i like this website cuz it feels like hanging around at a quiet little tavern or a beer garden or something with a bunch of old pals i've known since forever except periodically the weirdest motherfucker you've ever met in your life wanders in
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sorry to be always on my bullshit but why isn't there anywhere i can stop in salem oregon halfway to grandma's house with two nice friendly quiet babies and eat a gigantic grilled cheese and onion rings and drink three beers for lunch
i could have taken them to browns but browns is gone. browns would have warmed up their bottles for me in the kitchen and let me put them down for a nap in the broom closet, they wouldn't have given a shit. browns had vacuumed but not pristine carpet expanses to roll around on
i can't take these fucking babies to ventis or the half penny. they don't want to go somewhere with awful tiny metal stools and thai food and black metal playing. we need more places open at 10am with booths with benches and nonchalant friendly bartenders serving scotch eggs and screwdrivers
It's the people who think they are normal... & yet still tweeting in the vast internet sea of digital data of billions of other songs obvious to the noise that are the real weirdos...
Saoirse (7) came home in tears a few weeks ago, & when I asked her why, she said that someone called her weird. I replied, "Yeah, you're very weird. You're a McClanahan. That's kind of our thing. Do you think [kid] went out for haleem & ice cream before going to watch airplanes take off last week?"
...or a massive brawl breaks out at an adjacent table and then mostly subsides, but continues with the occasional behind-the-back kidney punch or dope slap.
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Me, often: Mf you wouldn’t just walk up and say that to someone in a bar so why you doing it here?
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