Pete Hegseth 🤝 Lady Macbeth have some bad ideas for the soldiers weird handwashing thing - ThreadSky

englishhurler.bsky.social•111 days ago

She's going to rub down to the bone after shaking his stinky hands.

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schoeneyk.bsky.social•110 days ago

The Macbeth reference hooked me in

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montanasierra.bsky.social•110 days ago

He also lives in the 1600's with his mindset about women.

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melissa1968.bsky.social•110 days ago

Being anti vax and anti hand washing is a weird vibe.

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dmvogelmeer.bsky.social•110 days ago

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bluelowrance.bsky.social•110 days ago

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thekirz.bsky.social•111 days ago

Shakespeare references is why the democrats lost.
But I'm also genuinely impressed.

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spacely.bsky.social•111 days ago

That's Shakespearx to you.

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apearlma.bsky.social•111 days ago

Kristi Noem 🤝 Lady Macbeth

out damn spot

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sarag29.bsky.social•111 days ago

brutal but fair

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celinashope.bsky.social•111 days ago

👀 👀 👀

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capncavedan.bsky.social•111 days ago

Andy.

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redsonja.bsky.social•111 days ago

Oh dear ...

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wmcdonald404.co.uk•111 days ago

McDonald Trump 🤝 Macbeth

A florist comes to dunce inane.

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wmcdonald404.co.uk•111 days ago

(No relation. BTW.)

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justthisguyaz.bsky.social•111 days ago

Wow!

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ecgrimm.bsky.social•111 days ago

And the goat, too.

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matthewsp.bsky.social•111 days ago

Andy.

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pwnallthethings.bsky.social•111 days ago

omg

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apearlma.bsky.social•111 days ago

certified banger when people can't like things lol

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williamlidc.bsky.social•111 days ago

oh dang

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coffeeohyes.bsky.social•111 days ago

There is a special spot in Hell for bad punsters

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chemprofcramer.bsky.social•111 days ago

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mrthebatman.bsky.social•111 days ago

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robinbrenizer.bsky.social•111 days ago

Following for this one

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lurkymclurk.bsky.social•111 days ago

Damn indeed

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newiseman.bsky.social•111 days ago

Perfect!

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wenz.bsky.social•111 days ago

!!!

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bextraordinary.bsky.social•111 days ago

Damn 🤣

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johnpanzer.com•111 days ago

definitely a follow for that

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cynthianevil.bsky.social•111 days ago

Brilliant

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marshadlowe.bsky.social•111 days ago

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jenbeee.bsky.social•111 days ago

Aaaaaaagghg

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rebeccashapiro.bsky.social•111 days ago

How do you come up with these brilliant statements? It's awesome.

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apearlma.bsky.social•111 days ago

thanks. they just pop out from nowhere, just how my brain works

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rebeccashapiro.bsky.social•111 days ago

A joy to behold and breathtakingly pithy.

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patriciakime.bsky.social•110 days ago

Definitely a play for you at some point. Was really sad no one staged Inherit the Windbag before this election ...

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bohowraith.bsky.social•110 days ago

Out damn spot

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joelcalahan.com•111 days ago

Which one plucked their nipple from the boneless gums and dashed the brains out

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bcudak.bsky.social•111 days ago

🤭

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dbalckle.bsky.social•111 days ago

At least lady Macbeth washed her hands…

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lcarrico.bsky.social•110 days ago

You know, after that comment, trump's not going to shake his hand.

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plushtiger.bsky.social•110 days ago

So there is a benefit to never washing your hands.

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tomtomorrow.bsky.social•111 days ago

omg

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cassandraoftroy.bsky.social•111 days ago

Pete Hegseth wipes his ass, and does not wash his hands.

D I S G U S T I N G !

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moshirty.bsky.social•110 days ago

“Pete Hegseth wipes his ass” — does he though?

