Therapist: Fuck Alf isn't real, he won't eat your pussy Fuck Alf: - ThreadSky

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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social • 675 days ago

Therapist: Fuck Alf isn't real, he won't eat your pussy

Fuck Alf:

yeag

will admit i found this difficult to masturbate to

No on his own, I think you'd have to put ants all over it or something. He's an aardvark, right?

he's an alf

Part of the aardvark family tho?

naur he's an alien

I have to give up my aardvark hopes :(

Your therapist removes his head and clothes

He is Fuck Alf

Literally the biggest thing Alf is known for is eating pussy

they gotta add tools so we can flag pictures. this is too hot

AlienLikesFucking

oh cool my line breaks werent preserved

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