Is . . . Is he Batman - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

saubrimbor.bsky.social•20 days ago

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oeishik.bsky.social•20 days ago

Bat your eyes man, more like it.

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flyinjenny.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's a Batman villian's sidekick.

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docmoulton.bsky.social•20 days ago

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lemonsky.bsky.social•20 days ago

Malice Duper

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rocknrollghost.bsky.social•20 days ago

Got a big date with a very special velvet couch

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waxmonkey.bsky.social•20 days ago

couchman

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timothycornell.bsky.social•20 days ago

Franknfurter

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musicadamt.bsky.social•20 days ago

Pete Burns

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mrgrumpeepantz.bsky.social•20 days ago

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jaxsb.bsky.social•20 days ago

No Batman cared about people, had morals, values and ethics. So, he is definitely NOT Batman.

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todoralexandrov.bsky.social•20 days ago

No. But one step closer to Zorro.

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themdragons.bsky.social•20 days ago

A president that wears heavy orange face colouring and a Vice president that wears heavy eye liner, are they transitioning?

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thesoutherndad.bsky.social•20 days ago

*Christian Bale Voice* "Where is the sofa. WHERE IS IT!"

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thewordbird.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤮

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whidbey54.bsky.social•20 days ago

CREEEEEEEEPY!!!!!

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icassassin.bsky.social•20 days ago

Don’t sit on the Batcouch.

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cassius335.bsky.social•20 days ago

Hockey Pads Detected.

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tegusheike.bsky.social•20 days ago

No he thinks he’s Catwoman

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echo-too.bsky.social•20 days ago

At least we know he's still around. Not that he has a real job however.

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mebe7.bsky.social•20 days ago

No...It's "Dragman!"

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rayoso.bsky.social•20 days ago

He’s not the politician we need OR deserve.

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listentoshaft.bsky.social•20 days ago

Face bronze and eye liner. MAGA are just weirdos.

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isammis.bsky.social•20 days ago

Joker gang? Jiāngshī? You make the call!

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isammis.bsky.social•20 days ago

Sofaratu?

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bluehex.bsky.social•20 days ago

Nope. Just a wannabe pharaoh. He started with the easy bit, tubular beard comes next.

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hopelaughlove.bsky.social•20 days ago

OMG- looks like Morticia on ‘THE MUNSTERS’ 🤣

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hopelaughlove.bsky.social•20 days ago

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/The_Munsters_Cast_1964.jpg/270px-The_Munsters_Cast_1964.jpg

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labsp61.bsky.social•20 days ago

I was going to say The Crow, but that way way way too cool for this douchebag

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stpaulmaggie.bsky.social•20 days ago

No....Nightman (ohhhwawa)

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jemma2485.bsky.social•20 days ago

Aw man, I came here to say this!

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ecppdx.bsky.social•20 days ago

Thank you. I was looking for this!

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raisethetorch.bsky.social•20 days ago

When I say, "I died." ... well, I laughed out loud anyway.
That's great.

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jasonumd.bsky.social•20 days ago

Goth Vance.

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happyrumrunner.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'm convinced JD moonlights in a The Cure cover band at night. Prove me wrong.

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buck11.bsky.social•20 days ago

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davidralin.bsky.social•20 days ago

This is not the goth veep we needed

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75renka.bsky.social•20 days ago

Wow. I'm kind of scared.

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toniwells.bsky.social•20 days ago

Let's face it; eyeliner is the only cool thing about him.

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joshuasharp.bsky.social•20 days ago

JD Vance is Batman if his parents hadn't been murdered, but had just grounded him instead.

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proudrebelscum.bsky.social•20 days ago

or tried to sell him for drugs

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gohexyourself.bsky.social•20 days ago

He needs to switch to a brown or light grey liner. The black stuff just ages him

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sxren.social•20 days ago

eyeliner is cool. that jd vance is horrible has nothing to do with his eyeliner.

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raisethetorch.bsky.social•20 days ago

His hypocrisy and double standard about is the horrible part. Not the eyeliner itself.

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canadianbacon66.bsky.social•20 days ago

Kim Guilfoyle beauty school graduate

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dollymad1812.bsky.social•20 days ago

No, he’s just 🦇💩 crazy

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danthiell.bsky.social•20 days ago

My Chemical Bro-Vance

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doubtthedefault.bsky.social•20 days ago

I will never figure out why these guys grow a neck beard, then everyone else agrees, pretending that they don't have a double chin.

It's like a modernized version of the toupee.

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reboundsmom.bsky.social•20 days ago

It's all appearance and aesthetics.

