Not going to lie, when I was just now out walking the dog, I was puffin a little bit - ThreadSky

tanngrisnir.bsky.social•80 days ago

Great hat!

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warrenterra.bsky.social•80 days ago

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chigail.bsky.social•80 days ago

There’s no puffins in central Ohio

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wwalkersd.bsky.social•80 days ago

But only on your head.

Here's some more puffin for you:

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marktoml.bsky.social•80 days ago

Getting old(er) is not for wimps.

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cheerfulandcheeky.bsky.social•79 days ago

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

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ejschmeck.bsky.social•80 days ago

Puffin on the Ritz?

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camano.bsky.social•80 days ago

Walk the dog? I just used my cane to open the backdoor to let him out. Hopefully I'll remember to let him back in. It's cold out there

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simonats.bsky.social•80 days ago

Better change your name to Billy…

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dleahcim.bsky.social•80 days ago

Then it was a good Thanksgiving

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invictusghost.bsky.social•80 days ago

Hahaha I can relate.

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thenaturalpolymath.bsky.social•80 days ago

This took me longer than I’m willing to admit….

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mstrohb.bsky.social•80 days ago

You’re not THAT puffin!

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mariannefajstrup.bsky.social•80 days ago

Puffins are great!

In Danish they are called sea parrots or søpapegøjer. And just know I found out that sea parrot is also a nickname for them in English, as is clown of the sea (which I find a bit harsh and very unfair - they are not the least bit scary).

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daemionfox.bsky.social•80 days ago

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zapgun.bsky.social•80 days ago

Not going to lie, you aren't allowed to die yet. You are our story pinata. We're not done smacking you.

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fiddlingpig.bsky.social•80 days ago

Is weed legal there?

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isogsargent.bsky.social•80 days ago

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shayera.bsky.social•80 days ago

nice!

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3freaks.net•80 days ago

You look surprisingly like my old roommate, but his name wasn’t John (or Scalzi) and he wasn’t a published author

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oldbonesphoto.com•80 days ago

Puffins you say? Puffins are a huge part of my life and I owe a LOT to these fellas! Here's a sampling of mine!

Love your writing btw ;) your street cred just jumped with the noggin covering!

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knittytam.bsky.social•80 days ago

Cute hat

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bertwhirlauthor.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's fowl of you.

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thelaughingatheist.bsky.social•80 days ago

This would be much funnier if you showed that Little Bit is the name of your vape device.

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the-zeb.bsky.social•80 days ago

If it gets fowl outside, waddle you do to get home?

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corwincannuck.bsky.social•80 days ago

I need a larger assortment of touques. Mine are comfy, but somewhat boring. 😆 And not one that would make for a good pun.

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aretsam.bsky.social•80 days ago

Puffin?

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marneman.bsky.social•80 days ago

That’s a check engine light moment for me. I found out I was B12 deficient and it was the breathlessness that got me to the MD.

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mvandewettering.bsky.social•80 days ago

Here is some more puffin for you! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Puffin_%28Fratercula_arctica%29.jpg/1024px-Puffin_%28Fratercula_arctica%29.jpg

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mtnrescue187.bsky.social•80 days ago

I always imagine Dan Carlin’s voice from Hardcore History when I read your posts

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aadgroeneveld.bsky.social•80 days ago

This reminded me of boobies...
#NotThat!

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culturedropout.bsky.social•80 days ago

You strike me as more like a penguin than a puffin... 😏

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davidmonroe.bsky.social•80 days ago

Whenever I'm at a zoo and they have one of those cute little puffin standees declaring, “no puffin!” I unironically smile

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kreiberg.bsky.social•80 days ago

Alfred is done too, 72 kg pure love

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ingimarkusson.bsky.social•80 days ago

Go that puffin in Iceland, perchance?

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scalzi.com•80 days ago

Indeed

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ingimarkusson.bsky.social•80 days ago

I'm incredibly perceptive. Great to meet you and Kristina at IceCon.

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westskywitch.bsky.social•80 days ago

You should cover your mouth to protect your lungs from extreme cold. https://www.weather.gov/dlh/extremecold#:~:text=Wear%20a%20hat%2C%20because%2040,and%20out%20of%20the%20wind.

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wizenthorne.bsky.social•80 days ago

Nice, what vape you get?

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dlairman.bsky.social•80 days ago

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henryduckman.bsky.social•80 days ago

You should stick with cats

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skyebirdsong.bsky.social•80 days ago

Rofl!

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sandmanflorida.bsky.social•80 days ago

What were you puffin'?

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jrtonca.bsky.social•80 days ago

You should go see a cardiologist. If you're puffin just from taking the dog for a walk then you might have a serious cardiac issue that needs to be...

*notices the hat*

Well played, sir. Well played.

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