This year's 'War on Christmas' will include MAGAs trying to shoot Santa out of the sky, mistaking him for a drone. - ThreadSky

xavierrico.bsky.social•94 days ago

ahem,

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lebergerdavid.bsky.social•94 days ago

I really think the drones are just Santa’s new wheels. Ok I’ll see myself out.

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nacholib.bsky.social•94 days ago

They prefer this guy anyways

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jacqueline321.bsky.social•93 days ago

lol 😂

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botox4migraines.bsky.social•94 days ago

LOL!

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sinter-klaas.bsky.social•94 days ago

That’s cute.

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marshscarecrow.bsky.social•94 days ago

“Ho! Ho! Holy shit! Evasive maneuvers! We’re taking fire, boys! Rudolph with your nose so bright, we’re going to fucking DIE TONIGHT!”

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tim-doin-tim-stuff.bsky.social•94 days ago

Tbf, some of them probably asked Santa for something to shoot at

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manikodru.bsky.social•94 days ago

🤣

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movezig.bsky.social•93 days ago

Ho ho hoooahhhhh my legs!

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boki-bo.bsky.social•94 days ago

And Trump to steal all the present from him and put them on his bank account.

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socialgreedia.bsky.social•94 days ago

If they try to snuff ZuZu's Petals, they will have triple hell to pay.

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kyotiwiles.bsky.social•94 days ago

Then claiming Jesus was an anchor baby who should have been deported

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maggiecenter.bsky.social•94 days ago

🤣🤣

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dollymad1812.bsky.social•94 days ago

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burntundertones.bsky.social•94 days ago

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steveisdamages.bsky.social•93 days ago

AI is theft.

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traceycavasin.bsky.social•94 days ago

Lol

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peskyprofessor.bsky.social•94 days ago

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movezig.bsky.social•93 days ago

Black Santa's husband?

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justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social•94 days ago

That would be Blanta! 😆

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ccprophet.bsky.social•94 days ago

😂

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gjrboston.bsky.social•94 days ago

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heavycrownpress.bsky.social•94 days ago

Do people really have so little to think about? 😂

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gjrboston.bsky.social•94 days ago

😂😂

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heavycrownpress.bsky.social•93 days ago

No I didn’t mean you, these drone conspiracy people just, I can’t 😂

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gjrboston.bsky.social•93 days ago

i lost rationale, cognitive coherence years ago

https://youtu.be/2JlY2djQ2mM

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heavycrownpress.bsky.social•93 days ago

Congratulations. It’s overrated.

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jagger.bsky.social•94 days ago

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lsd122070.bsky.social•94 days ago

5 mins in Hoods head…

😂🥰

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steveisdamages.bsky.social•93 days ago

"You better watch out," indeed.

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miri100.bsky.social•93 days ago

Opps

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qm-b.bsky.social•94 days ago

Protect Santa 😱

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okguy.bsky.social•94 days ago

Rudolph, called out sick this year.

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justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social•94 days ago

Or knowingly while calling him a commie bastard.

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opus24.bsky.social•94 days ago

Then caught on video gnawing on the reindeer legs…

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sharonsf.bsky.social•94 days ago

I thought that too

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williamladislaw.bsky.social•93 days ago

I think the drones are trying to track Trump.

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kanekavi.bsky.social•94 days ago

🏆🤣

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pattiagood.bsky.social•94 days ago

Like 12 planes layered from the ground in New Jersey. Some paranoid idiot could bring a plane full of holiday travelers down.

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d-not-a-bot.bsky.social•94 days ago

You sound like grandpaharris
😆

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maichalee.bsky.social•94 days ago

“Santa’s a DEI commie. Figures all you triple-vaxxed and pronoun-heavy trannies would support free handouts!” — MAGA

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lorenabobbitttime.bsky.social•94 days ago

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n3ver-5urrender.bsky.social•94 days ago

NOT the year to use Rudolph's red nose... 🙄

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oasisthemepark.bsky.social•94 days ago

OTP vp

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irimha.bsky.social•93 days ago

Daddy, why are they shooting Santa? 😭

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irimha.bsky.social•93 days ago

Explain this to your child...

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mlindholm325.bsky.social•93 days ago

Don't give the yahoos any ideas. Evangelicals already say, if and when given a chance, they're gonna ban any mention of Santa Claus during the holiday season.

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gman19701974.bsky.social•93 days ago

Yep! And MTG would be first in line!!

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daved-alexander.bsky.social•94 days ago

"It wasn't a drone after all, sweetie, just Rudolph's shiny red nose." 😔 #RIPRudolph #RIPSantaClaus

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sofie-sofie.bsky.social•94 days ago

for sure🤣

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ericgeeks.bsky.social•94 days ago

This scene from Independence Day makes a lot more sense now.

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chefsam.bsky.social•94 days ago

Santa is now the overlord of project blue beam. Submit and he will provide you with the coordinates to.. um... new jersey.

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dpp7541.bsky.social•94 days ago

On the Bright side. He will visit Europe first.
🇮🇪🇪🇺🎅

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rlongman1.bsky.social•94 days ago

Worse. An army (air force??) of drones ground-piloted by a trio of very rich kids are sent to target Santa’s sleigh. For the sport of it. And to stop Santa from delivering Christmas presents of other drones to other kids.

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