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jacobflaws.bsky.social•20 days ago

This is the least objectionable thing about this man

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papabear333.bsky.social•20 days ago

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srchrgrl.bsky.social•20 days ago

Didn’t Batman fight evil, not BE evil?

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jmckee.bsky.social•20 days ago

Only in the sense that he is a criminal with a severe personality disorder.

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iamfatliketrump.bsky.social•20 days ago

Yes trump makes him use lots of eye liner because it goes well with his orange!

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bonerjams.bsky.social•20 days ago

They’ve become so obsessed with gender fluidity that it is altering their DNA.

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clevernickname23.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's Batman's new sidekick, Emoboy.

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stevewhy.bsky.social•20 days ago

He’s playing the Emcee in the local dinner theater production of Cabaret later.

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needmoreram.bsky.social•20 days ago

He is patient in room 14 at Arkham that nobody has checked on for ten years

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loftwyr.bsky.social•20 days ago

He just wanted to feel pretty today.

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baghutch.bsky.social•20 days ago

'THE Batman', and yes.

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arkenor.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's more Bateman than Batman.

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redshoes6.bsky.social•20 days ago

His face doesn't match his neck. Republican makeup

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mikezack.bsky.social•20 days ago

Couchman.
Shine a silhouette of a loveseat on the clouds and he’ll come running.

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aeraen.bsky.social•20 days ago

Ooh! Wings AND smokey eye. Bold choice, my good sir!

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adadjoking.bsky.social•20 days ago

Sorry is your thesis here that he cares about other people?

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anaideia.bsky.social•20 days ago

Batshit

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cinmaf.bsky.social•20 days ago

OMG!!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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grovert22.bsky.social•20 days ago

Not all couches are into the eyeliner-wearing totally hetero alpha male pudgy middle aged thing but settees and divans just drop their slip covers without a thought.

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bbcf66.bsky.social•20 days ago

Just...why

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paddytimmerson.bsky.social•20 days ago

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gregsanderson.bsky.social•20 days ago

Don't say that 😮. Those memes might be cool.

The existing ones are perfect.

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haileysmom2023.bsky.social•20 days ago

😂😂 Maybe it’s Maybelline

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thefool37.bsky.social•20 days ago

Looks like he is ready to suit up for a local Boy's Club football game, with the eye black already applied to handle any problems with glare.

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ghost-crab.bsky.social•20 days ago

I’m seeing I Dream of Jeannie.
https://www.google.com/imgres?q=i%20dream%20of%20jeannie%20eyes&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fe3%2Fb5%2Fa2%2Fe3b5a2249751a05635e3391cacbe91fa.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2Fi-dream-of-jeannie--619948704930304630%2F&docid=zTZTRitXSOf8wM&tbnid=1Tq5i1SbKSkQAM&vet=12ahUKEwiD4qO-joWMAxUJpIkEHYeiH-QQM3oECGgQAA..i&w=736&h=547&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwiD4qO-joWMAxUJpIkEHYeiH-QQM3oECGgQAA

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whathavewecometo.bsky.social•20 days ago

This dude is a wack job through and through.

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nielzondk.bsky.social•20 days ago

No.. he's COUCHMAN

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davidalleneye.bsky.social•20 days ago

Latent homosexuals are always angry, frustrated people.

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unclesamson.bsky.social•20 days ago

More Maybelline Man.
Probably cross-dresses (nothin' wrong with that, just don't pretend otherwise)
Definitely wears heals.

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deetm2632.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤪

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salenstormwing.bsky.social•20 days ago

Batman doesn't normally work for a clown though.

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gordie12.bsky.social•20 days ago

Drag Queen Story Hour.

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kaysertommasi.bsky.social•20 days ago

He’s more of a Couchman from what I hear.

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j-turner.bsky.social•20 days ago

I think he's more likely to be Vane.

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ponsterm.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's about two months from becoming the leave Brittney alone guy. His "leave Trump alone" video is gonna be epic.

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uncle-hank-13.bsky.social•20 days ago

He doesn't want people to know his pupils are vertical slits.....?

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dookielazer.bsky.social•20 days ago

No, he’s just GORGEOUS!!

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vandenbergpeter.bsky.social•20 days ago

J.D. Green Day

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coastalelitist89.bsky.social•20 days ago

Something in the couch, hmmmm-mmmmm

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justinsong.bsky.social•20 days ago

All these replies are killing me 🤣

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burg3rtime.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's going for the mayor look

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tooch42.bsky.social•20 days ago

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dogsdadbod.bsky.social•20 days ago

Alas, I thought of Nestor Carbonell too late.

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burg3rtime.bsky.social•20 days ago

It's insulting to Nestor but yea everytime I see I think if him

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robertaecks.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'm starting to be convinced he either lost a bet or has a seriously odd kink.

