Saw one outside of our local computer recycling business, in an industrial part of town. Still stuck out like a sore thumb, immediately thought “DeLorean.” Like THAT went well.
If I was in my 20’s or 30’s I would have bought one of these 8bit rendered Pontiac Aztek’s…..I want my truck to look more like a truck, so I got an R1T
Love this. I feel bad for the folks who ordered “it” before MAGA-Elon started jump-dancing during fascist rallies, but I can’t help but mutter a knee-jerk “douchebag” whenever I see one…
Unpopular opinion. I think the cybertruck looks pretty cool
Having said that... They're fucking inefficient, EXPENSIVE as hell, incompetent and mediocre in the niche they were (allegedly) built for, and their business model is akin to a cellphone's with Tesla's programmed obsolescence shit
A lady came into the shop last week and told me one exploded in Sarasota because the storm surge from Milton. It apparently took out the house too. Idk if this is a reference to that or not 😂
The next time I see one I'm going to loudly say, to the person with me, 'oh look it's another one of those Pontiac Azteks. I guess they're making a comeback.'
Seriously, setting aside everything else, that thing is a poorly designed death trap. This isn’t even a political thing it’s just not wanting your friends to put their lives at risk.
I actually saw one in person for the first time. Truly uglier in person. All I could think was "how could someone be so stupid as to spend so much money on something so hideous?"
There is a guy who parks his Cyberdork illegally at my kid's school every day. My wife got upset when I told my 4th grader he could break the windshield with a hammer. I'm normally against any kind of vandalism, but that's a $1900 repair bill unless he has a deductible.
Please don't set them on fire. Total them sure, just don't set them on fire because they're a massive unending eldritch horror fire when they catchablaze and can't be put out. Because they have to be more destructive even in death. :<
Ha! I crossed a corner today where a cybertruck was waiting and it was so ugly - I shook my head and wondered if the driver was in the least embarrassed to be behind the wheel of such a gross expression of adolescent insecurity.
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You live in Elon’s mind. 24/7
Having said that... They're fucking inefficient, EXPENSIVE as hell, incompetent and mediocre in the niche they were (allegedly) built for, and their business model is akin to a cellphone's with Tesla's programmed obsolescence shit
Also I love this style of illustration, whatever it's called. So nostalgic!
Bros probably gonna still be paying off the rest and not have a car.
The cybertruck looks ugly.
Talk about HIDEOUS looking 🤣😂🤣