I mean, come on now whatever.scalzi.com/2016/03/04/t... - ThreadSky

scalzi.com • 114 days ago

I mean, come on now

https://whatever.scalzi.com/2016/03/04/the-wilicious-burrito/

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drtwillett.medsky.social•114 days ago

😂 tasty either way

boggo2300.bsky.social•114 days ago

with his naturally innocent face Wheaton makes a very good villain that no-one suspects, he really should play into that when seeking roles...

darklock.com•114 days ago

I am also in a feud with Wil, although it may be one-sided. He is of the opinion that lion Voltron is better than vehicle Voltron. My argument is that unlike lion Voltron, vehicle Voltron has thumbs. His is that unlike lion Voltron, vehicle Voltron sucks

darthwickett.bsky.social•114 days ago

Pft, a wrap is a subset of burritos that have one end open

wbhwrites.bsky.social•114 days ago

I don’t know, I think the one with Oreo aioli is worse.

jhavard.hxtp.org•114 days ago

I think I know what I'm having for dinner tonight?

lapsed-heathen.bsky.social•114 days ago

I'm now tempted to create a British burrito. Not sure of the ingredients for the "burbrito" but I'm thinking pickled onions and Marmite.

luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•114 days ago

Ok, just saw (and share) his reaction.
#TeamWill

luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•114 days ago

Will is correct. That is not a burrito. It is an abomination; a crime against nature, and an offense to the gods.

There isn’t even hot sauce!

ninnny.bsky.social•114 days ago

Dear god. But it might explain some of your many successes.

sqube.bsky.social•114 days ago

That is not a burrito.
That is an act of violence.

diogostuart.bsky.social•114 days ago

I love this silly feud, but I particularly like those videos in the blog post, it gives off that early YouTube era of videos.

randysutton.bsky.social•114 days ago

with young wesley crusher on this one.

that, sir, is a weiner rollup, not a burrito.

chrisraccoons.bsky.social•114 days ago

Which of your burrito creations would be most appalling? That one doesn't look like the top 5, but maybe we're wrong?

gregory.wild-smith.com•114 days ago

They are all crimes against burritos

karlsoap.bsky.social•114 days ago

Unfortunately I cannot forget this similar burrito.
I was all for it. This is all fun and games I thought. Give 'em hell I thought.
But then...
But theeeeen...
You microwaved the mayonnaise.
YOU MICROWAVED THE MAYONNAISE!!!
https://whatever.scalzi.com/2022/07/23/i-was-left-unsupervised-a-twitter-thread/

randysutton.bsky.social•114 days ago

ack

ruabanrion.bsky.social•114 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/rm6lmuFzFFE?feature=shared

patrickmurray.bsky.social•114 days ago

This is my favorite feud of all time.

fopfox.ca•114 days ago

If it's called a burrito, a doner, a pita, a roti...it is good

If it's just called a wrap, it's bad.

goblyn.bsky.social•114 days ago

Scalzi out here bringing a burrito to a knife fight.

macklesmn.bsky.social•114 days ago

I LOVE a hot dog burrito. Hot dog, cheese, salsa, bacon, maybe avocado.
Good stuff.

thieudaddy.bsky.social•114 days ago

If it isn’t already, this should be an international war crime

princessjemmy.bsky.social•114 days ago

I'm glad you're still friends after that.

I mean, you are, right? 😂

gilatrout.bsky.social•114 days ago

Fry it and it still isn’t a chimichanga. I’m with @wilw.bsky.social on this one

iocloud.bsky.social•114 days ago

Whatever you do, don't piss Wil off enough that he never narrates another one of your books. He did wonderfully with "Starter Villain" and "Red Shirts" and I would hate to hear that he won't ever do another one.

nicolaisucks.bsky.social•114 days ago

I love this. The tortilla is a semantic tarpit pulling anything within the event horizon into the state of being a burrito. Better not drop your glasses!