I have decided that in 30 minutes I can eat, conservatively, 100 chicken nuggets. Since they're offering me over a hundred bucks apiece for the nuggets I can eat, and since I'd rather have that money than feel sick, I'm selling the nuggets to them instead of eating the nuggets.
None. My counteroffer is I pay him $.50 for every nugget I can eat from him.
We have too many billionaires, eccentric & otherwise. It's time for the taste test.
I’m not going to pretend I am incorruptible by saying there’s no amount of money that would get me to eat meat again, but I will say that $112.14 per would not be the the number to break me.
11 or 12. I occasionally serve the nuggets for dinner and that's my usual estimate of what I can eat. Of course, I need Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Mustard or Buffalo Wild Wings sauce. I should confess that my eyes are much bigger than my tummy!! 😋😂
Depends if I have to keep them down or not. If so, then I'll keep going until I begin to feel unwell. Otherwise, I'll keep shoveling them in until the buzzer, time lost to losing my lunch aside. I'd guess in the former case that might be a few dozen. In the latter, it might run into the hundreds
I think I can finish off one per minute, so 30. But I'm definitely going to need a nap after all of that. Away, pass the hot mustard sauce and I'll take direct deposit instead of a cheque please.
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Goddamn, Romanian Billionaires coming here and force feeding us chicken nuggets.
*the cool factor of zippos bequeathed by Steve McQueen endures, though.
I have decided that in 30 minutes I can eat, conservatively, 100 chicken nuggets. Since they're offering me over a hundred bucks apiece for the nuggets I can eat, and since I'd rather have that money than feel sick, I'm selling the nuggets to them instead of eating the nuggets.
We have too many billionaires, eccentric & otherwise. It's time for the taste test.
Though I worked at McDonalds when I was younger and I once ate upwards of 60, I'm not proud.