Hunter Biden: mid-fifties, dick has been seen all over the internet
Me: mid-fifties, has been seen being a dick all over the internet
Me: mid-fifties, has been seen being a dick all over the internet
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Out of pocket, that is.
(The only celebrity anyone ever said I looked like was “James Spader, but only if you exported him at quality: 25/100.” It was too accurate to be hurtful.)