When I think of a man who can resist the dangerous feminine wiles of a foreign spy it is certainly a 19 year old programmer with broccoli head who's nicknamed "Big Balls"
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The only problem here is that there may be a bit of a pile up. That kid isn’t going to be able to walk into a restaurant in DC without three to five suspiciously good looking women suddenly finding him fascinating and I don’t know how they’re gonna sort out who gets him first.
That just makes it more efficient - he's the kind of guy who would insist on an orgy, pop once, and fall asleep while they collectively go through his devices
balls might be "big" and usually that is a medical issue. Hydrocell in among the testicles and requires surgery to repair. That muskbutt should get clipped when he gets his problem fixed.
And his balls might be big, but they crawl up his ass when a girl looks at him.
Whose name and likeness are all over the internet. I’d put $100 he doesn’t make it 48 hours before getting scooped up and hidden somewhere on embassy row. Leaves the country in a “diplomatic pouch “
They have to know… they have to know, right? There will never be a place on earth where they can go without looking over their shoulder. Nowhere will ever be safe for the rest of their lives. That alone should be reason enough not to do this…
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I really wish it wasn’t, but it is.
"Fargo" also applies, for instance
And his balls might be big, but they crawl up his ass when a girl looks at him.
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