I mean, I REALLY make an effort not to be judgy about parenting choices, but giving a baby to George Santos seems to me on the continuum with letting a baby skydive with a stranger even though you know they (the baby) is really pushy about religion - ThreadSky

kenwhite.bsky.social • 466 days ago

I mean, I REALLY make an effort not to be judgy about parenting choices, but giving a baby to George Santos seems to me on the continuum with letting a baby skydive with a stranger even though you know they (the baby) is really pushy about religion

Reposted from kilgore trout

looking for a therapist specializing in “my grandma gave a handjob to a stranger during a community theater production of beetlejuice then passed me off to george santos”

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tommytimp.bsky.social•466 days ago

If you give George Santos a baby it becomes 9% less baby, this is the science, sorry

jbminn.bsky.social•466 days ago

it's all performative. zero fucks abt anything beyond 'triggering [someone]'

mikem.bsky.social•466 days ago

I’m trying to figure out the baby is there in the first place

aeroferret.bsky.social•466 days ago

Baby’s there in the first place because Bobo didn’t want her boys to go to sex Ed class in school.

mikem.bsky.social•466 days ago

🤣

objectdave.bsky.social•466 days ago

Oh look, why is Santos putting a little backpack on the baby... OH GOD, NO GEORGE!

pandastalteri.bsky.social•466 days ago

Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? Makes you think.

familinomics.bsky.social•466 days ago

And where TF is the mother?

Granted, she's a minor but there's a whole story behind that.

redsonja.bsky.social•466 days ago

Because nothing says "You may think I'm a lizard creature, but I'm really human," like holding a baby.

mrglass.bsky.social•466 days ago

I'm sure he told her that he raised a dozen siblings.

pyrephox.bsky.social•466 days ago

I don't think that's fair. George Santos invented the whole concept of childcare! Just ask him.

thesixler.bsky.social•466 days ago

The baby has the only working chute and refuses to deploy it unless you renounce atheism

joepositive.wtf•466 days ago

thank you for the audible and cathartic laughter this post gave me

homelessrobot.bsky.social•466 days ago

Santos: "this is my baby. I gave birth to it in Canada."

sagebiel.bsky.social•466 days ago

@charles-ex.bsky.social

rachelgraves.bsky.social•466 days ago

Of course, entrusting Boebert with a baby is also pretty sketchy.

stmdc.bsky.social•466 days ago

You just know he's going to sell the baby to some couple who can't have their own. Probably multiple couples - then claim the mother decided to keep the child. His life is based on a Law & Order rerun.

aeroferret.bsky.social•466 days ago

Why the hell isn’t the baby’s father taking care of the child?
*oh yeah, he learned his parenting skills from mom*

neonchinchilla.bsky.social•466 days ago

George prefers his adrenochrome to be fresh.

pyrholidon.bsky.social•466 days ago

George Santos is about to pull a DB Cooper.

hdcshah.bsky.social•466 days ago

Does that mean we will never see or hear of him ever again? Put me in the 'aye' column, please.

mjosmurphy.bsky.social•464 days ago

no, no, hijack a plane and then parachute badly into a national forest

robinbobcat.bsky.social•466 days ago

The real question is in whose hands is the child in the most danger..? I mean, I wouldn't trust either of them with a Cabbage Patch doll, much less an defenseless infant...