Musk's life is like Citizen Kane if you replace "Rosebud" with "The Ability To Tell A Single Joke" - ThreadSky

misterabk.bsky.social • 48 days ago

Musk's life is like Citizen Kane if you replace "Rosebud" with "The Ability To Tell A Single Joke"

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mikefinleymusic.bsky.social•48 days ago

He will not rest until people compare him in a positive way to Tony Stark

mrdrlewis.bsky.social•48 days ago

Happily! But only if I can use the past tense.

danmckee.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s sort of astonishingly anti funny isn’t he. Like he tells a joke and it somehow removes joy. He’s probably the innovator in standup tragedy

tgnprofessor.bsky.social•48 days ago

Except that in Citizen Kane, he had Rosebud once.

abigiles21.bsky.social•48 days ago

And being trans phobic is the joke to him

misterabk.bsky.social•48 days ago

SNOWGLOBE'D!

caledorkia-mission.bsky.social•48 days ago

I think he drank a snowglobe and that's part of why he is the way he is.

lizardky.bsky.social•48 days ago

Sorry, you reminded me of this ancient joke I rarely have an excuse to repeat.

What were Rupert Maxwell’s last words?
Roseglub!

tobyontour.bsky.social•48 days ago

There’s be no “Rosebud”, he’d try and remember the name of one of his kids and fail.

timclare.bsky.social•48 days ago

Extremely sad scene of him on his deathbed abortively muttering fragments of decade-old meme formats to confused frowns

prototypecube.bsky.social•48 days ago

i've said this before but it's fucking incredible *and* implausible that he has missed literally every single time. like just on the wall spaghetti principle he should have had at least one joke that landed but no, not ever.

jenniferkaal.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'm still convinced that Elon didn't have siblings to bash him into a sense of humour...

nick-pettigrew.bsky.social•48 days ago

(Carrying a sledge into his office)
“This oughtta SLEIGH ‘em. Right?”

typistinneon.bsky.social•48 days ago

"Mr. Musk was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Punchline was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything."

misterabk.bsky.social•47 days ago

"I don't think one word can explain a man's life." (Camera tracks across a heap of detritus and ends on the word "Twat")

richardcobbett.bsky.social•48 days ago

"I have lived... a good and virtuous life...."

(wheezing)

"NOT!"

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