Santa has no legal authority outside the North Pole afaiu so you not only don’t have to bother asking the question, you can probably have the nosy bastich charged with impersonating a law enforcement officer in many countries.
"I hope you respect my 1st amandment right to film you Santa? Well in that case can you call your supervisor, and I need your name and badge number and those of your reindeer"
Or if you're from the next county over (Kerry), where they always answer a question with a question, the proper response to Santa is "Who wants to know?"
And if you see that Elf on the shelf ask to see his warrant or GTFO. Also remind him that recording require two-party consent and that you DO NOT CONSET. ( in my jurisdiction)
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Like that right?
"I want a lawyer."
"you shut the fuck up!"
Noam Chomsky: Actually met him at UCLA once as a Freshman. Incredibly intelligent & knowledgeable.
We need more Chomskys especially in today’s screwed up world.
Then not another word spoken. 😂🤣
“You shut the fuck up”
Remember, he knows when you are sleeping and he knows when you're awake...
Kid: Hey Santa is that weed i smell? Have a prescription for that?
Between that and the almond-flavored arsenic in the cookies, Santa's get in, but they won't get out.
Me: "I'm going to ask you to speak to my lawyer."