Can’t wait for this month to be over. So sick of Thanksgiving songs everywhere I go. All day long the sound of shrill, panicked slaughter-gobbling. Gobbling everywhere.
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https://youtu.be/aqCvjGEzMTI Oh shit she thawed
(thank you random peppermint who goes around for the specific purpose of spellchecking one word from users)
What should we honestly be thankful for this year? The news has told us who are next President is and he is mean! I am planning to cause a scene at Thanksgiving. Going to stab the Turkey then run outside and bury it in a hole. This is how WE colonized America. We owe reparations to every Native!!
Now I desperately want to get back in my blind and shoot a turkey for some reason. I saw a hen during bow season, next year if I see a Tom I’m gonna get a tag. Nothing like a fresh kill.
Come Thursday, all will be silent once again. Sweet, deathly silence as we all choke down our dry slabs of carrion and drink our goblet’s worth of brown gravy.
🎵 i really can't stay (GOBBLEGOBBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE)
🎵 i've got to go away (GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE)
🎵 this evening has been-GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBGOBGOBBLBEBLBGOBLLE
Thanksgiving songs are the worst and they play them earlier every year. I was sipping some apple juice on a warm august afternoon when 'Stuffingtime' comes on. The 1950's original wasn't awful but Mariah Carey just drags every note out to 508 syllables. And I'm like 'It's not stuffingtime Mariah!'
🎼 Oh Turkey Tree 🎶 Oh Turkey Tree 🎵 How Feathered Are Thine Branches 🎶 They touch me when my face is hot 🎶 They trip me when I Turkey Trot 🎶 Oh Turkey Tree oh Turkey Tree .... #ThanksgivingCarols
I am being serious. I honestly don’t recall hearing thanksgiving songs. The Christmas carols are ratcheting up in endless loops, thanksgiving not so much. Maybe I am not tuning in to the right channels.
I concur. I’m sick of people posting quotes from “Slaughterhouse-Jive Turkey,” the relatively lesser known Vonnegut work where Meleagris Gallopavo X slips back in time to the first Thanksgiving and attempts to stop it, but when you meddle with time it tends to meddle back
I imagine him on a stage in a dive bar right next to the men’s room and people throwing empty bottles at him for no real reason. Just really kicking him while he’s down. I have no idea why this came to my mind. I think something is wrong with me.
I don't understand the American fascination with Thanksgiving. Xmas is way better! Gifts! Movies! A break from school! Within a week of New Year's! Plus we still eat Turkey! Now there is football too!
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https://youtu.be/hp7QijE8cAQ?si=Xu3LaP-JiqTieeNh
https://youtu.be/hp7QijE8cAQ?si=Xu3LaP-JiqTieeNh
I'm Jesus Christ, and this is my favorite Thanksgiving song on the internet.
https://youtu.be/hp7QijE8cAQ?si=Xu3LaP-JiqTieeNh
Secondly: there are thanksgiving SONGS?! 😦
https://youtu.be/hp7QijE8cAQ?si=Xu3LaP-JiqTieeNh
🎵 i've got to go away (GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE)
🎵 this evening has been-GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBGOBGOBBLBEBLBGOBLLE
And all she says is just one word, gobble, gobble, gobble.
We don't really watch it, just wait for it, but it is quite the metaphor for the passing of each year and especially 2024.
{ 2nd verse, same as the 1st!}
{3rd verse, different from the 1st!}:
©TattooedMisery Nov 2020
🎼 Oh Turkey Tree 🎶 Oh Turkey Tree 🎵 How Feathered Are Thine Branches 🎶 Your Beak is Up, Your Feet are Down 🎵 You're Scary as a Circus Clown 🤡 🎶 🎼 Oh Turkey Tree 🎶 Oh Turkey Tree... 🎵😁😁😁 ©TattooedMiseryNov2020🦃🥧
https://youtu.be/hp7QijE8cAQ?si=Xu3LaP-JiqTieeNh
Oh, and it's beach weather too 🏖️