Please let JD Vance killed the Pope become the new JD Vance fucked a couch. - ThreadSky

fljeanne.bsky.social•4 hours ago

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itsnotbread.bsky.social•4 hours ago

He's a professional trophy smashing, pope killer. The furniture fucking is just a hobby.

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stashdragon.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I heard he put a bid in for the Popes couch.

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nanami.codes•4 hours ago

It seems pretty obvious to me!!

https://bsky.app/profile/nanami.codes/post/3lncprjsmt22n

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overlordq.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Pope was so repulsed by JD Vance, he had to escape to the astral plane

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nouttosell.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Only a few moments of exposure can be fatal.

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beardedpip.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Oh, it will be! It is just too perfect not to.

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barbb.bsky.social•1 hour ago

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barbb.bsky.social•1 hour ago

It has

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bhobgeary.bsky.social•3 hours ago

It's kind of wonderful and special that this is how I found out!!

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misha95.bsky.social•4 hours ago

JD killed the Pope when the Pope saw JD fucking his couch

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jendude.bsky.social•4 hours ago

OMG, my first thought this morning when I heard the news was meeting Vance did him in.

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ms1961.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth II died the day after she met with Liz Truss

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homeybeef.bsky.social•2 hours ago

The difference is that one of those things absolutely happened. And the other only probably happened.

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usmcwizard.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Such a shame that the Pope wasted any time on lapdog Vance, who is a poor excuse for a Christian, but I'm sure His Holiness hoped he could be redeemed. It's too bad the Pope's prayers will have been in vain.

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reeseer83.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Just like Liz Truss killed the Queen.

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oldbrownshoe.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Sorry, y’all. I think this is my fault:

When I prayed to Zeus, I said “the DOPE!!”

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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social•4 hours ago

“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”

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halaylah.bsky.social•4 hours ago

...or he's all out of popes.

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mateohh.bsky.social•4 hours ago

one day an AI will swap these and it’s going to hit different

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sherifflonestar.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Breaking all the Trophies he can long the way.

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avj73.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I’m just saying…

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demmessaging.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Omfg

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goblyn.bsky.social•2 hours ago

This is how I found out the Pope was dead.

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tranquility-based.bsky.social•4 hours ago

The transitive function then posits that JD Vance fucked the pope 🛋️

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nmche56.bsky.social•2 hours ago

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rothloaf.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Ha! Ty for this laugh.

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kjwerzun.bsky.social•4 hours ago

This is the best! Thank you!

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munkle.bsky.social•4 hours ago

#JDVancekilledthePope

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cartoonballoons.bsky.social•1 hour ago

This. Is. Brilliant.

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theellechase.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Please let this trend on Bluesky

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jedrek.me•4 hours ago

Vance didn't kill the pope, the pope hung on to call him a dork

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terez.bsky.social•2 hours ago

please don’t give him the credit. conservatives hated francis.

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boulderbay.bsky.social•4 hours ago

ETTD

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nicoleaduran.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Vibes so bad the Pope self deported to heaven.

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goldenjohnion.bsky.social•4 hours ago

"He really killed the pope on that one"

I like it, got a good ring to it.

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michael-c-dailey.bsky.social•7 minutes ago

Trump should meet Pope Francis next

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emilmuzjr.bsky.social•4 hours ago

#JDVancekilledPope

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jeffhyde2284.bsky.social•6 minutes ago

This is suspect knowing how sensitive The Pope's Health is, and Vance might have caught something that worsened The Poep's Health over night that led to his death, I suspect Trump Send Vance by Force to finish "The Job" of taking The Pope out and replace him with a Far Right-Wing Extremist Pope.

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snakeplant764.bsky.social•4 hours ago

And this post is how I found out the pope died

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redshiftsinger.bsky.social•2 hours ago

This is how I found out

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kissemjolk.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I mean, the Pope is the Holy See, his title is literally describing a chair.

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marieinsedona.bsky.social•47 minutes ago

He had to outdo Liz Truss.

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missdake.bsky.social•4 hours ago

This is what happens when you come between JD and a couch

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squeakins85.bsky.social•3 hours ago

When the pope died of cringe

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marcodeluca.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Liz Truss : Queen = JD Vance : Pope Francis

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htoad.bsky.social•4 hours ago

If you want old people to maintain the will to live, keep them away from modern conservatives.

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mbou.bsky.social•4 hours ago

There is significantly more evidence for this one, tbh

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jtthegirl.bsky.social•30 minutes ago

What if it makes him feel good though?

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annabellelecter.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I think it's more like, after meeting with Vance, Pope Francis was given an immediate and accelerated approval to enter Heaven.

'No wait for you, yo have suffered enough.'

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seaninroundhay.bsky.social•3 hours ago

JD Vance smothered the Pope on a couch.

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kaidavid.bsky.social•2 hours ago

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radlein.bsky.social•4 hours ago

The Papal Seat

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usuallyannoyed.bsky.social•1 hour ago

The pope died because he saw JD Vance trying to fuck the rhinestone encrusted red leather couch

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seamus-n-pat.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Two things can be true.

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margeaux.bsky.social•3 hours ago

it’s happening

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jkl1776.bsky.social•4 hours ago

#PopeDiedFromVanceLies

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slendy5127.bsky.social•4 minutes ago

Instructions unclear, have been telling numerous people Vance fucked the Pope

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dhmofanatic.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Pope’s fault for dressing like a sofa?

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tweeteresse.bsky.social•3 hours ago

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doctorbob.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Clearly not true. The pope just wanted to tell JD to stop being an asshole before he died. Bucket list complete

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divinediscontent.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I said that in so many words on the live feed on youtube

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doctorbob.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Great minds.

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olathebrksrcub.bsky.social•40 minutes ago

BREAKING: US Vice President JD Vance wanted in a suspicion of Pope Francis’s death. Pope Francis died at the age of 88. The pontiff’s last known words, “He’s cringe”