the forty gazillionth blue sky user gets an official darth™️ blue sky seal of approval - ThreadSky

lordnad.bsky.social•8 days ago

Through quantum entanglement I am the forty gazillionith blue sky user.

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max.is.a.cutie.fyi•8 days ago

i will become that user! i need a seal of approval!!

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luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oh my… the coveted seal.
😍

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lisajean123.bsky.social•7 days ago

There is not 34 million actual human members on bluesky.

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bskycheck.com•7 days ago

For user count and stats you can also check: https://bskycheck.com/

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lisajean123.bsky.social•7 days ago

Ok, perhaps I should have said trolls, instead of human.

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rodmelbourne.bsky.social•7 days ago

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 And this is just getting started!!!!!

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bobmoorenv.bsky.social•8 days ago

On top of that, the lucky person and their family will hear the uncool version of "Home Means Nevada," where I wander across the notes like a puppy in a kindergarten class looking for belly skritches from everyone.

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jthume.bsky.social•8 days ago

*high speed tail wagging included.

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rondellhund.bsky.social•7 days ago

If I get forty Brazilian users can I have a seal? 🤞

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therealjocelynj.bsky.social•8 days ago

Darth can Vivienne have the official darth™️ seal of approval, she goes to protests with me and hates fascism

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ginerso.bsky.social•8 days ago

Vivi is iconic

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therealjocelynj.bsky.social•8 days ago

She just woke up and this is the look she shoots me lmao I am crying

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ginerso.bsky.social•8 days ago

I love her so much 😆

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therealjocelynj.bsky.social•8 days ago

5 mins later and her ears are still flipped & tongue still sticking out I can’t 😂

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ginerso.bsky.social•8 days ago

Sweet Vivi, you look like you accidentally ate a second gummy because the first one “wasn’t working”

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fryaduck.bsky.social•8 days ago

The Elephant SEAL Team 6 (Heard Island Squadron) would like to speak you about using seal in vain

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popeimpious.bsky.social•7 days ago

But soooooo many bots these days.

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deadontheoutside.bsky.social•8 days ago

*deletes my account and signs up fresh*

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typhoon-64.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yes, there are too many fake accounts

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darthbluesky.bsky.social•8 days ago

well unless they suck tbh

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wearelegion2025.bsky.social•8 days ago

Fair

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richburroughs.dev•8 days ago

Look for that Jesse Singal Follower label

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maraleia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Remind me what that link is. I want to subscribe.

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oracularhades.com•8 days ago

what about me, do i get the seal of approval

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weezercat.bsky.social•8 days ago

Always these conditions. I hope you do not have conditions that discriminate against felines.

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scottculkin.bsky.social•8 days ago

It goes without saying, of course. 👊

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gojira1000.bsky.social•8 days ago

It's going to be Boebert now, isn't it?

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mjfgates.bsky.social•8 days ago

waiting for the perfect moment to launch my donald trump porn impersonation account

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tcarmody.bsky.social•8 days ago

Standard disclaimer

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liberallibrarian.bsky.social•8 days ago

Even chance that they will, in fact, suck.

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steve-in-manhattan.bsky.social•8 days ago

the user or the seal?

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chuckd918.bsky.social•8 days ago

The darth I know.

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david.uncensored.zip•8 days ago

Too late, adding to my profile

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pixelbuffer.bsky.social•8 days ago

Tough but fair.

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itstygrey.bsky.social•8 days ago

Okay, I was about to get concerned.

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nnscott.com•8 days ago

but darth, we all suck

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nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'll just leave and rejoin a lot so that we can be sure the one who does it is super cool.

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sherryh87.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂

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ogmcduck.bsky.social•8 days ago

Gonna be a time investment deciding whether to kudos then or not

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wattle.bsky.social•8 days ago

evergreen caveat

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pinkabomination.bsky.social•8 days ago

If it's Jared, I will use all hope for humanity

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pinkabomination.bsky.social•8 days ago

*loose

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hi11ary.bsky.social•8 days ago

important to let them know they suck and that they’re not getting the honor, otherwise they might not realize

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shawndiggity420247.bsky.social•8 days ago

32,195,389 active accounts. 3,619,569 deleted accounts. 51.52%blocked at least by one,36.32%blocking someone..4/3/2025 stats..

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snarkysteff.bsky.social•8 days ago

Might I suggest this seal of approval?

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emdashel.bsky.social•8 days ago

My submission for the seal.

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clutchingspoons.bsky.social•8 days ago

Now I want one.

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usefulid10t.bsky.social•7 days ago

Soon the number of Bluesky users will be higher than the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

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usefulid10t.bsky.social•7 days ago

I was only off by 3 orders of magnitude. That's the last time I ask Samir to check my math

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damlasonmez.bsky.social•7 days ago

phiii hiuv... (swiping the sweat off of her forehead)

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kimnenereden.bsky.social•6 days ago

Turkey's X users are migrating. Another million will join soon.

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czarbucks.bsky.social•7 days ago

Where is that thing that tells you your blusky number? I remember that...

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markshatraw.bsky.social•8 days ago

It's kind of nice to see this place growing on its own merits rather than asking "Oh no what did Elon do now" every time there's an influx of new people

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changepeople.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ooohhh!!

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cfulty1.bsky.social•7 days ago

I enjoyed the confetti on the screen. 😬

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roughtomato.bsky.social•8 days ago

How do you even amass that kind of following here. I barely have 100 followers. Then again I mostly just rant and shitpost

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b34rsgirl.bsky.social•8 days ago

Looks like I'll be breaking the record for the amount a BlueSky accounts under 1 individual.
🦋💙🦋

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proudguy.bsky.social•7 days ago

YES YES YES 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏👏👏🇺🇸

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startarally.bsky.social•8 days ago

Exponentially more valuable than a weird gray check mark

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idonotlikex.bsky.social•7 days ago

More 3/3 of the users in X are bots

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charlottte34.bsky.social•7 days ago

Where can I find this stat?

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lucemquaere.bsky.social•8 days ago

watch. it'll be Trump or Vance! 😆

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illimij.bsky.social•8 days ago

Looks like I was a fool to sign up so early around #340,000.

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kevin.crime.group•8 days ago

And everybody else gets a Santa hat?

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vhkyrkjtf.bsky.social•7 days ago

That has to be worth more that a stupid check mark!

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negdiscountrt.bsky.social•7 days ago

Congrats to that lucky user already.

I am even tempted to strategically create another account.

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milwaukee2024.bsky.social•8 days ago

We should raise $$ to put a full page add of Blue Sky on the NYT & Washington Journal

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acmeleader.bsky.social•8 days ago

It’s great to have you back!!!

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lauraclemens.bsky.social•8 days ago

My son will never make an account on here

I told him he couldn’t make a TikTok account because he was too young but when he got to 13 he made one but in his dad’s name because of parental controls

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lauraclemens.bsky.social•8 days ago

My son is also the admin for the school WhatsApp

This place is too nerdy for him

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