It's kicking - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

justafarmer.bsky.social•12 days ago

Pretty sure we've seen this movie and, as usual, it does not end well...

reply

backwardsknight.com•12 days ago

I for one welcome our new Kaiju overlord.

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Just so long as it doesn't eat my pets, I'm good too.

reply

edwardthethird.bsky.social•12 days ago

Earthquake country here. Anxiety has been high for awhile. We were here for the Northridge earthquake. We were in North Hollywood. It was terrifying. I watched my wife get launched from her chair at the vanity.

Earthquakes are sudden and very scary.

Need to update our kits.

reply

arawynp.bsky.social•11 days ago

We've been digging g madding e fucking holes into, setting off explosions inside the crust and drilling as deep into it as we can for fucking decades. why is anyone surprised by this

reply

ccbrady.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sure, but who's Ultraman?
I can't think of a single Democrat that would better in grey rubber with red briefs and blinking blue bling.

reply

ccbrady.bsky.social•11 days ago

Cory Booker

https://youtu.be/QKBwH17FWJQ?feature=shared

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

TYVM.
That takes me back to my childhood Saturday mornings in Houston.
More on topic, did you ever catch the episode where Ultraman and Godzilla tag team against The Space Demon?
https://www.google.com/search?q=ultraman+godzilla+space+demon&client=opera&hs=tz9&sca_esv=d1274fad44c47b5c&ei=uDGsZ5TMGY_n5NoPv6G-kAk&ved=0ahUKEwiUiLHNs72LAxWPM1kFHb-QD5IQ4dUDCBI&uact=5&oq=ultraman+godzilla+space+demon&gs_lp=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&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

WOW!
You should just walk into a precinct and ID everyone.
I hear that there're often donuts too :-)

reply

kinyutaka.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

skeptanth.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Elder Gods awake.

reply

beccam.bsky.social•12 days ago

Oh goody. Bring on the freakin kaiju already.

I'm done with this BS.

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

but save my pets, PLEASE!

reply

manmademoon.bsky.social•12 days ago

DOGE is gutting it.

reply

cyberjenni.bsky.social•12 days ago

No, no. It's called "upgrading"

reply

neatshesaid.bsky.social•12 days ago

Epic gender reveal incoming

reply

n4ku.bsky.social•12 days ago

It kicks because it demands to be noticed. It's the Donald Trump of planetary cores.

reply

armyofevilrobots.com•12 days ago

A shit, the battery ran out in my singularity containment bottle again.

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Can't you just charge it from your phone?

reply

armyofevilrobots.com•9 days ago

It's an old usb-b connector, and it's getting finicky.

reply

samwiseacre.bsky.social•12 days ago

Mars, I hope that you’re going to do the right thing, and make an honest planet of her.

reply

edwinmix.bsky.social•12 days ago

We have awoken the Mole people!

reply

freewilliam.bsky.social•12 days ago

I remember this!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Egg

reply

lovejoyrite.bsky.social•12 days ago

Bring it.

reply

lemmingmik.bsky.social•12 days ago

This isn’t the egg breakfast that I wanted, but if it happens it happens.

reply

dribrats.bsky.social•12 days ago

Reverse peristalsis

reply

suddenly-sully.bsky.social•12 days ago

Good.

reply

cuddylicious.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ready to birth Godzilla!

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

So long as I don't have to dress in grey rubber with red briefs and blue bling as Ultraman, I'm good.

reply

crosis101.bsky.social•12 days ago

It’s a gravimetric distortion caused by the high speed rotation along their long axis of several decedents…seemingly they gave birth to a new nation and are disappointed in it’s direction…

reply

rivetgeek.aggregatecognizance.com•12 days ago

The outer core is stomping around at night, prompting the inner core to poke the ceiling with a broomstick while yelling, "I'm trying to sleep down here!"

reply

brockmeyer.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

somerandomdave.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hopefully, it'll all be over soon. (At least for us.)

