When I checked into the Sky Club today I was informed that I had "unlimited access," FINALLY I will enter the fabled Sky Club Petting Zoo Wait that came out way worse than what was in my brain - ThreadSky

scalzi.com • 9 days ago

When I checked into the Sky Club today I was informed that I had "unlimited access," FINALLY I will enter the fabled Sky Club Petting Zoo

Wait that came out way worse than what was in my brain

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kuoirad.bsky.social•9 days ago

You've finally achieved "fancy schmancy" status, sir.

darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social•9 days ago

Remember John, no biting the nice people who visit you at the petting zoo. They just want to make friends.

gojira1000.bsky.social•9 days ago

I don't think I'd get on a plane in the US for, well, quite a while. But I admit I now want one of those commercial sausage patties

deimos99991.bsky.social•7 days ago

You have a pet worm like Kennedy?

billy2names.bsky.social•9 days ago

pahdon?

zeltar.bsky.social•9 days ago

It means you can phase through walls now. But only Sky Club walls.

cdbrow1.bsky.social•9 days ago

drheatherlusty.bsky.social•9 days ago

I was like, “Wait, those airline lounges have animals to cuddle?”

random-seed.bsky.social•9 days ago

I will suggest you avoid the *heavy* petting zoo. It isn't elephants.

darthdzl.bsky.social•9 days ago

Say hi to the rhinoceros for me.

patrick75l.bsky.social•9 days ago

I hope the petting zoo has puppies and kittens. Not Rattus norvegicus.

patrick75l.bsky.social•9 days ago

Wait that came out worse then it was in my head.

glennh55.bsky.social•9 days ago

Guest or exhibit? These distinctions are important

nefarious-celt.bsky.social•9 days ago

Especially when we all know that there is a shed on the Scalzi compound with some very impressive power tools and the owner of said shed is very skilled with them.

cindym.bsky.social•9 days ago

😁😁😁
My dude that omelette looks sus

leey20.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fitting, since we passengers are treated as little more than sheep. 😉

my3angels.bsky.social•9 days ago

I mean, I got a good chuckle out of it so there’s that 😂

arfisk.bsky.social•9 days ago

*Nothing* to do with altitude

gofurther.bsky.social•9 days ago

ooryl2.bsky.social•9 days ago

We got Gold status for this year for the first time. We were looking forward to all the SkyClub access and other benefits, but now I’m not sure that we want to fly anywhere this year….

eriurana.bsky.social•9 days ago

As a visitor or exhibit?

ivanbrummski.bsky.social•9 days ago

I heard that Delta SkyMiles club will be serving upside down cake

gabriellasmom2018.bsky.social•9 days ago

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