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cassandraoftroy.bsky.social•110 days ago

🤔
🤢

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kevinmarks.com•110 days ago

Pete Hegseth 🤝 Hacker T Dog

We're just normal men
Innocent men
https://youtu.be/ULT4ZUmnH7g?si=UoP7FDnISzAKWTSf

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claiborne.bsky.social•111 days ago

just once, it would be nice if this turned out to be a Checkov's lack of hygiene situation

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spacely.bsky.social•111 days ago

Something wicked this way comes.

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annasplat.bsky.social•111 days ago

OH HI

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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social•111 days ago

out I say

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dell-adams.bsky.social•110 days ago

stand not on the order of your going

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illimij.bsky.social•111 days ago

vile jelly

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illimij.bsky.social•111 days ago

Oops, wrong play.

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ember24.bsky.social•110 days ago

😂

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kitty-wampus.bsky.social•110 days ago

Fair is foul, and foul is fair

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kitty-wampus.bsky.social•110 days ago

Nice juxtaposition. At first I thought it was a set up for an improv session.

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ghostofmondale.bsky.social•110 days ago

A-

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yesterdayscatch.bsky.social•111 days ago

You win

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mamasez.bsky.social•110 days ago

“Art not without ambition, but without, the illness should attend it.”
There’s a vax for that.

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wwgb24.bsky.social•110 days ago

Love your work. Thanks for joining!

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klaatu82.bsky.social•110 days ago

Out! Out, damned spot!

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missbike.bsky.social•110 days ago

Dude has huge Nazi tatts all over him. That’s a bad sign.

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missbike.bsky.social•110 days ago

Found them!

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paultree.bsky.social•110 days ago

I'm guessing soap for the military is one of the things Elon will be cutting in his 2 trillion dollar reduction

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joe-thoma-iv.bsky.social•111 days ago

It's fun to see real time social media jokes again.
OUT DAMN SPOT

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midnightplat.bsky.social•111 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/midnightplat.bsky.social/post/3lasclllfps2o

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chilwriter.bsky.social•111 days ago

Why does the efficiency office need two people in charge? Seems redundant.

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midnightplat.bsky.social•111 days ago

They take turns on top as Thunderdome's MasterBlaster, it's how Bartertown's run.

Neither has ever really seen Beyond Thunderdome.

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steverhodes.bsky.social•111 days ago

There is a lot of material to work with

https://www.apmreports.org/story/2018/03/27/pete-hegseth-potential-cabinet-appointment

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chilwriter.bsky.social•111 days ago

That’s why he was selected. Trump sees all of those transgressions as endearing qualities.

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missbike.bsky.social•110 days ago

He has huge Nazi ink all over him. The guy it’s literally illegal to have in the military.

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thepeeonpress.bsky.social•111 days ago

🥺 Pete Hegseth: GITMO Pete; Friendly-Fire Pete; Blackwater Pete; Teleprompter Pete; Bacha-Bazi Pete; … That Pete.

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kittyvons.bsky.social•111 days ago

You're as dark as I am. Was following you on Twitter back maybe 2015. Love your columns. You are a badass.

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hammbear2024.bsky.social•111 days ago

Did lady Macbeth love war crimes and infidelity, too?

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njphlgaiii.bsky.social•107 days ago

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flukestarbucker.bsky.social•110 days ago

Hey! 👋 you need to message and brand Pete Hegseth as a “tab-less dirty nasty leg”. That’s an Officer who didn’t complete Ranger School and didn’t jump from planes. He’s not an elite Infantry officer. These women have more leadership and are more elite officers and NCO’s than him!

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flukestarbucker.bsky.social•110 days ago

Infantry Officers who don’t complete Ranger School are seen as DUDS! He wasn’t even an Active Duty Infantry Officer he was Minnesota National Gaurd. I’m He sells himself as some warrior. Of course the National Guard Tabless dirty nasty LEG would act like he does. He’s NO Quiet Professional!

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