reply

alex038.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

shaunaomeara.bsky.social•12 days ago

Not now, Eldritch horrors. We've a lot on our plate right now.

reply

saltyelderberry420.bsky.social•12 days ago

Looks like someone had Taco Bell!

reply

enigmasystem03.bsky.social•12 days ago

I thought it was the *moon* that was an egg, though. Doctor Who wouldn't lie to us, would it?

reply

farewelltooz.bsky.social•12 days ago

Doctor who?

reply

philasaurusrex.bsky.social•12 days ago

That’s what I was going to say!

reply

farewelltooz.bsky.social•12 days ago

"The changes might have slightly altered the length of each day, researchers believe."

No wonder Mondays feel so endless.

reply

skipn2ei.bsky.social•12 days ago

Reminds me of David Brin's "Earth".

reply

blackherring.bsky.social•12 days ago

That’s just the Deros. They are clearly expanding their subterranean cave cities in the land of Mu.

reply

mybloodyvinyltime.bsky.social•12 days ago

Finally SOMETHING

reply

susucity.bsky.social•12 days ago

Boy or a girl?

reply

docempath.bsky.social•12 days ago

Yes, at least the UK still has funding for researchers.

reply

breecroke.bsky.social•12 days ago

I have nothing relevant to add other than I am reminded of my favorite Roger Ebert film review

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-core-2003

reply

breecroke.bsky.social•12 days ago

"a scene that cries out from its very vitals to be cut from the movie and made into ukulele picks"

reply

simonearth.bsky.social•12 days ago

isn't Unobtainium also in Avatar?

reply

breecroke.bsky.social•12 days ago

Sure. Why not?

I believe it's also an Oakley sunglasses trademark

reply

evelynecks.bsky.social•12 days ago

This almost makes me want to see the movie.

reply

uhb0v.bsky.social•12 days ago

Let’s hope it opens up and swallows up every asshole who still breathes.

reply

wrecked9n76e.bsky.social•12 days ago

Structural changes? Elizabeth Warren is behind this for sure.

reply

jellowheeze.bsky.social•12 days ago

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y’all have knocked her up

reply

breecroke.bsky.social•12 days ago

capunderstoodreference.gif

reply

otis2012.bsky.social•12 days ago

Is it the earth or our stomachs?

reply

billbollow.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gaea is angry

reply

kansashousewife.bsky.social•12 days ago

I wish it would hurry up..

reply

chacha1847.bsky.social•12 days ago

Nope, don't like that

reply

whimgruent.bsky.social•12 days ago

I wonder how long before Earth hatches.

reply

dfjdejulio.bsky.social•12 days ago

Reminds me of an old Space: 1889 campaign I ran.

The canals of Mars were, in actuality, a giant elder sign. The purpose: to keep the planet from *hatching*.

reply

sputnik-the-og.bsky.social•12 days ago

I read about this earlier and I am going through the paper to try and understand it better, makes the geologist in me squee

reply

nevetsboy.bsky.social•12 days ago

Can't wait to meet this guy!

reply

norvillebarnes.bsky.social•12 days ago

Not funny.

https://www.amazon.com/Earths-Shifting-Crust-Problems-Science/dp/1515211029/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?adgrpid=159772144277&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.qgk4t6pPBZDtTvXaMuPxQ6xdfucSWTMUdJOPPjqXVp60WLAAbtDKd4wqdqJemg2CeRiP-ymrBInt2bQqKxE4GY5KxNOb2M1IIVbgssgXe16QsKzBvfBsDpRUk1meKopHylu4F8UOekZgCJTB_Plndg.6dNCZOWMh2QD7jj5RuBRyxUAIexXcdPbHZZAqEyTY6g&dib_tag=se&hvadid=693151950649&hvdev=m&hvexpln=68&hvlocphy=9004201&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=12894223038582389822--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=12894223038582389822&hvtargid=kwd-376479253320&hydadcr=15151_13523043&keywords=earth%27s+shifting+crust&qid=1739239832&sr=8-1

reply

ursularivera.bsky.social•12 days ago

I’m afraid earth is getting anxiety 😦 🫣

reply

kathleenkatmary.bsky.social•12 days ago

Have they explored the possibility that the earth has been pregnant before, and that maybe the dinosaurs weren't taken out by an asteroid, but by the most destructive gender reveal party of all time?