Also, the eyeliner thing seems way over the top.

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trifan.bsky.social•20 days ago

Is he in the initial stages of cross-dressing? Testing the waters?

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kdiggity8.bsky.social•20 days ago

Nightman

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stlgorman.bsky.social•20 days ago

Nailed it

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notgonnadoit4u.bsky.social•20 days ago

Good GREIF

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herrwozzeck.bsky.social•20 days ago

He'd probably be prosecuted under a drag ban, is what he'd be ATM.

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tedorion.bsky.social•20 days ago

Too bad Barbera Walters is still not around to make him cry at an interview. It would be a Giovani redo.

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sstein.bsky.social•20 days ago

Batman has a moral code.

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capnkaiju.bsky.social•20 days ago

He fuckin wishes

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goddessretired.bsky.social•20 days ago

He’s got a heavy 5 O’clock shadow, that appears to cover his whole neck, chest, and back. Is he really an evil Wookiee? The shaving must take a lot of time from Usha’s legal career. 😏

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jack-a-dandy.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's Damien at 40.

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gravityf1end13.bsky.social•20 days ago

Just a clown.

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mjgraves.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's like a Nazi Tim Minchin

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buddygoodboy.com•20 days ago

So, not much like Tim Minchin at all, really. Or maybe if Tim gave in to his Dark Side.

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mjgraves.bsky.social•20 days ago

If Tim went full Joseph Goebbels

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buddygoodboy.com•20 days ago

He did warn us he had a dark side!: https://youtu.be/3xQmJ_vxHB4

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missrhenard.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'm sorry, but Tim's Dark Side would be having cake for dinner and staying up until 10:45pm.

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buddygoodboy.com•20 days ago

That late??

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djdadmouth.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe Fatman.

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writercc.bsky.social•20 days ago

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tasteslikecyan.bsky.social•20 days ago

Did he lose some bet with Medvedev? Guess we‘ll never know

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jayslacks.bsky.social•20 days ago

These dudes attack Trans people but then wear make up? Like, what?

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dcdufour.bsky.social•20 days ago

Who wore it better?

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maplemememagnate.bsky.social•20 days ago

He is Sofa King weird.

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foxyfunderburd.bsky.social•20 days ago

That asshole has no kind of diplomatic statesmanship, he's a rude, nasty, bullying gaslighter. All world leaders know they're entering the trailer trash Jerry Springer shitshow. Trump and Vance can never come back after what they did to Zelensky. They're now toxic.

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seanbeag.bsky.social•20 days ago

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paulnuk.bsky.social•20 days ago

Why is he wearing a fork attached to some sort of vegetable?

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mnorth7.bsky.social•20 days ago

It’s useful to hide he has a glass chin. You are looking at his fabulous eyelashes and eyeliner instead.

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rstanek.bsky.social•20 days ago

You rang?

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herbwitch1.bsky.social•20 days ago

I wonder how many times he's poked himself in the eye? Makes me smile just imagining it. 😎

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pikagirl.bsky.social•20 days ago

Is that a carrot 🥕 growing in his front pocket?

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swgeneralmills.bsky.social•20 days ago

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lanative.bsky.social•20 days ago

Looks like a fail at trying to look like Robert Smith of The Cure.

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tsgirlknits.bsky.social•20 days ago

Tattoo eyeliner refreshed?

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harshclimate.bsky.social•20 days ago

He’s creepy af

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bjarvela.bsky.social•20 days ago

God damn it. This timeline would have the shittiest, doughiest Batman ever.

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erikam123.bsky.social•20 days ago

Hope they had plenty of beer

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usfunjumper.bsky.social•20 days ago

I want that 1980’s electric blue eye shadow to make a comeback.

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raisethetorch.bsky.social•20 days ago

Make America goth again..?

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raisethetorch.bsky.social•20 days ago

Dadadada batmannnn

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tarielcell.bsky.social•20 days ago

Someone described him as an evil Care Bear and now I can’t unsee it

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doomgenesis.bsky.social•20 days ago

By day, JD Vance is a "VP". By night, he becomes COUCHMAN, the superhero with an inexplicable attraction to sofas!
His sidekick Ottoman Boy (Little Marco) is uncomfortable in the background.

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fieldbean.bsky.social•20 days ago

A very bad Eddie Izzard?

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normalverbraucher.bsky.social•20 days ago

More Twatman

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jesselynradack.bsky.social•20 days ago

Be kind. He was going for a smoky eye…

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phillipcreates.bsky.social•20 days ago

Does this count as drag queen story time?

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glen2.bsky.social•20 days ago

Vance is truly WEIRD! Scary to think that when Hump craps in his diaper one last time and dies (soon I hope), he will be replaced with an equally morally bankrupt and weird guy who changes his name like he changes his ideology! MAGA opportunist in every way.

