Breaking News Wes Streetings office has been egged. TKDB have egged the front of the office. Our reporter is on the way to photograph the aftermath - ThreadSky

transmirri.bsky.social•14 days ago

FUCK YEAH

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clordtc.bsky.social•14 days ago

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lordsouthhelm.bsky.social•14 days ago

Rotten?

The eggs, I mean...

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Maybe we could get one to splat all over Wes and he could let us know! 😂 Nothing worse than a bad egg… hitting a bad egg!

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rhedmtf.bsky.social•14 days ago

I hope the rotten bastard gets constantly.

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shanephotos.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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stephgabz.bsky.social•14 days ago

We can still afford eggs! If only more was done, but I want to see the results.

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Otherwise I guess bricks 🧱 will have to do! 😂🤣 Those plate glass windows have gotta be expensive! 😂🤣

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stephgabz.bsky.social•14 days ago

Hahaha! I wouldn't want to pay for those...

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Irony that he’d only claim it as MP expenses so sadly if a brick were to ‘accidentally’ fly into a window it would only cost tax payers!

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stephgabz.bsky.social•14 days ago

That's true...and it is one of hundreds of reasons Scotland is trending towards an independence majority for 2026 elections for Hollyrood.

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Aww sweetie, Scotland had it’s one and only shot and independence and lost. As government at the time warned - the Indy vote was a one time only deal!

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vanlighet.bsky.social•14 days ago

They will now be labeled terrorists.

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Maybe they’ll be declared terrorist eggstremists! 😂

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

That’s a bit much, a bad egg though possibly! 😂🤣

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jamie-a-m.bsky.social•14 days ago

There’s blood on your hands Wes. We will never forgive, and we will never forget.

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whatthetrans.com•14 days ago

Some of the eggs

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whatthetrans.com•14 days ago

Some eggs were laid in front of the office painted and unbroken

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vala.bsky.social•14 days ago

The cut off text is: "Affirm our identities rather than questioning if we are "really" trans or if we will "stay" trans. We know who we are"

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finl3y.bsky.social•14 days ago

No rest for the wicked on Easter Sunday

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dailyturnout.bsky.social•14 days ago

Don't throw chicken's eggs. Use dog's eggs. Wear nitrile gloves

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jametek.com•14 days ago

Dog.. eggs?🤔

This must be slang I'm unfamiliar with lol

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dailyturnout.bsky.social•14 days ago

Before I forget where I got the idea from, Fat Freddy's Cat was hanging his arse over one of Fat Freddy's boots. I can't remember Cat's grievance but he was explaining to the reader that he was "just laying an egg" to teach Freddy a lesson

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dailyturnout.bsky.social•14 days ago

Dogs don't lay eggs, or do they? 😉

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vomit-bird.bsky.social•14 days ago

SHIT. IT MEANS SHIT. SHIT FROM A DOG'S ARSE. DOG SHIT, IF YOU WILL.

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jametek.com•14 days ago

Lol 😆

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dailyturnout.bsky.social•14 days ago

I bet you go joyriding in steamrollers

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vomit-bird.bsky.social•14 days ago

That DOES sound fun.

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penbird42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eggman by the Beastie Boys, from Paul's Boutique, with a groove by Curtis Mayfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OgG0GwT-uY

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melapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

Must be a billionaire to afford those eggs.

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jimthehumanoid.bsky.social•14 days ago

Eggs are cheap in the UK

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

Correction - eggs *were* cheap in the U.K.! Are the hens making pay demands maybe?

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the-lori.bsky.social•14 days ago

What do you mean 'breaking news', that's not…

Oh.

Well played.

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orraorra.bsky.social•14 days ago

Love a themed protest 🤌

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dr-isobel.bsky.social•14 days ago

How eggciting, though it transpires Wes is a bad egg and really needs a trip down the reject chute.

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kalief.bsky.social•14 days ago

They throw firebombs, we throw eggs?

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donnab.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think we need a non violent direct action campaign now. They can ignore marches. MPs ignore our letters.
I hesitate to encourage it as it’ll lead to people being jailed. And trans women will be put in male prisons.

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silverstar24.bsky.social•14 days ago

And?

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orona.red•14 days ago

nothing of value was lost etc etc

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jessiebuns.bsky.social•14 days ago

The use of eggs in this context is hilarious

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demontomatodave.bsky.social•14 days ago

Make sure the reporter remembers to take some eggs

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mikecornes.bsky.social•14 days ago

Sadly this will only be reported as “violent attack on MP” with no context.

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gingercruiser.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wild

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waslottie.bsky.social•14 days ago

Good.

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melarune.bsky.social•14 days ago

Happy fucking Easter, Wes

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klarabow.bsky.social•14 days ago

Eggcellent.

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peteonlyflans.bsky.social•14 days ago

👏

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criptimelord.bsky.social•14 days ago

well done, tkdb!

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cleanbreak.bsky.social•14 days ago

Fuck Wes Streeting

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refriedwater.bsky.social•14 days ago

egging? EGGING! What has happened to society, I swear. They should have put superglue in the doors keyway, as is tradition.

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loungeiguana.bsky.social•14 days ago

*takes notes*

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refriedwater.bsky.social•14 days ago

You think that's good, if you back the tire dust caps off on certain car tires just enough, they slowly leak air. If it doesn't work, just find a suitably sized pebble and place it in there before tightening it again.

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