reply

crashdive625.bsky.social•12 days ago

Targeted Geologist click bait!

reply

red-foremans-foot.bsky.social•12 days ago

It's vomiting. And can you blame it.

reply

bokononvindit.bsky.social•12 days ago

Let's send fElon down there to check it out. (Then we can just fill the hole. 2 birds, 1 stone)

reply

simon-lucy.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gaia Shrugged.

reply

qua12.bsky.social•12 days ago

There are many processes inside the earth we are just discovering.This finding could help us understand Earth's rotation speed and degree of it's axis❤️

reply

maduncle.bsky.social•12 days ago

Unobtanium stocks just went up.

(There’s an obscure reference test for you).

reply

troyce.bsky.social•12 days ago

This is just more hysteria from that crackpot scientist Jor-el. I tell you the Earth is just shifting it's orbit.

reply

serendipityjones.bsky.social•12 days ago

slouching to be born is it

reply

amysab68.bsky.social•12 days ago

An asteroid could hit us, the planet is doing weird things, the antichrist is in the government… I’m going to need a lot more coffee and wine.

reply

ljhatton.bsky.social•12 days ago

Kong's knocking on the ceiling of hollow earth.

reply

tsambuca.bsky.social•12 days ago

Please let her implode. But Trump and Elon first. Give the rest of us 48 hours to enjoy that and take us too.

reply

regdog.bsky.social•12 days ago

Now Unicron is waking up. Figures.

reply

mahaysmind.bsky.social•12 days ago

Maybe the oligarchs know that the world is ending and are hence trying to make as much clown money as they can and party hard before it all implodes

reply

colemarie.bsky.social•12 days ago

They… don’t know shit.

reply

moonjumper64.bsky.social•12 days ago

Oh you have GOT to be kidding me.

reply

decadmus.bsky.social•12 days ago

Please be kaiju, please be kaiju…

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Do they eat radioactive GOP waste?

reply

majestic12.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

j0hn-87.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hey Eternals… We’re good with this. Let Tiamut be born

reply

helenwheels1223.bsky.social•12 days ago

I smell a Scalzi novel.

reply

verdande.bsky.social•12 days ago

We’re hatching

reply

snowman882.bsky.social•12 days ago

Sadly the department from The Cabin in the Woods was deemed unnecessary by the brain donors running the current administration.

reply

roland161.bsky.social•12 days ago

And Lo! The Bird

reply

jaceking.bsky.social•12 days ago

It's determined to get rid of humans one way or another, understandably.

reply

andy-124.bsky.social•12 days ago

It's sickened by 47 and his cronies.

reply

lrciii.bsky.social•12 days ago

It's getting ready to swallow tump, please say that the earth is getting ready to swallow tump.

reply

sc-inkwood.bsky.social•12 days ago

If a giant monster rises up from the depths, cracks upon the mantle and jumps into space, I won't be surprised. It is the 2020's and nothing in this timeline makes sense anymore.

reply

growseedsman.bsky.social•12 days ago

I’d get nervous in the third trimester.

reply

onehalfcherrytau.bsky.social•12 days ago

Next headline: Disastrous gender reveal causes mass extinction; Earth welcomes a baby girl (made of 100 billion tons of ash)

reply

toddadam.bsky.social•12 days ago

C'mon, sand worms!

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

nope, they have better taste.

reply

coinfitz.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

jhillmurphy.bsky.social•12 days ago

I’m the reverse - my inner core disturbs my outer core.

reply

tocatchathief.bsky.social•12 days ago

Oh FFS Icke was right 😲 lizard race inbound, he'll be unbearable 🤭🤣

reply

girlybojon.bsky.social•12 days ago

HARD. . .

