There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones - ThreadSky

alexblechman.bsky.social • 105 days ago

There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones

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marsmars008.bsky.social•105 days ago

What about a funnier number like 89 or 77?

zonebooth.bsky.social•105 days ago

I'd like to hear your strategy. Do you plan to take a subtractive approach or a concative one?

dmvogelmeer.bsky.social•104 days ago

Finally someone with the guts to take on Big Bone.

childoftheglobe.bsky.social•105 days ago

That’s practical!

worm-meat.bsky.social•105 days ago

This policy is weak, if elected i plan to reduce the quantity of bones to an even 10- the plan was you could count them all on your fingers- we did not think this through

andalitebandit.bsky.social•105 days ago

Tesla-branded exoskeleton ads:

matneee.bsky.social•105 days ago

Takes real backbone to do that💪🏻
Uh, I mean ...

drdeborahmd.bsky.social•104 days ago

I treat osteoporosis (not w/drugs), and gee... I wonder if there were fewer bones to maintain, would we be better able to take care of the bones we have? We could separate what are the real bones and which are the unwelcome ones?

elizarock.bsky.social•105 days ago

I’ve muted any alert using his name but please accept this award 🏆

tpovio.bsky.social•104 days ago

Considering most Republican politicians don’t have a backbone, they’ll get there easily

deanbowes.com•105 days ago

It blew my mind recently to find out half your bones are just in your hands and feet. (so there is an easy way to reduce your bone count)

mynameisozymandias.bsky.social•105 days ago

100% this. Would make them much easier to dig and draw. We can't surely need all those ones in the feet? And ear bones. What's that about? Ears are floppy

Not to mention that it would make the articulated skeletons hanging from chains in Hollywood movies much more believable

moosic.bsky.social•104 days ago

It is time to take on Big Orthopedic.

spider-skull.bsky.social•105 days ago

Sacrum? that's not a fist bone. get rid of it!

aaronbed4d.bsky.social•105 days ago

And they'll let just one of the bones determine which bones remain part of the body.

readingandgaming.bsky.social•105 days ago

The whole system is broken. It's high time a combination of American Steel and cartilage replaced bones entirely.

sarahjeanne22.bsky.social•105 days ago

Department of Bone Efficiency!

feetshitter.bsky.social•104 days ago

D.O.S.E: Department of skeletal efficiency

bonkina.bsky.social•105 days ago

Pretty certain I only use six of mine.

recursiverealms.com•105 days ago

bone efficiency is necessary for a healthier government (that we can exploit by making your backs itchy so you're too busy trying to scratch it while we steal everything that isn't locked down)

thisyearsfinalbard.bsky.social•104 days ago

Where do the discarded bones go Alex?

ALEX?

knicksrip.bsky.social•105 days ago

Would you settle for 150 riblets?

lycopersicon.bsky.social•105 days ago

I believe you must first eat the fruit from the "tree of life".
iykyk

dervala.bsky.social•105 days ago

Bilateral redundancies are first to go.

thiccadams.bsky.social•105 days ago

Please take my collarbone. It’s annoying.

cindyanddavid.bsky.social•105 days ago

solfabulous.bsky.social•105 days ago

We've been wanting this for decades. We need to be less mobile. This will cut down on spending and emissions.

notzenyet.bsky.social•105 days ago

I think we can get it down to less than that

thisladyresists.bsky.social•105 days ago

we starting a bone harvesting ring?

freddiemurky.bsky.social•104 days ago

24 ribs, INCLUDING 4 false ones? Way too many.

Spine? You only really need to bend at the hips and neck.

Fingers? Just have claws like a lego man. Feet? Two big lumps.

A radius AND an ulna?

If people want more they'll have to pay for that luxury themselves.