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One part Maddie Matlock, one part Elsbeth Tascioni, one part Jessica Fletcher, one part Miss Frizzle. I was a theology professor who walked away from tenure (and yes there is more to that story) and now I'm getting a law degree in my late 40s.
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

"Orange" is famously the English word there are no perfect rhymes for, but are there any for "signal"? My family and I were discussing this at dinner. Best we could come up with was "Lou Ferrignal." As in, relating to Lou Ferrigno.

reading the alt text of this photo is the hardest i’ve laughed all day

Oh. Good. That won’t be a problem.

I have just finished reading Danielle Sassoon’s memorandum in its entirety. It is a tour de force. Its correctness is obvious. She’s an American hero. Emil Bove ought to be investigated by his state’s bar association for discipline and possible disbarment, at least.

Roberts clerk.

I keep an emergency kit in my car for breakdowns and flat tires and getting stranded. I've never used it. Why do I not keep a bunch of gift bags of all sizes in neutral colors in there? I would use it all the time.

Awful messaging from Trump/Hegseth today. It's especially odious that Trump wants to normalize relations w russia and sweep the war crimes and territorial integrity norm violation under the rug. But remember: 1) neither Ukraine, nor Europe will just roll over; both have red lines; 2)...

This split between the Republican governor of Oklahoma and education chief Ryan Walters is indicative of what's to come. Trump's education agenda is unpopular and nobody embodies that unpopularity quite like Ryan Walters. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e...

Ngl, it's hard to go to law school in your late 40s. Perimenopause & law school aren't supposed to go together. And I was a better theology prof than I am a law student. THAT SAID.... I feel lucky to be getting an education in the judicial branch, right at the time that it's holding the line.

Thank God for judges with integrity.

I miss when there were parts of the internet where you could say"I'm really struggling, in fact I'm barely hanging on" and your internet friends would help you out.

The unelected, not-Senate-confirmed, not-security-cleared, not even actually employed by the US government techbros of Musk's weird militia are conducting a coup one agency at a time.

I'm not saying this is a coup. But if you *were* going to do a coup, how would things look different from recent events -- seizing the federal payments system, federal purging law enforcement, threatening to sic armed US Marshals on civil servants guarding classified data

This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information. This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...

For all federal employees: Before you are locked out of your systems, ensure you have copies of unclassified performance appraisals, awards & other relevant personnel docs. If you have access to your office, grab your more important personal items sooner rather than later.

Holy moly, after months of attempts and a couple of hours just this evening, I finally managed to successfully change the dingdang MS Word Normal template so that ugly Aptos is GONE and there's no more absurd 1.16 line spacing with extra line breaks where I didn't want them. Hallelujah!

There’s been a kind of…fashion of late to view anti-Trump libs as lame and cringe and just annoying, aesthetically. I remember this exact same aesthetic judgment in the run-up to the Iraq war. The earnest libs were right then and they’re right now.

Trump is openly violating the law on a vast and unprecedented scale and everyone is acting like it's normal. NPR had a long story about finding a rare shrew. NYT said he was disregarding "legal niceties." This is an attack on the Constitution as profound as the attempt to overturn the 2020 election.

Your daughter has died serving her country, and now you have to hide her identity because the President and his supporters will predictably scapegoat her for the accident.

Meta is renewing its threats against employees, telling them today that they will hunt for leakers and tolerate zero leaks. Want to know how that is going? Three Meta employees who I’ve never spoken to before just cold messaged/emailed me offering me to be sources.

It really is amazing watching him grapple with a situation where the only appropriate response is sorrow and empathy. Like watching a cat try to turn a doorknob.

Gift link to the @radiofreetom.bsky.social article referenced in the "opposite of qualified" link of @timothysnyder.bsky.social's post: www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

A small personal delight in an otherwise depressing time: Through a fluke of scheduling affecting my 2L class, I'm getting to take Con Law II as a small seminar (it's usually a big lecture) with one of my favorite professors, while I'm writing my law review paper on a fourteenth amendment topic.

Lots of extremely dumb replies from people insisting that Trump's 2020 EO that didn't actually do anything is why TikTok is banned (it's not).

Oh my goodness! I just saw that Tony Slattery died. What a very funny, wounded, and courageous man.

Imagine texting God and you start to see Him type a response but then He just doesn’t send anything and just leaves you on read

This is delicious.

If you know *anything* about operations of federal government, Dunning-Kruger tech bros quoted in this story sound just like: How hard could it be to land a 747? How hard could it be to do surgery on the eyeball? How hard could it be to lead a SEAL team raid? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/12/u...

Why did we ever stop saying "honey-fugled"?

My writing partner is less invested in this process than I am, I fear.

I have a probably stupid question for you law folks. Where do people find out about the important cases coming to circuit courts?

If only the Democrats had bothered to listen to and address real Americans’ need to have the Gulf of Mexico renamed

Happy SeedCatalogTide to all who celebrate.

I need a Venn diagram showing the relationship between pitch, bitumen, asphalt, and tar.

Also jarring to me that we've never had any real collective mourning in the USA. More than a million Americans have died of Covid and, barring some very isolated moments, there's been no sense of coming together to mark the incalculable loss. No events. No monuments. Etc.

At least for the moment national publications are radically understating the contents of Matthew Livelsberger's political minifestos which call for a violent, militia-backed "culling" of Dems from and national rebirth of masculinity under the rule of Trump ... talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-a...

For reasons unknown to me, my parents, who are approaching eighty, not only own these Nixon and Agnew puppets but have them displayed in their guest room.

“As an editorial cartoonist, my job is to hold powerful people and institutions accountable. For the first time, my editor prevented me from doing that job. So I have decided to leave the Washington Post” — Ann Telnaes, after drawing this cartoon, which included the image of a supplicant Jeff Bezos

Apropos of nothing, I deeply enjoy being indifferent to New York City's collective self-importance.

You don't have to be better in 2025. You can be worse.