfair lmao.
LOOK AT THESE BEBES
A crime against the rest of us who don't sleep nearly that well 😭😭
you should send him to me so you don't have to suffer anymore.
i'm that good of a friend, i am.