You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
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But if your book gets to Trump's desk and he somehow thinks the moon is cheese and tries to melt it with the Jewish space lazers we are gonna have to curb your power
Reading the afterword in Kaiju Preservation Society the other day where you mentioned sending the orange man back to Florida to yell at clouds made me choke up thinking about a more innocent time.
Plot twist: The moon turning into cheese was actually the realistic part. Meanwhile, a functional US government remains the wildest sci-fi concept of our time. #DystopianReality #CheeseMoonSoundsGreat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0qagA4_eVQ
The cheese turns out to be "goberment cheese" that is inedible due to vacuum storage.
But if your book gets to Trump's desk and he somehow thinks the moon is cheese and tries to melt it with the Jewish space lazers we are gonna have to curb your power
Now I'm wondering...is this the prime timeline, or is the cheese moon the prime timeline?
Also, do people who pre-ordered already get to go to that timeline??
Asking for my...everyone I know
{Suddenly sad} because it's true
Is this a trilogy?
1 When the Moon Hits Your Eye
2 Like a Big Pizza Pie
3 That’s Amore
"FTL travel? The physicists are coming up with interesting theories all the time, like warp bubbles, you never know!"
"Space Elevators? Really "just" an engineering problem!"
"Functional US govt?? Aww come ON now! Be REAL!"
#Igave5
https://u24.gov.ua
... Were you saving the bulk of your optimism about humanity's capacity for growth both as individuals and as a species for🌜🤜👁️?
It probably goes into that in the book, hm