There are some things we only get to do once. Dying on a toilet is one of those things. - ThreadSky

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demandavoider.bsky.social • 4 days ago

There are some things we only get to do once.
Dying on a toilet is one of those things.

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feralgrumpy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Reincarnation 🤞🏼

mabdave.bsky.social•4 days ago

betsyross.bsky.social•3 days ago

move that pelvis, off the toilet, Elvis

thatamerican.bsky.social•4 days ago

How Astute.

jpstarling.bsky.social•4 days ago

Better make it count then.

spatula8.bsky.social•4 days ago

When I die, I hope to be surrounded by family and friends, while taking a huge dump. #TMI

quick13.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fun Fact: 11% of cardiac arrests happen at home while on the toilet.

hellomanders.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is a huge fear of mine

aciliwe.bsky.social•4 days ago

GoT reference 🤔?

swillymountain56.bsky.social•3 days ago

"When I die I want to go like Elvis, stoned, fat, and wealthy and sittin on the bowl"

graygiantess.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love how this implies that you can then go on to die in other places as well (and potentially achieve immortality if you just stay on the toilet because if you've already died there once, you can't do it again).

apexamigo.bsky.social•4 days ago

tell that to cyber elvis

cyber elvis: 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚈

writingdcm.bsky.social•4 days ago

*in my best war boy from Mad Max voice* I POOP, I DIE, I POOP AGAIN

80hd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unless you're lucky enough to be resuscitated on the toilet then die on the toilet at the hospital during recovery

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