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jdthom.bsky.social•20 days ago

I know goth girls who use less eye shadow.

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dogsdadbod.bsky.social•20 days ago

Masturbatman. You should see the couch in his Masturbatcave.

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truckle4evr.bsky.social•20 days ago

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funkbude.bsky.social•20 days ago

He is Shathimselfman.

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kaleighf.bsky.social•20 days ago

Well feels like we are on a runaway train to becoming Gotham so

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nicolas.grumpycoder.net•20 days ago

Did we ever see the two of them at the same time?

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hamiltons-index.bsky.social•20 days ago

Fank you, Bwett Kavanow!

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ziggybull.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's certainly doing a lot of harm to the poor

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darbys-lament.bsky.social•20 days ago

The amount of obvious self-loathing I have seen from JD Vance for years now has my sympathy.

The way he chooses to excise that self-loathing by attacking everyone and everything else - from his Appalachian cohort to American democracy itself - has my scorn.

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sc00trgrrl.bsky.social•20 days ago

It never ceases to be hilarious to me how much the far right shits on men wearing women’s stuff, and then voted for spray tan and eyeliner

Like, was it really about the makeup

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tpt1.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's a chubby Dothraki incel.

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tiedyebri.bsky.social•20 days ago

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diebesbeute.bsky.social•20 days ago

What if it’s the other way around? The days where we think the eyeliner is heavy are actually the days he was low on the human skin makeup?

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kbc3250.bsky.social•20 days ago

This actually makes more sense LOL

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socio-steve.bsky.social•20 days ago

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socio-steve.bsky.social•20 days ago

"the doughy dothraki"

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elkaneo.bsky.social•20 days ago

kal dough-go was right there

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qxzld.bsky.social•20 days ago

Khal Dildo

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psong.bsky.social•20 days ago

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cwashington.bsky.social•20 days ago

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debra.bsky.social•20 days ago

I thought no one could be as disgusting as Trump, and along came Vance.

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paulavergara.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe JD is feeling a bit unloved lately. I mean, he was left out of the ride in the red Tesla.

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nateynate17.bsky.social•20 days ago

I was gonna go with Robert Smith cosplay. But that works too.

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gemcom2000.bsky.social•20 days ago

He and Elon seem to be going for a softer facial look these days

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e-vassar2.bsky.social•20 days ago

Oh yes, I'm sure the Irish PM is so exited to see this turkey that disgracefully carries an Irish name. Woo-Hoo Yeaa!

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lynnc1955.bsky.social•20 days ago

I think he should go with different colors. I have brown eyes and a deep navy looks goods

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viob.bsky.social•20 days ago

Never trust a man who uses more make-up as his wife.

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princeennui.bsky.social•20 days ago

since Trump declared himself King, Vance has been unsuccessfully trying to replace Lambert in Queen

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nandidad.bsky.social•20 days ago

Ireland won't take his shit

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1swede.bsky.social•20 days ago

As if the orange rapist wasn't enough embarrassing to your country...what a f#cking twat....

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cherylprice.bsky.social•20 days ago

How do they explain this as butch? Do people not have eyes?

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richp86.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe he's born with it

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jenniferweeks83.bsky.social•20 days ago

He looks more like Catwoman

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samfreez.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe he's born with it... Maybe it's Hillbillene.

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liquidgelcaps.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's one of the tools from The Dark Knight wearing hockey pads thinking he's helpful.

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boredmonkey.bsky.social•20 days ago

It's, it's, Batgirl.

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bonniedreams.bsky.social•20 days ago

No. He's just a sissy.

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mbell27.bsky.social•20 days ago

Kaecilius in Doctor Strange.

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thatac.bsky.social•20 days ago

Temu Batman maybe

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ireland32.bsky.social•20 days ago

Nazi bitch did what?

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ireland32.bsky.social•20 days ago

Nazi bitch. Deport his wife- token DEI

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bravegirl.bsky.social•20 days ago

He's Ratman.

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wendysgarden.bsky.social•20 days ago

Ba na na na na na na na... Yes man!

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contractjames.bsky.social•20 days ago

That dude is so emo.

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toms-takes.bsky.social•20 days ago

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thewatchcat.bsky.social•20 days ago

Bat Guano man

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self-evidenttruths.bsky.social•20 days ago

This just seems like a bad graphic novel...

President Grift and his fake hillbilly sidekick V.P. Eyeliner to the rescue of the poor billionaires down on the luck!

Saving poor Russia from being overwhelmed by Freedom Fighters in the country Putin invaded!

Really can he even see through that...?

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