Something's about to break off somewhere.

reply

sinclairlewis.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ever since I learned that the earth was way overdue for a magnetic pole shift, I’ve been anxious.

reply

silverpoet.bsky.social•12 days ago

They’re awake.

reply

cityshotz.bsky.social•12 days ago

It wants out...

reply

de7en.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hopefully it’s Godzilla 😍

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeah 'cause Ultraman is a cross-dresser?

reply

chickenlady.bsky.social•12 days ago

It's a soufflé, and when you heat it up too much, guess what happens...

reply

hailthefatkid.bsky.social•12 days ago

This will either turn into something hilarious or catastrophic.

reply

coinfitz.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

eldiablojuancarlos.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Emergence?

reply

jarrodbaker.bsky.social•12 days ago

cannot WAIT until the Earth finally hatches

reply

warrgrinn.bsky.social•12 days ago

Better call a Doctor....

reply

stigirish.bsky.social•12 days ago

I typically pop a couple of Gas-X and hope for the best.

reply

ratskradmt.bsky.social•12 days ago

Yep it’s pissed at the surface dwellers.

reply

danforinton.bsky.social•12 days ago

Time to pull together an eclectic team of heroes and fire up the Virgil

(can you believe that movie is over 20 years old? *sob*)

reply

chrismitch.bsky.social•12 days ago

A little Yeats might apply here, or is that just my sense of dread showing through?
“What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be reborn?”

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Or there are too many cats on bluesky? Just one can cause a -3 to -2 magnitude quake. See 2min17 - 2min22 in the following : https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3De3uk7jU3RHo%26fbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR0xOazrztGpK2TJDvz8M5_1dyqDKClV0uJ1WsEKxaeZ0s4lar8SGS-ylzI_aem_rj0CRFTgnx_iE2g3AaDWlQ&h=AT11S8fmMYGjmx1P47n-13o5JIQOMDtG8gFg3cpXuchd2ONaPNozJQVRn3RgYbxoeZ0x--3ECjPuHruv-O23ikTdDKvvKaUK3GsiJ_T6z2uuk19iByUYviwOvZRdJy8sM9WEqHpMlofLrmQ9aTcQdw

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

If it gets born in the US will it be able to vote, or become president?

reply

jwbfat16.bsky.social•11 days ago

Founding Father rolling over?

reply

firefangled.bsky.social•12 days ago

It truly is the end of times.

reply

spacemonsterpub.bsky.social•12 days ago

D&D players know. https://www.deviantart.com/jasonengle/art/Tarrasque-723382337

reply

rosiesdigs.bsky.social•12 days ago

Getting ready to tip the axis again and toss us off.

reply

xinpheld.bsky.social•12 days ago

reply

internetmark.bsky.social•12 days ago

We're about to give birth to a Celestial.

reply

paulmorris.bsky.social•12 days ago

I mean “Idiocracy” turned out to be a documentary so why not “2012”.

Only off by a few years

reply

rivertheplushie.bsky.social•12 days ago

I’m personally excited for an implosion

reply

raging-dee.bsky.social•12 days ago

God, I hope a volcano opens up under Mar-a-lago.

reply

vt-sci-ctzn.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gotta be the most understated headline ever!

reply

cyn1422.bsky.social•12 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

reply

jise.bsky.social•12 days ago

Reaching out for the cheese 🧀🌙

reply

6sidedgames.bsky.social•12 days ago

I welcome our new Eldritch overlord.

reply

vikm.bsky.social•12 days ago

The new sequel to Aliens? Wonder where the earth’s “chest” is at?

reply

megaboltmi.bsky.social•12 days ago

Get the giant mechs ready.

reply

pittsburghmrs.bsky.social•12 days ago

One of these days it’s gonna spin out and we’re all going to fly off in a billion different directions, taste a brief freedom, then slam around like mosquitoes on a windshield!

reply